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beer pal

its cool that pretty much any sequence of opening moves is a named opening even if it is total dogshit

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beer pal posted:

its cool that pretty much any sequence of opening moves is a named opening even if it is total dogshit

shhhhhh


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beer pal

:evilbuddy:

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baka of lathspell

hay sk I sent you a challenge but it expired, challenge me when u see this or post when you’ll be around :getin:


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Quadramind

Fuckn grob

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
castling more like hassling :rolleyes:

baka of lathspell

bp ur butt is grass when you accept my antichess challenge :evilbuddy:


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baka of lathspell

wait if it’s solved u prolly know how to do it. ill cancel it but if anyone wants to fight me im around i wanna do al 1 fight a day

e: or if u still wanna do it that’s also cool I did want to check out crazy variants

baka of lathspell fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jan 8, 2023


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Looks like a bad move, OP

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baka of lathspell


omg what is this


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Quadramind

Battle Chess from 1988
I think it might be on Steam

beer pal

whats anti chess

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beer pal posted:

whats anti chess

Chess = Xsvhh

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Ass-penny

I should get a lichess account and get back into chess because I'm way out of it and I think my pops would like it if I played him again, but I need to get better before I can play him.

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The more the merrier!

baka of lathspell

beer pal posted:

whats anti chess

it’s where the winner is the loser I’m gonna send u a challenge


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baka of lathspell

now that I see ur vulnerability

I gotta play some1 lol I did a bunch of puzzles


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baka of lathspell

I think I’d be good at anti chess- orb good @ losing @ chess

I think I’m going chess crazy tho so bear w me. ty everyone for the games & tips


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baka fwocka fwame posted:

I think I’d be good at anti chess- orb good @ losing @ chess

I think I’m going chess crazy tho so bear w me. ty everyone for the games & tips

I have no experience playing antichess but feel free to challenge me


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baka fwocka fwame posted:

hay sk I sent you a challenge but it expired, challenge me when u see this or post when you’ll be around :getin:

also this


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If you want to learn a simple opening that works really well against noobs, check out this speedrun by Aman Hambleton. He's a grandmaster from Canada. He's pretty funny so it's an entertaining watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrA_bYj5pR8

baka of lathspell

bump because I’m going to my first chess meet up


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:nice:
Let us know how you get on and all the gossip

baka of lathspell

lmao I got slaughtered first game

so hard 2 do this poo poo timed. you look at the board and are ah yes this sure is a game of chess


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baka fwocka fwame posted:

you look at the board and are ah yes this sure is a game of chess


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that is extremely my experience, I actually loled and am now coughing


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0-2 baybee


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good news though, bff hit me with a fork and i resigned


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baka of lathspell

your friend sk posted:

good news though, bff hit me with a fork and i resigned

it’s all good cuz my streak of being defeated went undefeated tonite

so much fun tho I highly rec drunk chess


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beer pal

how long are the games in the in person chess?

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beer pal posted:

how long are the games in the in person chess?

varies. I like to play a rapid game, something like 10m + 5s per move. for high level play it can be much longer so they can take multiple minutes per move


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baka of lathspell

beer pal posted:

how long are the games in the in person chess?

dude so like I didn’t lose cuz I got checkmated. i lost cuz I would take a minute each move and my opponent would casually take my knight and hit the button so fast id still be staring while my clock began once more its relentless descent

what I’m saying is each player got 3 minutes of playing time a side total :psyduck:


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beer pal

jeez 3 min is pretty dang fast, they didnt make it easy for u

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I’m gonna show them all

I’ll win at least one game by the time I’m 53


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That's too fast! I think 30 mins a side is perfect for starting out. Blitz and bullet feel like an entirely different game to me, but great fun.

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ya if you're just starting, give yourself plenty of time. there are openings and patterns and stuff you can learn now that will make playing faster much easier later


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if i remember, lichess has a weirdly good "how to play chess" tutorial. the first parts are super simple rules, but it also talks about some concepts and patterns you can apply to games

Ass-penny

bff did you resign? lichess basically won't let me look at our game anymore. I thought I was going to see some dope analytics or something but it's as if that slog fest didn't happen?

I'm on lichess as gunk_nugget if someone else wants to play a game against a dummy who will make mistakes and lose.


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your friend sk posted:

if i remember, lichess has a weirdly good "how to play chess" tutorial. the first parts are super simple rules, but it also talks about some concepts and patterns you can apply to games

do you know how to access this tutorial? I know how the pieces move but when I learned chess I was young and def never learned any concepts or theory. I was mucking about with the app looking for this and haven't seen anything.


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