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Koishi Komeiji posted:Getting so angry at your kid's little league game that you point a gun at the volunteer referee's head Sobbing and saying you were terrified for your life when you go to court for murdering the taco bell employee over sour cream
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Manifesting gestalt energy like a 40k ork to whiff fentanyl and die
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Drunkenly saying a slur at your child's partner and driving yourself insane because they dont take your side
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Pays $30 for a burger that you can only order as "pink" or "no pink"
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mawarannahr posted:being madly committed to positivity at all times (see also: at will employment) Practicing "gratitude"
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Reverse mortgaging the home you got from your parents
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gradenko_2000 posted:okay I'm going to break posting kayfabe here a little to genuinely ask if "work spouse" actually does imply having a carnal relationship with someone from work, rather than just "this is a colleague / work-friend that I am so very close to that it's almost like we're a couple at work" It's the latter
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vyelkin posted:they turn every drink into a milkshake and then pretend they aren't walking around the office drinking milkshakes all day every day Whenever I go to Starbucks or McDonald's to get a large black iced coffee, they usually ask me 2-3 times if I'm sure I don't want 300 calories of fat & sweetener in it
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Ever been to a Dutch Bros? I don't know what that is
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