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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > goons get laid now
are u getting laid
i'm in my 20s; yes
i'm in my 20s; no
i'm in my 30s; yes
i'm in my 30s; no
i'm 40+; yes
i'm 40+; no
i do not care about getting laid
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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


 Sex is great and all and hey I've had the good stuff, the gently caress that makes you go "wow yeah i get why people like this" with a knowing insider grin.

But im not gonna lie it's kinda boring compared to the pursuit of mystical unity with God, which is way better

Dont need to cum just need unity with the divine

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Ups_rail posted:

I hate that this post speaks to me.

But what about people who use orgasim to touch the divine?

Those people are liars, simple.

* # ¿ Jan 12, 2023 14:40
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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


 "Oh i take loads to touch the divine" no you dont becky you're just a skank

* # ¿ Jan 12, 2023 14:41
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