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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Holy poo poo

This is weird but I never entertained the idea that he could die

Death had to fork up $20 just to reap his soul.

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

You gotta respect the hustle.

I started watching right before he turned on DiBiase and even with only a little build up it owned. I think I was just the right age to buy into midcard candy stripped tights Virgil doing his best to get that IC title.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I taped Uncensored 99 when it aired and so I have watched the Stevie Ray vs Vincent street fight for control of the nWo Black and White more times than basically any match in history.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
RIP to the GOAT

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

virgil is hustling cons in the stars now

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Gavok posted:

Death had to fork up $20 just to reap his soul.

One day he'll be able to pay off Ric Flair's creditors god-willing

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

ThePariah posted:

RIP to the GOAT

Virgil and Ted were my favorite heels growing up. RIP to the GOAT indeed.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Halloween Jack posted:

I gotta hand it to 'im. Through pure shamelessness he managed to wrap around from "get a load of this rear end in a top hat" to people finding him endearing.

Colt Cabana used to have a 2nd podcast where people would call in and share stories of interactions with wrestlers. Lot of them were genuinely sweet, but eventually he got so many Virgil stories he was doing a Virgil story of the week for a while.

A lot of them were him trying to pull fast ones on fans.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Colt Cabana used to have a 2nd podcast where people would call in and share stories of interactions with wrestlers. Lot of them were genuinely sweet, but eventually he got so many Virgil stories he was doing a Virgil story of the week for a while.

A lot of them were him trying to pull fast ones on fans.

Deadspin had a column on wrestling interactions and they also had a Virgil story each time.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Dawgstar posted:

Deadspin had a column on wrestling interactions and they also had a Virgil story each time.

the archives are still up

https://deadspin.com/tag/virgilbag?startIndex=20

and that includes the time virgil found out about it

https://deadspin.com/where-were-you-when-virgil-discovered-the-virgilbag-5961968

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

he's asking the Lord for some money now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he's asking the Lord for some money now

Jesus: We have no need for money here in heaven.
Virgil: So you won't have any problem giving me some then!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Jesus: Of course not. (Gives Virgil 1,000,001 dollars). But you know we have nothing to buy in Heaven. It's all free.
Virgil: (Not listening) Money, money, money, money, moneeeey

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Virgil had a table set up at my local comic book convention years ago. By that I mean he just brought his own table and set it up among the vendors who actually paid for spots. They ended up kicking him out at some point and then he just set up that table outside of the convention center.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Can you even say gently caress Money in heaven?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
if you can't, I don't wanna go :c00l:

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

A Fancy Hat posted:

Virgil had a table set up at my local comic book convention years ago. By that I mean he just brought his own table and set it up among the vendors who actually paid for spots. They ended up kicking him out at some point and then he just set up that table outside of the convention center.

virgil was cool as hell

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

he was a masterless ronin roaming from con to con

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he was a masterless ronin roaming from con to con
I love the double meaning

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Virgil isn't supposed to be in heaven. But he showed up, set up a table, and everyone's too nice to kick him out.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Virgil: (Has 1,000,001 dollars in Heaven but nothing to buy). Who cares I got money baby!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
He gets to stay, but they won't call him Mike. It's a rib on the other Virgil. No, not Dusty.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Caesar shows up with his hand out
Jesus (impatient): Come on, Virgil...

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

A Fancy Hat posted:

Virgil had a table set up at my local comic book convention years ago. By that I mean he just brought his own table and set it up among the vendors who actually paid for spots. They ended up kicking him out at some point and then he just set up that table outside of the convention center.
I assume Steel City Con? Also if you went to any local Pittsburgh indie show chances are Virgil would be tabling.

https://twitter.com/wantedmv/status/1762970178407514375?t=WwUv5mi_jS58VjMJHtEVHw&s=19

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


achillesforever6 posted:

I assume Steel City Con? Also if you went to any local Pittsburgh indie show chances are Virgil would be tabling.

https://twitter.com/wantedmv/status/1762970178407514375?t=WwUv5mi_jS58VjMJHtEVHw&s=19

Lmao

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Every Virgil story is funnier than the last. What a guy.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Virgil earned an honest carny living off autographs and personal photos. That bastard Ted Dibiase stole millions from charities and welfare. While claiming to be "born again," no less.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

if only virgil had been given access to a charity that he could steal from...

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

achillesforever6 posted:

I assume Steel City Con? Also if you went to any local Pittsburgh indie show chances are Virgil would be tabling.

https://twitter.com/wantedmv/status/1762970178407514375?t=WwUv5mi_jS58VjMJHtEVHw&s=19

That's the one! They later brought him in as an actual guest in 2021.

Also lol this photo.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

putting a 20 in virgil's casket so he'll have money in the afterlife

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/IsThisWrestling/status/1762912570225111092

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high


Found it and framed it.


Rip to "Big Cock" Virgil

https://imgur.com/a/yRCZ3pS


Edit: wtf why isnt imgur showing up anymore I suck at the internet

stab fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Mar 2, 2024

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

stab posted:



Found it and framed it.


Rip to "Big Cock" Virgil

https://imgur.com/a/yRCZ3pS


Edit: wtf why isnt imgur showing up anymore I suck at the internet

Here you go:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Dango Bango posted:

Here you go:


Virgil's dick salutes you


That doesn't sound right wait

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i miss my dreamcast that he and others signed

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
rip butcher vachon

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1764164241840386154

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lol working beyond the grave what a legend

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Every Virgil story is funnier than the last. What a guy.

He said "I don't acknowledge a full decade of my life"

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1764164241840386154

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