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Whether the band or the government branch, the Postal Service FUCKS
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:alas, now i am in my late 30's, single at the moment and did not bone once in 2022. and im too fat to skateboard any more so how am i gonna get chicks now! Chat up chicks who are twice as fat as yourself.
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Jan 11, 2023 13:21
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I have sex all the time. It feels great. I love having sex with the person I married, she's really cool!
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Jan 11, 2023 15:22
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I have sex all the time. It feels great. I love having sex with the person I married, she's really cool! mmm not syure about this post
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Jan 11, 2023 15:29
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They’re right though, she is really great!
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Jan 11, 2023 15:42
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THIS IS MY WIFE THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
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Jan 11, 2023 16:39
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sometimes i think i want to have sex really badly so i jerk off and then i dont want to any more. we call this a "life hack"
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Jan 11, 2023 17:25
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You could say I’ve had sex a few times
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It's very weird that I am alive and doing okay.
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Animal-Mother posted:It's very weird that I am alive and doing okay. How can you be sure? Maybe you died in that room, in the dark, all those years ago. Maybe you're still there.
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It’s amazing to me that humans can be so rational, but then suddenly have their minds flip to doing an awkward and disgusting act to procreate. And that’s obviously why we’re all here, but I wonder how much longer that can be kept up, or maybe it’s even holding us back from evolving better brains. By now, guys could just be like “okay here’s my sperm” which comes out of something more normal, like their hand, and the woman opens up a door on her.. shoulder maybe, and puts it inside there and a baby grows. But no, instead we do this really gross weird thing that most of would rather keep secret because it’s so gross.
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Jan 12, 2023 05:51
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"They get laid now!?" "They get laid now!" "They get laid now."
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Jan 12, 2023 05:56
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do people really not wash their rear end?
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Thesaurus posted:do people really not wash their rear end? you wont catch me touching my own butthole, thats turbo gay.
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Jan 12, 2023 06:38
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I would get laid all the time but I got poo poo to do OK I'm a busy guy
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i keep reading this thread title as 'gonna get laid now' to the theme of getting higher from rocky
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I want to go back in time and see the look on my face when I tell myself that I regularly turn down sex with my partner due to "losing track of time while binging the sopranos" or "a bad case of the farts"
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Jan 12, 2023 07:29
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Big of OP to assume that just because I might be married and have a child I'm getting laid.
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On a similar note, it struck me how for years and years E/N was this neverending 24/7 source for schaudenfreude and rubbernecking at "I am a pathetic goon" threads, and then suddenly - I wanna say in 2018 or so - it's like someone flipped a switch and those all disappeared and it became a bunch of boring but more productive "coping with trauma and/ or a mental disorder" stuff. These days we have to outsource our drama lols from reddit. At some point you hit an age where you either get your poo poo in some kind of order or you die, or you go to prison, or you become a hobo or something.
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Jan 12, 2023 12:04
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no checkbox poll, worthless. ffs op
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Sex is great and all and hey I've had the good stuff, the gently caress that makes you go "wow yeah i get why people like this" with a knowing insider grin. But im not gonna lie it's kinda boring compared to the pursuit of mystical unity with God, which is way better Dont need to cum just need unity with the divine
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roomtone posted:i keep reading this thread title as 'gonna get laid now' 
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Riot Bimbo posted:Sex is great and all and hey I've had the good stuff, the gently caress that makes you go "wow yeah i get why people like this" with a knowing insider grin. I hate that this post speaks to me. But what about people who use orgasim to touch the divine?
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yeah sex is good but have you tried garlic bread?
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git apologist posted:yeah sex is good but have you tried garlic bread? Now this thread is going places.
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Like, loving it?
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git apologist posted:yeah sex is good but have you tried garlic bread? Are you asking if I incorporate garlic bread into lovemaking? Because of course I do.
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Ups_rail posted:I hate that this post speaks to me. Those people are liars, simple.
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"Oh i take loads to touch the divine" no you dont becky you're just a skank
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Riot Bimbo posted:"Oh i take loads to touch the divine" no you dont becky you're just a skank Is this too long to be appended onto the thread title?
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Riot Bimbo posted:"Oh i take loads to touch the divine" no you dont becky you're just a skank becky sounds cool
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Goons! Get laid. Now?
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Thesaurus posted:do people really not wash their rear end? Sometimes I wish I could go back and tell my younger self that I have nothing to worry about ever attracting women since literally a sizeable % of my sexual competition out there are men that think it's gay to wash their rear end
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beep by grandpa posted:Sometimes I wish I could go back and tell my younger self that I have nothing to worry about ever attracting women since literally a sizeable % of my sexual competition out there are men that think it's gay to wash their rear end You ever wonder why all the ladies choose to wrote yaoi?
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Boy Bands are popular since the members can sing, dance, and it's really obvious that they wash their rear end. Girls go nuts for that.
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beep by grandpa posted:Sometimes I wish I could go back and tell my younger self that I have nothing to worry about ever attracting women since literally a sizeable % of my sexual competition out there are men that think it's gay to wash their rear end reaching my 30s was eye opening in this regard. you wash your rear end, trim your nails, can cook and clean for yourself, and you eat pussy? you're basically in the top 0.1% of men
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:reaching my 30s was eye opening in this regard. you wash your rear end, trim your nails, can cook and clean for yourself, and you eat pussy? you're basically in the top 0.1% of men On one hand it's nice to feel special & that I'm providing a wonderful, caring experience but on the other hand, it's hosed up for women that 100% of women ive been with I've received compliments that I'm the first man to do the decent guy poo poo/treat them well/take good care of myself
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thank you, other men, for being so loving dogshit that ugly-rear end trollfaces like me have a chance
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so when you say people aren't washing their rear end, what are they doing in the shower exactly? Just allowing their exterior buttocks to come in contact with water during a showers but not soaping between the crack? still trying to wrap my head around this way of life. I imagine that if you don't wash your rear end, you have all sorts of other hosed up things festering in your life (literally and figuratively)
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Thesaurus posted:so when you say people aren't washing their rear end, what are they doing in the shower exactly? Just allowing their exterior buttocks to come in contact with water during a showers but not soaping between the crack? They don’t get in the crack because the washcloth might come in contact with the anus which is gay.
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