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Wipe their asses with dry rear end toilet paper while making fun of people who use bidets.
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Getting so angry at your kid's little league game that you point a gun at the volunteer referee's head Getting so angry at Taco Bell that you point a gun at the cashiers head etc. etc.
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Jan 5, 2023 18:56
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thetan_guy42 posted:Smiling like an idiot psycho at everything/everyone And if you don't play along you get asked "What's wrong?" 900 times a day
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Jan 8, 2023 00:18
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Spending 72 million dollars to build a high school football stadium
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Jan 8, 2023 00:23
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closing liquor stores on sunday because jesus
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Jan 8, 2023 19:28
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veteran's discounts at restaurants, movie theaters etc. guys constantly pointing out they served so you will heap glowing praise on them and if you don't you have made an enemy for life
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Jan 11, 2023 18:23
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Absolutely losing their poo poo over "stolen valor" like that is even a real thing. "Hey! you didn't earn that pink heart medallion and matching purple moon pin! Mom! Mooooomyy!!! I need an adult!  "
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Jan 11, 2023 18:26
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:"tried as an adult" And of course this does not apply to rich kids like that afluenza kid who killed four people and got off because those charges might "ruin his life"
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Jan 11, 2023 19:47
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Have entire gangs of cops posted at elementary schools to handcuff and arrest 5 year olds for things like horsing around or talking back to the teacher.
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Jan 12, 2023 18:04
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Also, those same cops aren't going to do poo poo when a school shooting inevitably happens. They have no obligation to help you and run away every time. Good luck kids! 
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Jan 12, 2023 18:06
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Pay day loan stores with names like The Money Store, Check n' Go, Lendnation, EZ cash etc.
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Jan 12, 2023 18:57
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Crippling student loans that can't be discharged the same way normal loans are and typically have the borrower paying them off well in to their 40s
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Jan 12, 2023 19:00
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Driving themselves to the hospital while hosed up or running away from the scene of an accident while injured to avoid 5,000 dollar ambulance rides
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Jan 13, 2023 18:42
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cop cars with punisher skulls painted on them cop AR15s with "your hosed" etched on them
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Jan 20, 2023 19:37
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2 hour commutes to and from work is considered normal.
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Jan 31, 2023 23:38
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Allow military recruiters to set up shop in high school commons areas. Military recruiters are allowed to lie to you to get you to sign up. Schools give out your phone number to them without your consent.
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Mar 9, 2023 18:54
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They like standing around at school bus stops cradling an automatic rifle, glaring at the kids, muttering under their breath "Someday a rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets."
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May 19, 2023 20:52
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They insist on getting sick even though that hurts the great capitalist machine that they owe their very lives to.
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May 26, 2023 17:00
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Are gunshots loud? Was the cop who ran away from the shooting a pussy? Does getting your head shattered by a bullet count as a legal injury? After 5 years of rigorous scientific experiments science may finally have found the answer to these burning questions.
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Aug 3, 2023 16:35
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pay money to pay taxes
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Feb 13, 2024 20:08
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Eat This Glob posted:meet The Rock in front of the rape factory he works at and that's about it The Rock looking at the camera and shrugging "Eh, it's a living."
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Dokapon Findom posted:America had the gift of thousands of native apple species and only breeds the most mealy disgusting ones for national consumption B-but they're called red delicious. The word delicious is right there in the name. That means they taste good.
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