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hey thanks guy
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 03:56 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:21 |
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Three Olives posted:Things were always good for me. Cuz you never had to figure out girls. For starters, girls hate smart toasters.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 04:05 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:There’s apparently a 90% male population everywhere I go, but I actually think it’s the men who should stay inside when I go out from now on. It’s actually not a suggestion. Bro, have you been to wegmans?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 05:19 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Don’t worry us married guys aren’t gettin laid, any that right fellas haha WOMEN!! My wife likes to scream during sex. Especially when I walk in on her. *tugs collar*
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 05:20 |
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Methanar posted:can somebody marry me for a green card lol
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 13:53 |
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Ape Fist posted:my wife hasnt let me touch her in two years so not only do i not have sex i also have no option to have sex with other people hahaha lmao being touch starved is causing me mental health problems lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! just cheat on the sly dummy
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 13:54 |
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MrQwerty posted:I mean, it's mostly pretty tame. Hell, most of my posts lately are just about shutting down a SMD factory forever cuz that's what I'm doing. Working a chipmounter line is cool as poo poo, though, robots are neat. Last night my CM ran so good it placed 310k parts in 8 hours running super low-population boards. For anyone not in the industry. SMD is the Suck My Dick Factory and CM stands for Cock Manager.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 16:13 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:We work in the same plant, comrade junior bj tech I thought you got promoted?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 16:13 |
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holy macaroni
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 18:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 18:49 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:Oh, and "Stop wearing dumbass novelty t-shits" No! I don't care if I embarrass my wife, I'm getting this made and I'm gonna wear it.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 01:57 |
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Nooner posted:as far as cool jobs I recommend everyone try to find a nice government job, then not only do you get the satisfaction of telling people you are a public servant which makes you sound all hella altruistic, but whenever someone gives you poo poo you can laugh at them about how their hard work pays your salary apparatchik scum
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 04:02 |
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CannonFodder posted:Treecko loving to "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" and not enjoying it at all. lol SMEARED BLACK INK YOUR PALMS ARE SWEATY I'M BARELY LISTENING
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 04:44 |
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THIS IS MY WIFE THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 16:39 |
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Animal-Mother posted:It's very weird that I am alive and doing okay. How can you be sure? Maybe you died in that room, in the dark, all those years ago. Maybe you're still there.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 05:23 |
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you don't have to leave your house if you sort by "incall"
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 19:36 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:21 |
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69 > gently caress
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