fucked up things that americans do

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

thread has lost the plot if you're shittalking kettle corn

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

kettlecorn is good

# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 21:07

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

their SUVs are so big and americans are so heavy that they regularly break their steering wheels trying to pull themselves up into the car

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 03:08

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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 06:25

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

EEKA GEEK posted:

Animal husbandry... TO THE XTREME

https://twitter.com/Irkutyanin1/status/1579509565418504193

this is wild lol

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 03:59

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I don’t recommend this thread messes with Texas.

americans love to litter

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 07:40

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Red Baron posted:

please we have at least one major celebrity with questionable closeness to their son

a land of opportunity

tom brady erasure

# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 18:00

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Lib and let die posted:

It just seems like there's a better way than smacking someone on the head for like a half hour straight though. I presume that's the American cost cutting measure.

don't worry, the free market has many solutions to this problem

# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 18:37

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

whoops meant to post this one

# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 18:38

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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 19:03

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Kreeblah posted:

Not letting people use real locks on their luggage (just those lovely TSA ones).

unless you have a firearm in your luggage then you get to use literally any functional lock you want (no approval required)

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 03:08

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

AnimeIsTrash posted:

americans love having a cartoon clown go on tv to sell sodas and highly fatty foods to kids

Between 1970 and 1998, the number of different types of breakfast cereals in the U.S. more than doubled, from about 160 to around 340; as of 2012, there were roughly 4,945 different types

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 17:34

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

ikanreed posted:

oreos

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 17:54

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# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 17:03

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Greg12 posted:

It took me 3 seconds to realize he's not mad at inclusive haircuts like "woke" blue hair, but inclusive haircuts like natural Black hair.

gently caress

lol gently caress

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 22:49

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Quaint Quail Quilt posted:

True but a hot engine combusts fuel more efficiently as well.

that's why cars use variable speed controllers

# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 18:26

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EEKA GEEK posted:

There isn’t really a problem with the lower voltage tbh

takes too long to boil water

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 03:46

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Cuttlefush posted:

it's like 4 minutes on 110

yeah tell me about it

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 03:50

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Weka posted:

for how much water?

in america we just say "hey I'd like four minutes of water please"

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 07:43

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Weka posted:

Have a poor understanding of the English language, resulting in stories like this one.

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/worl...AOx1Kw0ue-XNA_I

what does that have to do with a poor understanding of english

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 02:56

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Weka posted:

doggy style

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 19:03

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

lmao

# ¿ May 2, 2023 02:40

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Zeroisanumber posted:

This guy would start saying this poo poo then up lying on my kitchen store wondering why I tore his throat out with my teeth.

Or this is an amazing troll.

what

# ¿ May 6, 2023 03:11

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Vomik posted:

loving christ i've never seen someone whose face looks like their ears

# ¿ May 6, 2023 17:23

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PoundSand posted:

I thought it was germany where people cared about jaywalking through an empty road. Everyone does it in america to the point where it's a culture shock in a place where it's frowned upon.

lol try just walking across the street in front of a random US metro cop and see what happens

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 01:27

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 01:27

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PoundSand posted:

Well sure pigs will already harass you without good reason so naturally giving them an excuse isn't going to play well but that poster said "vigilantes" like random other pedestrians on the sidewalks would give a poo poo and that's not a thing in any city I've been in.

the cars will try to hit you because they know you're jaywalking lmfao

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 01:36