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Pictured: a typical American.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 06:08 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:23 |
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exmarx posted:this! Wait did you go to America? What a tremendous self own.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 08:05 |
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shyduck posted:Pretending we won all the wars Genuinely not know that they didn't.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 20:52 |
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/\those are good though. and lol 110v Yeah basketball is the only good American sport and it still surprises me it doesn't take 3 hours somehow to play a game.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 22:47 |
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lobster shirt posted:baseball is a great sport enjoyed in cuba Cuba was an American colony and still hosts an American military base.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 21:14 |
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Starting a counter thread about good things about America that's still mostly bad things.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 03:56 |
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America is FlapYoJacks posted:“A modern and progressive burger company”
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 06:44 |
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Invented the short ton, presumably in an effort to have the first one ton human being. Just use a normal ton you fuckwits!
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 23:34 |
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CODChimera posted:and then afterwards we should forgive all the traitors. they probably learned their lesson Also lionize many of them. All though I want to be clear that those people weren't bad because they were traitors.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 10:14 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Farenheit is good, all Celsius users are weird as poo poo. Pretty much everywhere but America is weird as poo poo? Like even if Fahrenheit is better because your hamburger brain finds it easier for some reason, just get with the program and use what the entire rest of the world uses.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 01:14 |
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Enshrine slavery in their constitution.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 02:43 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:Claim that they abolished slavery when they literally didn't Then they say things like 'the worst part about it is the hypocrisy'. Kreeblah posted:Hey, we also eat a shitload of preservatives. Pretty sure those don't come from corn. A quick google search suggests that in fact many of them do.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 05:11 |
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Kreeblah posted:Well, poo poo. I was just thinking of the petroleum-based ones. They even put corn in their petrol! It's worse for the environment too, hahahaha dummies.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 06:23 |
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CODChimera posted:yeah its frustrating and i dont even live there New Zealanders aren't much better at self reflection.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 08:22 |
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:I would think that not using negative numbers as frequently would be more intuitive I guess, if you were educated in America and find negative numbers difficult. Pepe Silvia Browne posted:thread has lost the plot if you're shittalking kettle corn Americans are fat and have poor taste in food. lobster shirt posted:if you dont like americans arent these good things? No, because unlike Americans, I do not seek to punish my enemies but to reform or disempower them.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 21:01 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:kettlecorn is good Mmmmm fat, salt and sugar on bland nutritionless starch. I like vegetables, meats and also grains and legumes, with some herbs and spices. That reminds me, apparently Americans are so disgusting that salmonella in chicken farms is just normal. Lol bleach your chicken some more instead of having basic hygiene practices.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 01:56 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Slow down there, Paul Bocuse. Try to leave room for us mere mortals. Ahhh being compared to a Frenchman, the worst insult you can give to my people. I don't get fancy on it much though, I'll just roast a chopped up cauliflower or something. EEKA GEEK posted:Read this in African Guy voice I love this sorta lilt, it's beautiful
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 03:09 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Negative temperatures are literally nonsensical in the first place, so Celsius is just as dumb, arbitrary, and useless of a system as Farenheight and people who tend to make a big stink about it are the "I loving love science" facebook idiots who think science is a someone staring intently at a beaker as they swish it in circles. Yeah if you read my post on the matter you will see that I agree and that my objections are things like "everyone else uses this other method" and "lol Americans too dumb" vyelkin posted:coming into the hosed up things americans do thread to declare a fatwa on negative numbers Americans think a fatwa is a middle eastern food.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 06:11 |
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exmarx posted:they do this negative form of american exceptionalism that is somehow even more annoying than the america #1 kind. like, "ooooh, you don't understand, improving healthcare/car use/foreign policy is just impossible because we're bad in such a special snowflake way" The whole 'the american people are literally powerless to stop our government from from murdering millions'.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 08:23 |
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I like to call Canadians American, lets face it, they basically are.Trixie Hardcore posted:Minnesota is roughly the same size as the United Kingdom, Ghana or Laos. Is there anything of interest there?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 09:27 |
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Can't use a manual transmission.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 12:03 |
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I, personally, could easily defeat Minnesota.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 22:00 |
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EEKA GEEK posted:Animal husbandry... TO THE XTREME Did they breed a pitbull with a lizard? This is pug levels of hosed up immorality. Trixie Hardcore posted:I’d like to see you loving try. Done. The simple act of living well while Minnesotans suffer is an easy hybrid warfare victory.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 01:24 |
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Dang that dude in the middle looks a little young to be sentenced to death.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 08:28 |
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War and Pieces posted:Everyone knows that WMV-29 came from a lab leak in Frankfurt Germany. Yeah but it was a DARPA funded lab.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 09:17 |
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mawarannahr posted:this is a bigger problem elsewhere than the USA, Americans are just louder than other people. I feel like these places have mastered the arcane technology known as "window" better than the yankee devil though.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 20:30 |
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I hear just a really difficult and expensive banking system.vyelkin posted:purity balls I've got a couple of these. BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:what's the point of having some musclebound scary looking dog if it's not gonna attack some would-be thief That dog is not scary, it looks like it can barely walk.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 10:28 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:that dog would tear through your forearm like a kleenex at a snot party My forearms are higher than a foot off the ground though. I think there's a serious underestimation of how hosed that dog is, people saying it's for dog fighting lol. Here's a timestamped video showing a similar dog having to canter to reach the pace of a brisk walk. The pug is strong in these things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRBD4mFabGA&t=63s
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 22:48 |
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The FBI is marxist.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 05:44 |
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Americans want to abolish ICE, that's why they make so much carbon emissions.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 09:34 |
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Marijuana posted:itt europeans pretend they aren’t more disgusting and useless than americans I'm neither so as an impartial third party, my conclusion is
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 07:03 |
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One hosed up thing Americans do is to know nothing about the world.Marijuana posted:you get a pass as long as you don't live in a commonwealth Do you even know what countries are in the commonwealth? Antigua and Barbuda Australia Bahamas Bangladesh Barbados Belize Botswana Brunei Cameroon Canada Cyprus Dominica Eswatini Gambia Ghana Grenada Guyana India Jamaica Kenya Kiribati Lesotho Malawi Malaysia Malta Mauritius Mozambique Namibia Nauru New Zealand Nigeria Pakistan Papua New Guinea Rwanda Saint Kitts and Nevis Saint Lucia Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Samoa Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Solomon Islands South Africa Sri Lanka Tanzania Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tuvalu Uganda United Kingdom Vanuatu Zambia
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 02:53 |
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Vomik posted:working to death in the “richest country on earth” Thinking America is the richest country on earth.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 13:09 |
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Americans seem to have a need to spend any money they can get their greasy hands on and will often define the acceptable minimum standard of living as that which can be achieved with slightly more money than they currently have.Marijuana posted:yeah i don't give a poo poo that you copy and pasted a list from google Why do you hate Gambia though?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 19:17 |
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Presto posted:Because it's a squiggly little narrow country that looks like a worm. I love worms, they are my friends and sometimes my pets.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 00:02 |
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Americans can't even abbreviate the name of their country properly. USA is three letters and it isn't a common English word like 'us' but google still tells me I'm spelling it wrong when I type in 'USA'.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 11:39 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:cop AR15s
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 23:03 |
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It's foreigner behaviour to us.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 09:38 |
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How can it be an affair if you are work married?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 10:20 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:23 |
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These are American Bullies, fyi. The pitbull is a breed of beauty and grace.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 22:06 |