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saying "needs fixed" and the like
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 12:51 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:30 |
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inventing their own names for things that already have names, like diving or liberalism
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 14:15 |
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Verus posted:both of these are limited to freaks in rural pennsylvania and the midwest seems to me like all those places are full of americans, op exmarx posted:not interested in fail arguments that stuff is actually regional or whatever 👍
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 14:17 |
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exclusively playing sports that the rest of the world doesn't care about and then trying to force the rest of the world to care
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 15:25 |
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lobster shirt posted:basketball and baseball are popular in many parts of the world basketball is a good sport that people like around the world but baseball is a bad sport that Americans imposed on the parts of the world that couldn't say no to them
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 22:09 |
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refuse to use the metric system
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 14:22 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Farenheit is good, all Celsius users are weird as poo poo. imagine coming into the "hosed up things that americans do" thread to post this
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 19:13 |
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they imprison more people than any other country
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 13:59 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Negative temperatures are literally nonsensical in the first place, so Celsius is just as dumb, arbitrary, and useless of a system as Farenheight and people who tend to make a big stink about it are the "I loving love science" facebook idiots who think science is a someone staring intently at a beaker as they swish it in circles. lol
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 03:55 |
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coming into the hosed up things americans do thread to declare a fatwa on negative numbers
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 03:56 |
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Cuttlefush posted:you should insult them
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 12:46 |
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they own big houses in the suburbs and then their brain gets all hosed up from owning a big house in the suburbs
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 23:59 |
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they love heartwarming uplifting stories that are really deeply depressing and sad, like classrooms of seven year olds begging on gofundme for a wheelchair for their classmate or a man walking five hours a day to get to and from his minimum wage job
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 13:44 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Americans love having a social credit system but not calling it one. it's an antisocial credit system
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 23:23 |
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purity balls
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 14:35 |
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americans love sitting in a trailer outside Las Vegas playing video games where you murder a bunch of wedding guests only the video game is real life and the wedding guests are really dead
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 14:40 |
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a hosed up thing that americans do is advertise prescription medication directly to consumers
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 15:24 |
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sometimes americans just carry guns around with them as they do ordinary daily tasks
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 22:31 |
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buy enormous pickup trucks when the price of gasoline goes down for a week
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 14:35 |
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take a weird pride in never taking time off from work
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 13:13 |
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screaming about illegitimate elections abroad while having the worst electoral system known to man at home
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 14:07 |
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Sorgrid posted:Measuring surfaces in "square feet" measuring surfaces in "football fields"
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 13:31 |
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Zodium posted:they put their flag on products. i got a pair of boots that had little american flags sewn on. this violates the flag code, a thing that exists in america
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 16:02 |
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they let private companies prosecute environmental lawyers
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 15:06 |
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they write dates month/day/year
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 21:42 |
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open carry
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 15:52 |
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Lib and let die posted:8/10. No Aidens or Jaydens 30% of the team being named a variation of Brayden is pretty bad
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 16:47 |
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Lib and let die posted:um excuse me it's called DIVERSITY!???! lol
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 16:51 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:they love comparing presidents and arguing about who’s the best Hitler out of the bunch
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 14:34 |
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lmao
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 19:14 |
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bad news about americans, context-adding readers
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 11:48 |
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celsius rules fahrenheit drools
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 21:35 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:30 |
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they turn every drink into a milkshake and then pretend they aren't walking around the office drinking milkshakes all day every day
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 12:31 |