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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i will defend southwestern eggrolls to my dying, wheezing breath :america:

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Mar 4, 2005

exmarx posted:

drive-through bottle shops



i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

cowboy beepboop posted:

using "creamer" instead of milk

half-and-half rules

edit oh yeah my roommate buys that disgusting flavored fat-free poo poo that has added sugar. disgusting

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the texas wine country

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

expensive bougie moonshine

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

racist against finns

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Zodium posted:

their sports are just advertising platforms

we're only beginning our journey into jersey ads whereas europe is just a giant sign that says EMIRATES now

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

missionaries

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

dropping my "both sides are bad" line in a country with eleven parties in parliament

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the murals were the funniest joke in all of parks and rec





i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

EEKA GEEK posted:

not cooking hamburgers long enough to even set on the inside

lol i hate this. also bougie cookouts where people buy ground sirloin just because more expensive = better

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

fahrenheit is vibes-based

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

at least it came back up by noon. if this were germany it'd be closed all day

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Koishi Komeiji posted:

closing liquor stores on sunday because jesus

in texas there are no alcohol sales of any kind until noon on sunday. working third shift overnight on saturdays was always a pain

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Vomik posted:

its the same in new york city, lol

how on earth lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

texas is good again, finally

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

thread has lost the plot if you're shittalking kettle corn

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

calling the finals for a game only they play "the world series"

this is blue jays erasure

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i never got that one. spanish-speakers talk way too loving fast and i can understand a lot more if they slow down

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

greeting in west africa is very formal and involved, even for close friends

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Weka posted:

Mmmmm fat, salt and sugar on bland nutritionless starch. I like vegetables, meats and also grains and legumes, with some herbs and spices.

lol loser

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

you must nevah respect a non-greetah

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

but y'all ain't ready for that conversion

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

my love language is having a servant's heart

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

exmarx posted:

they call the grill in their ovens a "broiler"

you call the top burner on the inside of an oven a grill??

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What do you call a grill then?

something outside where the heat comes from the bottom, often but not always synonymous with bbq

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

y'all know we got that thang on us

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Lib and let die posted:

Hot one out there today, huh?

could fry an egg out here, chief

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Megamissen posted:

draining their aquifiers to have water intensive agriculture and orchards in the desert

the saudis beat us to it and have been buying US farmland directly for awhile

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

ryker

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Mar 4, 2005



War and Pieces posted:

This is Michelada erasure

ayy guey

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

they don't call it MKCringe

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

McUltra w/cheese

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

exmarx posted:

they love to have "homecoming" (?) and elect a "homecoming king and queen" (???)

google texas mums, easily our wackiest Thing, way worse than football and jesus freaks

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


what the gently caress is the bucees man doing to that poor brisket

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Driving themselves to the hospital while hosed up or running away from the scene of an accident while injured to avoid 5,000 dollar ambulance rides

I called an uber to leave work to go to the ER after slicing open my hand

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

War and Pieces posted:

p.also rad that real biker gangs run from the cops but boomer biker gangs of 50+ all pull over en mass

these guys are so pathetic lol. a huge portion are former cops and maintain nice lawns at home

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i wonder if those are rural japanese accents

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

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