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hot cocoa on the couch posted:reaching my 30s was eye opening in this regard. you wash your rear end, trim your nails, can cook and clean for yourself, and you eat pussy? you're basically in the top 0.1% of men beep by grandpa posted:On one hand it's nice to feel special & that I'm providing a wonderful, caring experience but on the other hand, it's hosed up for women that 100% of women ive been with I've received compliments that I'm the first man to do the decent guy poo poo/treat them well/take good care of myself yeah this has basically been my 30's too, and it's some wild poo poo to realize that making basic effort as a man in your 30's is that extremely rare oh yeah holding jobs as well
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i squirt the shower gel directly up into my butthole then give it a good ol' fingering for extra cleanliness
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Just try having extremely good sex, as a man, with a fellow man, in the shower. There has to be butt stuff or wait poo poo what thread is this uh anyways can someone here explain what a clitoris is and how to find it?
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It's a little man I think. In a rowboat? Hope you know how to swim
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I take care of myself, decent grooming, cooking + cleaning and all that etc. I even wash my rear end regularly. Why hasnt a woman spontaneously materialized in my room yet???
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Jan 12, 2023 19:18
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you have to leave your house, unfrotunately
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:you have to leave your house, unfrotunately Too much fuckin work, what the hell
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you don't have to leave your house if you sort by "incall"
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lol at wasting time washing your rear end or pissing in a toilet when you could be using that time to play crusader kings 3 instead
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With a flexible hose and some creativity you can combine all of these activities
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's a little man I think. In a rowboat? Hope you know how to swim you have to use prime numbers. you know like how cicadas breed every 17 years to throw off the rhythm? you have to lick in circles but going up the prime numbers, 2 3 5 7 9 11 13
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:you have to use prime numbers. you know like how cicadas breed every 17 years to throw off the rhythm? you have to lick in circles but going up the prime numbers, 2 3 5 7 9 11 13 So you lick the man in the lake and he tells you where the clitoris is? Sounds pretty gay
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its all gay. thats what's so crazy about it. what they never tell ya.. sex. its gay
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:its all gay. thats what's so crazy about it. what they never tell ya.. sex. its gay Hey now. Not all sex is gay. Just the best sex.
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Isn't it ironic that you can pee in the sink but you can't wash your face in the toilet.
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numberoneposter posted:you can't wash your face in the toilet. yeah you can
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:unfrotunately
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Good Sphere posted:It’s amazing to me that humans can be so rational, but then suddenly have their minds flip to doing an awkward and disgusting act to procreate. And that’s obviously why we’re all here, but I wonder how much longer that can be kept up, or maybe it’s even holding us back from evolving better brains. By now, guys could just be like “okay here’s my sperm” which comes out of something more normal, like their hand, and the woman opens up a door on her.. shoulder maybe, and puts it inside there and a baby grows. But no, instead we do this really gross weird thing that most of would rather keep secret because it’s so gross. see the physical act of sex to me is like fine, that’s just how it works, plus like it feels nice it’s the fact that humans are reasonably intelligent and capable of rational thought and planning in many aspects of life but when it comes to finding a mate, whether for short or long term, we turn right back into chimpanzees just hooting and hollering and relying on instinct, and making threat displays and straight up unga bunga time and like, it’s doesn’t work lol like 80% of the time relationships just don’t work like at all the way we mostly all go about it religions have tried to moderate this by making marriage into a ceremony with social expectations but that just makes some people behave sometimes like in public, but we all pretty much turn back into apes the second we think enough people aren’t looking maybe that is what you meant too. It’s so stupid the way we do this aspect of interacting imo
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69 > gently caress
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kntfkr posted:69 > gently caress oh yeah. not even close
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Wine em, dine em, 69 em
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kntfkr posted:69 > gently caress
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69ing is best done after a good meal of KFC and Taco Bell.
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numberoneposter posted:Isn't it ironic that you can pee in the sink but you can't wash your face in the toilet. This guy needs a swirlie!!
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Line em up
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Tryna cop a lay. Shant expect me to pay for the meal with the 🅱️inflation cresting my wallets width
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oh btw...i got laid 
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numberoneposter posted:oh btw...i got laid Same, to rest.
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Being laid off isn't the same as being laid ok
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i can feel the ownage in my loins
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timestamped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo&t=75s
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Tarkus posted:69ing is best done
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Colonel Cancer posted:With a flexible hose and some creativity you can combine all of these activities Does anyone have the gif of that guy with the tube up his rear end attached to a face mask and he’s huffing? Was shot on video. He’s standing sideways…. It’s actually not really all that  This is like tue first time in years I can’t find that gif 
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