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The sex is pretty good if you're me but my jobs generally suck I loving hate working man, work is the shittiest invention of all time
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Play posted:The sex is pretty good if you're me but my jobs generally suck I loving hate working man, work is the shittiest invention of all time username post combo
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Jan 10, 2023 22:39
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Spinz posted:
very sorry to hear that
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Jan 10, 2023 22:41
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sex is mid tbh
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Jan 10, 2023 22:45
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The thread will be gassed because it doesn't specifically say "NO WOMEN TALKING ABOUT SEX ALLOWED"
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Jan 10, 2023 22:46
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:sex is mid tbh I’ll admit, she ain’t much to look at, but your mom really knows her way around a fist.
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Jan 10, 2023 23:25
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i wear my proof of sex like a badge of honor that is literally a 16+ pound baby in a sweaty front carrier and my back hurts 
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Jan 10, 2023 23:45
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Goons may get laid but they'll take any opportunity available to defend the honor of the one woman they kind of know on a forum!
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Jan 10, 2023 23:52
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Huh, it just hit me that I was a virgin when I joined the forums. drat.
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Jan 11, 2023 00:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:Huh, it just hit me that I was a virgin when I joined the forums. drat. I guess I was a late bloomer. Referring, of course, to when I finally decided to take the plunge and lose my SA account virginity
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Jan 11, 2023 00:03
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It's all just another day at the dick suckin factory
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Jan 11, 2023 00:34
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Strategic Tea posted:It's all just another day at the dick suckin factory Really looking to transfer over to the fudge packing factory tho. Better benefits
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Jan 11, 2023 00:42
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We do?! *looks down at OP's mom* Hachi machi!
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Jan 11, 2023 00:58
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Extra Large Marge posted:Oh, and "Stop wearing dumbass novelty t-shits" lol I own both Wonder Showzen and Xavier Renegade Angel t-shirts and I get laid all the time because I live with a woman who loves me and both of those shows
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Jan 11, 2023 01:05
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for those who read my OP I should also point out when I was in my teenager years and 20s i mostly read video game forum stuff on here, then in my 30s I got really into a bunch of difference pro sports, tv shows and post about those now and don't really post in video game threads anymore. that could be an important factor with my stated perspective here over time. dear video game posters: do goons talk about their wives.
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Jan 11, 2023 01:14
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beep by grandpa posted:for those who read my OP I should also point out when I was in my teenager years and 20s i mostly read video game forum stuff on here, then in my 30s I got really into a bunch of difference pro sports, tv shows and post about those now and don't really post in video game threads anymore. that could be an important factor with my stated perspective here over time. Yeah but they spell it weird for some reason
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Jan 11, 2023 01:15
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Sex sucks
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Jan 11, 2023 01:19
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Dixville posted:I'm just happy goons didn't get pulled into the whole incel thing. Or I guess the ones that did got ran out of here. I feel like in some alternate universe all the super goony people ended up becoming lonely and bitter. As it is only some of us did so I consider that a win.
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Jan 11, 2023 01:21
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Extra Large Marge posted:Oh, and "Stop wearing dumbass novelty t-shits" No! I don't care if I embarrass my wife, I'm getting this made and I'm gonna wear it.
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Jan 11, 2023 01:57
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The Moon Monster posted:Yeah but they spell it weird for some reason What kind of name is Elden ? 
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LanceHunter posted:
No young goons readin', but this was solid advice that would have put me a few years further ahead of the curve. Now "don't let your previous bad relationships bleed into your future ones" is still ongoing advice.
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Jan 11, 2023 02:01
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just thinking about a woman posting about sex in this thread is really loving me up. not sure what im going to do honestly.
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Jan 11, 2023 02:22
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so is it ASL? or A/S/L?
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Jan 11, 2023 02:30
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Ups_rail posted:so is it Depends on the platform really. AIM is structured but Yahoo! Messenger is chaos
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MSN asks for age last
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do women even have sex
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kalel posted:do women even have sex Yeah but it’s weird. 
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Jan 11, 2023 03:17
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as far as cool jobs I recommend everyone try to find a nice government job, then not only do you get the satisfaction of telling people you are a public servant which makes you sound all hella altruistic, but whenever someone gives you poo poo you can laugh at them about how their hard work pays your salary
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Jan 11, 2023 03:22
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Yeah the postal service was the most unpleasant loving I've ever had
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Was sleeping ln and woke up, felt like my stomach was gonna buss and my whole status was hosed up,, turned to the side and blasted out a doozy. I felt this great relief across all my body as that miasma drooled out my bunger with some stately brap, brap, braps. Went back to sleep and I can only imagine that the deepness of that post booty barf sleep must be what it's like when you were nestled in the womb.
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Treecko posted:Yeah the postal service was the most unpleasant loving I've ever had I constantly drive by one of our local post offices and drop mail by the local main post office/distribution center because it is on my way home... There is not a lovely car in either employee parking lot, the worst is like a late model Dodge Charger and I swear to god yesterday I saw a late model 7 series yesterday nearby a C8 Corvette. Do USPS employees just make really make good money or is this like a freak thing?
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Sometimes after my wife has opened me up with her silver dildo and she’s big spooning me, I like to soft dock my prolapsed anus with her cooter and blasted out a chasmic, nozzled harmony as if the Gregorian monks all sang together in a rancid death chant, myself being more impressed by the echo than the article itself. 
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Jan 11, 2023 03:41
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I was an embryo when I joined the forum
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Three Olives posted:Do USPS employees just make really make good money or is this like a freak thing? They're federal employees in a union
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Three Olives posted:I constantly drive by one of our local post offices and drop mail by the local main post office/distribution center because it is on my way home... 17.25 and hour and decent health insurance but you're not a 'real' employee until you've been there for a couple years and some old guy finally retires. Newbies get to do 12+ hour shifts so the old timers can be off by 3pm. The double time adds up pretty fast tho so yeah the money isn't terrible. Best part was when somebody rear ended my parked vehicle though and the cop had no idea what to do with my government issued motor insurance.
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Nooner posted:as far as cool jobs I recommend everyone try to find a nice government job, then not only do you get the satisfaction of telling people you are a public servant which makes you sound all hella altruistic, but whenever someone gives you poo poo you can laugh at them about how their hard work pays your salary apparatchik scum
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Treecko posted:
"Who's your insurance provider" "the US GOV.", *oh god one of these lunatics*,
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That vehicle was loving totaled. They towed it to the station and I got to reload into a different LLV and finish the route. It was an Amazon Sunday, like...400 packages, no paper mail. Fuckin lol I quit that week.
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Treecko posted:Yeah the postal service was the most unpleasant loving I've ever had Treecko posted:That vehicle was loving totaled. They towed it to the station and I got to reload into a different LLV and finish the route. It was an Amazon Sunday, like...400 packages, no paper mail. Fuckin lol I quit that week. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Jan 11, 2023 |
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CannonFodder posted:Treecko loving to "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" and not enjoying it at all. lol SMEARED BLACK INK YOUR PALMS ARE SWEATY I'M BARELY LISTENING
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