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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Just rewatched The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and have questions. Cowboy subforum when?

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Yvershek posted:

Just rewatched The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and have questions. Cowboy subforum when?

My onoy question about that movie is why did it have to be an anthology and not just a movie about buster scruggs singin and slingin iron

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Yvershek posted:

Just rewatched The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and have questions. Cowboy subforum when?

Buglord IM'ed me and told me to start fielding cowboy questions here, as a precursor to my imminent promotion

:clint: What can I do ya for, partner? :clint:

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Vampire Panties posted:

Buglord IM'ed me and told me to start fielding cowboy questions here, as a precursor to my imminent promotion

:clint: What can I do ya for, partner? :clint:

I will only feel comfortable about cowboy questions in a cowboy subforum.

Can do a film related question. I've been told that I reminded someone of Tom Waits' character. Is that a good or bad thing?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Looking for an affordable farrier to reshoe my old horse Dusty, PMs welcome

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Looking for an affordable farrier to reshoe my old horse Dusty, PMs welcome

Ew.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Yvershek posted:

I will only feel comfortable about cowboy questions in a cowboy subforum.

Can do a film related question. I've been told that I reminded someone of Tom Waits' character. Is that a good or bad thing?

I have not seen the Ballad of Buster Scruggs so I cannot reply honestly

Also I grew up in the town Tom Waits lives in, and frequently saw him around town, to the point that I didn't know that he was famous - he was just another one of the dudes who scummed it around Sebastopol. Imagine my surprise when I watched Mystery Men!

EDIT

as I'm sure is no surprise to anyone, Tom Waits loooooooooves coffee and cigarettes

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Farrier? drat near killed ‘er, I reckon :clint:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Yvershek posted:

Just rewatched The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and have questions. Cowboy subforum when?

drat that movie is so good

Cayn't be top dawg ferever :clint:

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Vampire Panties posted:

Buglord IM'ed me and told me to start fielding cowboy questions here, as a precursor to my imminent promotion

:clint: What can I do ya for, partner? :clint:
I have an old Pontiac G6 that ma boy used for a while to drive back and forth to his job at a feedlot. He got a new pickup now and wants to sell his car. The whole interior stinks like cow poo poo, with cow poo poo dust clogging every filter and covering every surface. How can we get this shitmobile back to a sellable condition?

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
I was in Brokeback Mountain

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Fuckstick posted:

I have an old Pontiac G6 that ma boy used for a while to drive back and forth to his job at a feedlot. He got a new pickup now and wants to sell his car. The whole interior stinks like cow poo poo, with cow poo poo dust clogging every filter and covering every surface. How can we get this shitmobile back to a sellable condition?

Yeah I know exactly the kinda poo poo-dust you're referring to. The trick is to take the seats out, take the carpet out, and blow the whole car out with an air compressor. Hang the carpet up and whack the poo poo out of it, like you're beating the dust from a horse blanket. I'm assuming you have a pickup of some kind? Depending on the specific seat material, you can load the seats into the bed of the truck and drive on the freeway to clean them off. If that doesnt work, you can take them to the local coin-op and lightly spray them out - dont use any of the soap or it'll stain them forever. The cabin filter probably looks like a cow patty, so you'll want to check that too.

From there - wash it and wax it (if you can), armor-all the poo poo out of the dash, and use brake fluid to shine up the tires. Good luck!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol brake fluid as tire shine. the only person i've ever heard that from was a 70+ year old guy who still rallies a volvo 240 that he built in the 80s and he also wipes down the car with motor oil lmao

just use a proper tire shine chemical, not caustic hydraulic fluid lol jfc

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




HAmbONE posted:

I was in Brokeback Mountain

as the mountain i assume

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

HAmbONE posted:

I was in Brokeback Mountain

I was the stunt rear end

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

as the mountain i assume

as a broke

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

my back got broken on the mountain :goatse:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

about a year ago i started saying "yiggidy-haw" and its hard to go back to the regular one

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

what im saying is that you should probably make me, like, governor or something

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Bad Purchase posted:

she was hired to promote good forums content, let’s not set unreasonable timelines

Lol. Lmao

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

he also wipes down the car with motor oil lmao

Lol what

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
new ownership has pmed me to accept modship of the cowboy forum. going forward please keep all cowboy-related discussion in the cowboy forum

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be SA posters

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Isnt it a little bit early in the day to be drinking, op?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


he does it to make the car shine, which it does, i guess. he had a lot of wacky old timey type car advice which was basically insane

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm going to drone strike buglord and seize control 😈

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Shouldn't it be bugoverlord now?

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Bad Purchase posted:

as the mountain i assume

I played the sexual tension

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Bugthing Lordful

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

he does it to make the car shine, which it does, i guess. he had a lot of wacky old timey type car advice which was basically insane

He also still pours his used oil into a hole in the ground doesn’t he

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




better in the ground than in a car, those things are dangerous

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tango bravo echo alpha delta niner two pig sooie hut hut hike!!

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

tango bravo echo alpha delta niner two pig sooie hut hut hike!!


Mods plz change my name to
Tbeadntpshhh

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Are you going to start selling mangosteen, OP?

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

hot cocoa on the couch posted:



just use a proper tire shine chemical, not caustic hydraulic fluid lol jfc

That’s not the cowboy way though.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Vampire Panties posted:

whack the poo poo out of it

Solid advice! Thanks!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


howdy pardners.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
do you have an inclined slope in your burrow?

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
The subforum better reflect the main aspects of being a cowboy: Love and Tenderness.

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HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Did we ever agree on what the official cookie of SA is? Is it a proclamation or general consensus?

Also goons should have licence plates

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