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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Them frawgs is dead ain't they

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Weekly aftermaths are good. The opening page after a really good week is always a highlight.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Warbird posted:

You're me from around 2009 or so. Enjoy the ride.

Do you do the Woo after "Good Ole Rocky Top" or nah?

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
https://twitter.com/fos/status/1612660306148212736

https://twitter.com/colinp_3/status/1612671745458335744

https://twitter.com/clintrlamb/status/1612648433638166529

https://twitter.com/mattbrowncfb/status/1612660735602999299

https://twitter.com/connormuldowney/status/1612680037635100680

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Who the gently caress is mattress mack

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Is everyone who sells bedding a tremendous piece of poo poo or what

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





whos that broooown posted:

Is everyone who sells bedding a tremendous piece of poo poo or what

He’s a huge chud and a character but also extremely philanthropic for the city of Houston. He’s ours and we love him.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

And apparently he sucks at gambling. Maybe give that money to something useful instead of the bookies.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


George H.W. oval office posted:

He’s a huge chud and a character but also extremely philanthropic for the city of Houston. He’s ours and we love him.

Is he the one who was giving shelter in all his stores during Harvey?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Mattress Mack is the person who gave us the Galleryfurniture.com Bowl for a couple years in the early aughts, too. I think that may have been the first bowl game to have the sponsorship as a name and not just “presented by” or whatever?

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Judgy Fucker posted:

Mattress Mack is the person who gave us the Galleryfurniture.com Bowl for a couple years in the early aughts, too. I think that may have been the first bowl game to have the sponsorship as a name and not just “presented by” or whatever?

Blockbuster Bowl
Outback Bowl

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




If we are now talking about next season, Fickell is pulling a nice guy Deion at Wisconsin. Instead of telling everybody to leave he came in being a "we're all family" kind of coach and is quietly replacing everybody with players from the portal. Rumors are 2 more today.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/dawgstats/status/1612645687371390979?s=46&t=iOdgsFJ4meb6_j4j8A8tDw

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Judgy Fucker posted:

Mattress Mack is the person who gave us the Galleryfurniture.com Bowl for a couple years in the early aughts, too. I think that may have been the first bowl game to have the sponsorship as a name and not just “presented by” or whatever?

How dare you forget the Illini triumph in the micronpc.com.bowl in 99. I think it was the blockbuster bowl prior to that

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Go Vols, beat Georgia

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




LeeMajors posted:

Is he the one who was giving shelter in all his stores during Harvey?

Yes, and if memory serves he took some shots at Joel Osteen in the process.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
Georgia delenda est

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
All AP ballots here, pick your most hated writers for snubbing your team - https://collegepolltracker.com/football/grid

David Thompson sucks poo poo.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

skylined! posted:

All AP ballots here, pick your most hated writers for snubbing your team - https://collegepolltracker.com/football/grid

David Thompson sucks poo poo.

Everyone that voted OSU over Michigan are dumb.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

MLK Ultra posted:

Do you do the Woo after "Good Ole Rocky Top" or nah?

Yes with emphasis, but you have to add the “Go to hell Tennessee; eat poo poo and die” at the end there. I wish I remembered the alternate lyrics for LSU but Auburn and the Vols will have to do.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Regnevelc posted:

Everyone that voted OSU over Michigan are dumb.

Darren Haynes can eat poo poo!!!!

lol at Adam Cole's ballot, squeezing 3 SEC teams into the top 4.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

mastershakeman posted:

How dare you forget the Illini triumph in the micronpc.com.bowl in 99. I think it was the blockbuster bowl prior to that

ISU won their first bowl game ever in the Insight.com Bowl in 2000. It used to be the Copper Bowl and now it’s the Guaranteed Rate Bowl.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

skylined! posted:

Darren Haynes can eat poo poo!!!!

lol at Adam Cole's ballot, squeezing 3 SEC teams into the top 4.

SEC BAY BAY

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

skylined! posted:

All AP ballots here, pick your most hated writers for snubbing your team - https://collegepolltracker.com/football/grid

David Thompson sucks poo poo.

I know it's a difficult choice at #2, but TCU just got loving demolished. I think in this circumstance it's OK to say you think the semifinal was a fluke and put Michigan ahead of them. Or OSU, whatever.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

LLCoolJD posted:

Blockbuster Bowl
Outback Bowl

mastershakeman posted:

How dare you forget the Illini triumph in the micronpc.com.bowl in 99. I think it was the blockbuster bowl prior to that

Think Blockbuster and Micron should've invested the money they spent on bowl names elsewhere :laugh:

At least Mattress Mack still has his biz

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

lmbo, of course the AP leaves TCU at #2

https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Where else do you put them? They beat Michigan, so ranking them below Michigan looks weird. Everyone else below them has the same record or worse.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Bird in a Blender posted:

Where else do you put them? They beat Michigan, so ranking them below Michigan looks weird. Everyone else below them has the same record or worse.

#4 below Michigan and OSU I don't care how it looks they just lost by 20 million

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Bird in a Blender posted:

Where else do you put them? They beat Michigan, so ranking them below Michigan looks weird. Everyone else below them has the same record or worse.

And yet, there’s Alabama, sitting above Tennessee.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Bird in a Blender posted:

Where else do you put them? They beat Michigan, so ranking them below Michigan looks weird. Everyone else below them has the same record or worse.

Ap dropped Clemson 2 spots behind FSU despite Clemson beating FSU. Where's the consistency?!?! :mad:

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

It's been however many posts since the poll dropped and no one with a "Texas back!" joke yet?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Bird in a Blender posted:

Where else do you put them? They beat Michigan, so ranking them below Michigan looks weird. Everyone else below them has the same record or worse.

#1 - Georgia
T-#2 - Probably like the rest of the Top Ten, gently caress it.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Go Vols. Joe Milton y Squirrel White next season are gonna air it out

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Judgy Fucker posted:

It's been however many posts since the poll dropped and no one with a "Texas back!" joke yet?

You better believe it





https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35391913/2023-way-too-early-college-football-top-25

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Bird in a Blender posted:

Where else do you put them? They beat Michigan, so ranking them below Michigan looks weird. Everyone else below them has the same record or worse.

michigan should be #2 bc they are #1 in my heart

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Mattress Mack is a legend in Houston. These days he's a stupid chud and Gallery Furniture will no longer save! you! money! but he's also figured out charity work is a great way to promote his business and he'll hire folks with felonies, and got into gambling when insurance companies stopped giving him policies to cover his mattress promotions. At least that's the story he told me. You can find him just about every day working the front counter at the original store.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNUDTwT8fvE

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Where else do you put them? They beat Michigan, so ranking them below Michigan looks weird. Everyone else below them has the same record or worse.

Put them at #8 or lower like they deserve. It was 65-7 in the most important game in modern TCU history.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


skylined! posted:

lol at Adam Cole's ballot, squeezing 3 SEC teams into the top 4.

Also apparently being the third best Big Ten team is no better than #13. And the top ten team that team beat is, I guess, #14. Which I think reminded him that he'd forgotten USC, and immediately put them at #15.

Generally, I'm of the mind that the loser of the national title game is #2 or #3 if someone else put up a really good showing in another game. But you got shelled 65-7. I'm not sure you're in the top five. You were handed the sort of defeat that is typically reserved for a top 25 team doing something to an FCS team, not a top 4 game.

Sash! fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jan 10, 2023

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
TTU in the "also receiving votes" levels. Nice. I'll take it.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Tulane #9
LSU #16

As anticipated preseason

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