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are u getting laid
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I had a lot of sex, mostly rn as of this day I'm farting in my bed nonstop after eating baked beans and I think part of growing up is realizing that that is an infinitely better activity.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Was sleeping ln and woke up, felt like my stomach was gonna buss and my whole status was hosed up,, turned to the side and blasted out a doozy. I felt this great relief across all my body as that miasma drooled out my bunger with some stately brap, brap, braps. Went back to sleep and I can only imagine that the deepness of that post booty barf sleep must be what it's like when you were nestled in the womb.

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