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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I had a lot of sex, mostly rn as of this day I'm farting in my bed nonstop after eating baked beans and I think part of growing up is realizing that that is an infinitely better activity. Wow twinsies
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Buce posted:I find I’m getting laid less as I grow older. has anybody looked into this phenomenon? *in Tom Arnold ARE YOU MARRIED?
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I married an anime body pillow OP.
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Sophy Wackles posted:I married an anime body pillow OP. :  Sorry lads, I'm Mrs. Snorlax-Pillow for life
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Jan 10, 2023 07:50
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can somebody marry me for a green card this is not a joke
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I was doing sex for a while but it smelled so bad and made everything in my house so slippery that it just wasn't worth it. now im mostly into sitting in bed slurping baked beans from a can and farting for hours
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Jan 10, 2023 08:16
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Sex is nice, but I prefer the real thing
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Jan 10, 2023 08:35
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I may have had sex once. I forgot.
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Methanar posted:can somebody marry me for a green card I thought you hated America now and you moved to Vancouver WA lmao
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Late 30s here, no wife or kids, but let it be known I have boned many times. Not recently though. Honestly, sex is a lot of work and I'm an extremely lazy person, so I just don't pursue it anymore.
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Toxic Mental posted:I thought you hated America now and you moved to Vancouver WA lmao I definitely do not hate america, you might be confusing me with a liberal poster. Las Vegas was not for me though. Vancouver however is very nice, actually. I can get to downtown portland in 15 minutes flat. My 825 sqft house is 1525 a month. Once summer rolls around it'll be even better. I'm warned of 90F temperatures during the summer but honestly after 120F in Vegas I'll probably be ok. Winter temperatures are like +5 celsius like lmao. Even still here with the constant rain and overcast I get more sunlight than I did in loving edmonton
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Sex? No thanks, these jives are for Jesus.
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Jan 10, 2023 09:21
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Don’t let them fool you. Sex is exercise in disguise.
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my wife hasnt let me touch her in two years so not only do i not have sex i also have no option to have sex with other people hahaha lmao being touch starved is causing me mental health problems lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I never got addicted to touch so I don't resent its absence 
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My buddy recently “came out”(?) to me and said he bought a Real Doll. I kind of wish I didn’t know that. He seems pretty content. So maybe this is an option for some of you eternal virgin goons.
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Methanar posted:can somebody marry me for a green card lol
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Ape Fist posted:my wife hasnt let me touch her in two years so not only do i not have sex i also have no option to have sex with other people hahaha lmao being touch starved is causing me mental health problems lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! just cheat on the sly dummy
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Or just cheat openly, it's not like she'll get jealous
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kntfkr posted:lol lol
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Ape Fist posted:my wife hasnt let me touch her in two years so not only do i not have sex i also have no option to have sex with other people hahaha lmao being touch starved is causing me mental health problems lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just ask her if she'd let you gently caress her friend instead
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Buce posted:I find I’m getting laid less as I grow older. has anybody looked into this phenomenon? I think this is pretty normal. It's partly due to the natural change in hormone levels over time, partly due to the fact social capital is expressed more through financial success as an adult (as opposed to sexual success), and partly due to the fact that over time we naturally learn that it's ultimately more fulfilling to sit at home and eat baked beans and fart.
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Ape Fist posted:my wife hasnt let me touch her in two years so not only do i not have sex i also have no option to have sex with other people hahaha lmao being touch starved is causing me mental health problems lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! Divorce is an option op. You only get one life, no sense in living it miserable imo.
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Ape Fist posted:my wife hasnt let me touch her in two years so not only do i not have sex i also have no option to have sex with other people hahaha lmao being touch starved is causing me mental health problems lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time for new wife or counseling, your feeling that way isn't normal or good for you. You're supposed to feel love and affection from your wife imo  please don't accept that this is how things are gonna be forever!
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beep by grandpa posted:when i was on this site in my teens and 20s it was a lot of bitching and moaning about women, lack of getting laid, college sucks, cant get a job etc. now in my mid-30s it seems i cant get anywhere in a thread without seeing multiple goons talk about their wives, kids, their cool jobs, etc. so either goons all got their poo poo together and can get laid & have normal lives, or i have left behind all the threads and forums i used to frequent where nobody was banging/maybe that is still the case for them. not sure which. i put a poll up which may tell a story. Where are the goons talking about having cool jobs? One of the reasons I read Reddit is people talk about their cool jobs. All of the threads about work are either woe is me or computer/office drudgery.
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i am proud of you.
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ninjoatse.cx posted:Where are the goons talking about having cool jobs? One of the reasons I read Reddit is people talk about their cool jobs. All of the threads about work are either woe is me or computer/office drudgery. I've posted some stories about wild industrial accidents I witnessed in the parenteral pharma industry in the dumb poo poo your work does thread
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:people tell me my job is cool and i like it and they pay me well Goons not telling people the cool part of the story (what your job is, what you know, and what's cool about it) is probably the shittiest part of SA. MrQwerty posted:I've posted some stories about wild industrial accidents I witnessed in the parenteral pharma industry in the dumb poo poo your work does thread will go recheck out that thread. Was pretty tame the last time I was there.
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ninjoatse.cx posted:will go recheck out that thread. Was pretty tame the last time I was there. I mean, it's mostly pretty tame. Hell, most of my posts lately are just about shutting down a SMD factory forever cuz that's what I'm doing. Working a chipmounter line is cool as poo poo, though, robots are neat. Last night my CM ran so good it placed 310k parts in 8 hours running super low-population boards. The job I have lined up is growing single-crystal silicon ingots so that's gonna be pretty neat. edit: I guess I only posted the busulfan story in that thread when people were bitching about engineers, but I'm glad I wasn't actually a part of that one. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jan 10, 2023 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:people tell me my job is cool and i like it and they pay me well We work in the same plant, comrade junior bj tech
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MrQwerty posted:I mean, it's mostly pretty tame. Hell, most of my posts lately are just about shutting down a SMD factory forever cuz that's what I'm doing. Working a chipmounter line is cool as poo poo, though, robots are neat. Last night my CM ran so good it placed 310k parts in 8 hours running super low-population boards. For anyone not in the industry. SMD is the Suck My Dick Factory and CM stands for Cock Manager.
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Colonel Cancer posted:We work in the same plant, comrade junior bj tech I thought you got promoted?
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kntfkr posted:For anyone not in the industry. SMD is the Suck My Dick Factory and CM stands for Cock Manager.  glad to have industry insiders itt
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making the transition from “being single and going on dates and very occasionally getting to do it with a lady you recently met based on mutual attraction” to “look for an appropriate partner with a lady in your age group you can plan long term with” is a surprisingly challenging one because the set of traits for each are almost completely the opposite
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Why isn't
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Its grossing me out that now I won’t be able to look at all these sex havers avatars anymore without knowing and picturing them doing sex while they’re posting
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I've had more pipe laid in me than a water treatment facility OP. I still post here tho so it obviously didn't help my life in any way.
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I'm just happy goons didn't get pulled into the whole incel thing. Or I guess the ones that did got ran out of here. I feel like in some alternate universe all the super goony people ended up becoming lonely and bitter. As it is only some of us did so I consider that a win.
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kntfkr posted:For anyone not in the industry. SMD is the Suck My Dick Factory and CM stands for Cock Manager. hot cocoa on the couch posted:
the other night I couldn't use my robot at my workstation because the network was down because the server is completely unstable, thanks computer touchers, so I had to use a microscope instead I probably missed a few
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