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Astrochicken posted:the real american dream is to aspire to scam as many people as possible and get away with it. thats just capitalism in general
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exmarx posted:[*]calling their parents or other adults sir and ma'am its good to be respectful
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exmarx posted:also they don't include sales tax in the listed price in shops This and making everyone in the country do their own taxes and then fining them and doing it for them anyway when they inevitably gently caress it up because taxes are intentionally impossible to calculate
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Americans love to invade and drone strike other countries and talk about how sad it makes them feel.
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Americans love applying their countries lovely regarded politics to everything. This guy is just like their Trump. 😂😂😂😂
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exmarx posted:saying "any more" when they mean "now" vyelkin posted:saying "needs fixed" and the like both of these are limited to freaks in rural pennsylvania and the midwest  "Q94: “He used to nap on the couch, but he sprawls out in that new lounge chair anymore.”"  EDIT: here's the real american english sin for anyone outside of beautiful New Jersey: 
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they call junior university lecturers "professor"AnimeIsTrash posted:Americans love applying their countries lovely regarded politics to everything. hate this poo poo so much! buhhhh, china is doing open biden
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ummm idk i live here so it's all normal to me
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Verus posted:both of these are limited to freaks in rural pennsylvania and the midwest seems to me like all those places are full of americans, op exmarx posted:not interested in fail arguments that stuff is actually regional or whatever 👍
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exmarx posted:not interested in fail arguments that stuff is actually regional or whatever 👍
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lobster shirt posted:any country that plays baseball cant be that bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pnn1Q1uP44
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Zodium posted:their sports are just advertising platforms we're only beginning our journey into jersey ads whereas europe is just a giant sign that says EMIRATES now
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Dreylad posted:"ice hockey" can't let it get mixed up with air hockey or street hockey
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Spelling grey as gray. Or the other way around not sure
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americans love saying poo poo like gusano and inshallah despite destroying entire regions where these words come from
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AnimeIsTrash posted:americans love saying poo poo like gusano and inshallah despite destroying entire regions where these words come from we're a melting pot
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exmarx posted:this is a normal checkbox on their websites we love our troops
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vyelkin posted:exclusively playing sports that the rest of the world doesn't care about and then trying to force the rest of the world to care basketball and baseball are popular in many parts of the world
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lobster shirt posted:basketball and baseball are popular in many parts of the world I think they probably meant American Football, specifically
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Zodium posted:going to work while they're sick So gross.
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