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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > goons get laid now

are u getting laid
	i'm in my 20s; yes
	i'm in my 20s; no
	i'm in my 30s; yes
	i'm in my 30s; no
	i'm 40+; yes
	i'm 40+; no
	i do not care about getting laid

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dsf: Jul 1, 2004

sometimes i think i want to have sex really badly so i jerk off and then i dont want to any more. we call this a "life hack"

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dsf: Jul 1, 2004

Riot Bimbo posted:

"Oh i take loads to touch the divine" no you dont becky you're just a skank

becky sounds cool

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 15:01

dsf: Jul 1, 2004

I take care of myself, decent grooming, cooking + cleaning and all that etc. I even wash my rear end regularly. Why hasnt a woman spontaneously materialized in my room yet???

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 19:18

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