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are u getting laid
i'm in my 20s; yes
i'm in my 20s; no
i'm in my 30s; yes
i'm in my 30s; no
i'm 40+; yes
i'm 40+; no
i do not care about getting laid
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Don’t worry us married guys aren’t gettin laid, ain’t that right fellas haha WOMEN!!

*tugs collar, whistles*

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Apr 6, 2011

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Ape Fist posted:

my wife hasnt let me touch her in two years so not only do i not have sex i also have no option to have sex with other people hahaha lmao being touch starved is causing me mental health problems lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Divorce is an option op. You only get one life, no sense in living it miserable imo.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Toxic Mental posted:

A thread on the verge of gassing :gas:

If a woman had posted this thread it would have been DEFCON One in the mod cave

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Apr 6, 2011

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Danger posted:

t's because you grow more conservative as you grow older

I grow more leftist every day. In my 20’s I was pretty center-right and now I’m pretty close to communist.

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kalel posted:

gently caress I really wanna get laid

Crawl up a chicken’s rear end and wait!!! :xd:

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Apr 6, 2011

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They’re right though, she is really great!

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Apr 6, 2011

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You could say I’ve had sex a few times

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roomtone posted:

i keep reading this thread title as 'gonna get laid now'

:same:

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Thesaurus posted:

so when you say people aren't washing their rear end, what are they doing in the shower exactly? Just allowing their exterior buttocks to come in contact with water during a showers but not soaping between the crack?

still trying to wrap my head around this way of life.

I imagine that if you don't wash your rear end, you have all sorts of other hosed up things festering in your life (literally and figuratively)

They don’t get in the crack because the washcloth might come in contact with the anus which is gay.

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