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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
saying "needs fixed" and the like

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
inventing their own names for things that already have names, like diving or liberalism

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Verus posted:

both of these are limited to freaks in rural pennsylvania and the midwest

"Q94: “He used to nap on the couch, but he sprawls out in that new lounge chair anymore.”"




EDIT: here's the real american english sin for anyone outside of beautiful New Jersey:



seems to me like all those places are full of americans, op

exmarx posted:

not interested in fail arguments that stuff is actually regional or whatever 👍

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
exclusively playing sports that the rest of the world doesn't care about and then trying to force the rest of the world to care

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lobster shirt posted:

basketball and baseball are popular in many parts of the world

basketball is a good sport that people like around the world but baseball is a bad sport that Americans imposed on the parts of the world that couldn't say no to them

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
refuse to use the metric system

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

Farenheit is good, all Celsius users are weird as poo poo.

imagine coming into the "hosed up things that americans do" thread to post this

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they imprison more people than any other country

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

ArbitraryC posted:

Negative temperatures are literally nonsensical in the first place, so Celsius is just as dumb, arbitrary, and useless of a system as Farenheight and people who tend to make a big stink about it are the "I loving love science" facebook idiots who think science is a someone staring intently at a beaker as they swish it in circles.

lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
coming into the hosed up things americans do thread to declare a fatwa on negative numbers

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Cuttlefush posted:

you should insult them

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they own big houses in the suburbs and then their brain gets all hosed up from owning a big house in the suburbs

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they love heartwarming uplifting stories that are really deeply depressing and sad, like classrooms of seven year olds begging on gofundme for a wheelchair for their classmate or a man walking five hours a day to get to and from his minimum wage job

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Americans love having a social credit system but not calling it one.

it's an antisocial credit system

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
purity balls

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
americans love sitting in a trailer outside Las Vegas playing video games where you murder a bunch of wedding guests only the video game is real life and the wedding guests are really dead

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
a hosed up thing that americans do is advertise prescription medication directly to consumers

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
sometimes americans just carry guns around with them as they do ordinary daily tasks

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
buy enormous pickup trucks when the price of gasoline goes down for a week

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
take a weird pride in never taking time off from work

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
screaming about illegitimate elections abroad while having the worst electoral system known to man at home

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Sorgrid posted:

Measuring surfaces in "square feet"

measuring surfaces in "football fields"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Zodium posted:

they put their flag on products. i got a pair of boots that had little american flags sewn on.

this violates the flag code, a thing that exists in america

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they let private companies prosecute environmental lawyers

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they write dates month/day/year

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
open carry

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Lib and let die posted:

8/10. No Aidens or Jaydens

30% of the team being named a variation of Brayden is pretty bad

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Lib and let die posted:

um excuse me it's called DIVERSITY!???!

lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

AnimeIsTrash posted:

they love comparing presidents and arguing about who’s the best Hitler out of the bunch

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


bad news about americans, context-adding readers

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
celsius rules fahrenheit drools

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they turn every drink into a milkshake and then pretend they aren't walking around the office drinking milkshakes all day every day

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