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Treecko posted:I've had more pipe laid in me than a water treatment facility OP. This is a truly off-putting turn of phrase. Good show.
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No I've had the opposite trajectory. Had a lot of sex in my 20s but now I'm almost 50, divorced, haven't had sex in years and I'm not really worried about it, don't have the drive I used to and it all seems more trouble than it's worth to even try these days.
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Dixville posted:I'm just happy goons didn't get pulled into the whole incel thing. Or I guess the ones that did got ran out of here. Nah, they worked it out. loquacius posted:
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Treecko posted:I've had more pipe laid in me than a water treatment facility OP. I've been in more pussy than Meow Mix.
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Jan 10, 2023 18:28
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Jan 10, 2023 18:32
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Jan 10, 2023 18:34
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There used to be long running dating threads that amounted to "You gotta wash your rear end".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
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kntfkr posted:For anyone not in the industry. SMD is the Suck My Dick Factory and CM stands for Cock Manager. i finally know what i want to go back to school for thank you.
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Jan 10, 2023 18:50
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lol god drat that's loving funny poo poo, talk about pro click
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Redd Foxx is GOAT
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Toxic Mental posted:A thread on the verge of gassing If a woman had posted this thread it would have been DEFCON One in the mod cave
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im waiting for sex 2.0
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numberoneposter posted:im waiting for sex 2.0 Well theres a Pussy 2 now haven't you heard
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AcidCat posted:No I've had the opposite trajectory. Had a lot of sex in my 20s but now I'm almost 50, divorced, haven't had sex in years and I'm not really worried about it, don't have the drive I used to and it all seems more trouble than it's worth to even try these days. I had almost no sex in my early-20s, then put in a lot of time to work on myself and ended up getting laid so much in my late-20s and early-30s that it was kinda absurd. Alas, I let it get to my head and kind of a jerk/fuckboy the whole time, so by my mid-30s that all dried up and I had a long fallow period. Now I've worked on myself more (this time on being more caring and empathetic) and I'm in my 40s and doing quite well for myself. My biggest advice to any young goons who might be seeing this and are just about to start the "actually wash your rear end and go out in public regularly" phase that shortly proceeds going from having no sex to having lots of sex: Spend time making sure you've rooted out all the weird resentments you built up when you weren't getting laid. You may think you're past all of that, but that feeling of being wounded can run deep and end up manifesting in behavior that will greatly reduce the amount of sex-having in your future.
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How could sex be better than jacking off
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AcidCat posted:No I've had the opposite trajectory. Had a lot of sex in my 20s but now I'm almost 50, divorced, haven't had sex in years and I'm not really worried about it, don't have the drive I used to and it all seems more trouble than it's worth to even try these days. similar, back as a teenager and in my early 20s i wasn't actually very goony irl. i was popular and spent a lot of time skateboarding and playing in punk bands and boning emo girls. alas, now i am in my late 30's, single at the moment and did not bone once in 2022. and im too fat to skateboard any more so how am i gonna get chicks now!
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Hello fellow sex havers
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Buce posted:I find I’m getting laid less as I grow older. has anybody looked into this phenomenon? t's because you grow more conservative as you grow older
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Jan 10, 2023 20:24
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i like to go up to the counter at the gas station and yell out to MY WIFE that they have the sexual gold rhino sex pill 7000 shes been wanting to try.
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i'm amazing at wanking these days though
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Extra Large Marge posted:There used to be long running dating threads that amounted to "You gotta wash your rear end". Oh, and "Stop wearing dumbass novelty t-shits"
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Danger posted:t's because you grow more conservative as you grow older I grow more leftist every day. In my 20’s I was pretty center-right and now I’m pretty close to communist.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I grow more leftist every day. In my 20’s I was pretty center-right and now I’m pretty close to communist. same but the complete opposite
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Methanar posted:can somebody marry me for a green card Methanar posted:same but the complete opposite lol again
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Tossing the novelty t-shirts is a good call—but, I think the prevalence of people seeking relationship advice in regards to their boyfriends’ disgusting buttholes shows that rear end cleaning is optional. 
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Looking back, I was always very promiscuous and when I was about 14 and started being able to interact with girls I became even more promiscuous. Now, in my 40's, I'm not terribly interested in sex. Too much work. Also, when I was young I was very careful to not get anyone pregnant and despite having a few close calls I never had any children. I sometimes muse to myself about what my life would've been like had I followed through or been more reckless since I think it might've been good to have had children when I was younger.
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I always have been and always will be a bisexual slut. I am okay with this.
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Dick Fontaine posted:Tossing the novelty t-shirts is a good call—but, I think the prevalence of people seeking relationship advice in regards to their boyfriends’ disgusting buttholes shows that rear end cleaning is optional.
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numberoneposter posted:shucks, i will part with my SQUATCH PATROL t-shirt when i part with this mortal coil, i reckon Maybe you can pick one or the other? A real Sophie’s choice.
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hell I'm getting laid RIGHT NOW
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having sex is ftw
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gently caress I really wanna get laid
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I have no kids and 3 money
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kalel posted:gently caress I really wanna get laid Crawl up a chicken’s rear end and wait!!! 
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This is really unfair is all I have to say. Edited because I'm not paying 10 loving dollars Smgdh
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Spinz posted:This is really unfair is all I have to say. reported for horny
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:reported for horny  You know though actually I'm not anymore and I haven't been for a couple years
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Flinger posted:How could sex be better than jacking off You get to cum in someone else’s mouth instead.
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