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are u getting laid
i'm in my 20s; yes
i'm in my 20s; no
i'm in my 30s; yes
i'm in my 30s; no
i'm 40+; yes
i'm 40+; no
i do not care about getting laid
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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There’s apparently a 90% male population everywhere I go, but I actually think it’s the men who should stay inside when I go out from now on. It’s actually not a suggestion.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jan 10, 2023

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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gently caress yeah gently caress a :effort: date, just stay at home and sniff your own b-hole. :haibrower:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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kalel posted:

do women even have sex

Yeah but it’s weird. :j:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Sometimes after my wife has opened me up with her silver dildo and she’s big spooning me, I like to soft dock my prolapsed anus with her cooter and blasted out a chasmic, nozzled harmony as if the Gregorian monks all sang together in a rancid death chant, myself being more impressed by the echo than the article itself. :mmmsmug:

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