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are u getting laid
i'm in my 20s; yes
i'm in my 20s; no
i'm in my 30s; yes
i'm in my 30s; no
i'm 40+; yes
i'm 40+; no
i do not care about getting laid
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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i have a cool rear end job and family and have sex and also do cool & sexy things with my personal time. thanks for checking in op

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

people tell me my job is cool and i like it and they pay me well

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

For anyone not in the industry. SMD is the Suck My Dick Factory and CM stands for Cock Manager.

:thanks: glad to have industry insiders itt

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol at the last several posts

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Methanar posted:

can somebody marry me for a green card

this is not a joke

Methanar posted:

same but the complete opposite

lol again

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

having sex is ftw

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Spinz posted:

This is really unfair is all I have to say.

Edited because I'm not paying 10 loving dollars

Smgdh

reported for horny

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Spinz posted:

:haw:

You know though actually I'm not anymore and I haven't been for a couple years

very sorry to hear that

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I have sex all the time. It feels great. I love having sex with the person I married, she's really cool!

mmm not syure about this post

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

beep by grandpa posted:

Sometimes I wish I could go back and tell my younger self that I have nothing to worry about ever attracting women since literally a sizeable % of my sexual competition out there are men that think it's gay to wash their rear end

reaching my 30s was eye opening in this regard. you wash your rear end, trim your nails, can cook and clean for yourself, and you eat pussy? you're basically in the top 0.1% of men

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

you have to leave your house, unfrotunately

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

69 > gently caress

oh yeah. not even close

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