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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
- can light cigarettes and joints without a lighter
- can light a bong with just a piece of paper towel to transfer the fire from the stove to the pipe
- good at charring eggplant
- gave me brain damage apparently

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NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Bookmarking this for later. Been wondering about it myself!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I woke up this morning and found out that natural gas stoves are actually horrible but yesterday they were good. What gives? (Serious question)

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

- can light cigarettes and joints without a lighter
- can light a bong with just a piece of paper towel to transfer the fire from the stove to the pipe
- good at charring eggplant
- gave me brain damage apparently

You can do one and two with a coil stove burner or an oven burner. Ive used a toaster in a pinch when I was a teenager and needed to light up outside. Never tried it on a glass top but it should work too

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

propane plan

PFC needs stove

His Purple Majesty
Dec 12, 2008
Gas this thread (lol)

Ban op

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

you can own the libs with one

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

HashtagGirlboss posted:

You can do one and two with a coil stove burner or an oven burner. Ive used a toaster in a pinch when I was a teenager and needed to light up outside. Never tried it on a glass top but it should work too

glass top works too

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

electric stoves dont give me a good high that lets me see ghosts

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

you can gently caress them with your penis

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

they work if the power is out

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

They're natural, it's right in the name

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
a satisfying "fwoosh" sound.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Can't do this on a dumb fuckin induction stove

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

a satisfying "fwoosh" sound.

hell. yes.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Starting reagents: hydrocarbons plus oxygen. Yield of Nitric Oxide. Can households be trusted with these nuclear reactors?

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites
-easier to commit insurance fraud

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

cant cook crack on an electric stove.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
your dog and or toddler can play with the knobs and do your whole household in with the ole' silent killer

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I woke up this morning and found out that natural gas stoves are actually horrible but yesterday they were good. What gives? (Serious question)

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

better for ensuring you and your poetry enters literary canon

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Give you autism

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Poppers cause autism lmao

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Pot on the left is cumming, impossible to do on induction

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I think no2 is nitrite, it has been like a decade and a half since I took chem but only a decade since I took chemz

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
you work your whole life to get a gas stovetop w teflon pans and then turns out that all kills you

as it should be

gently caress you

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Poppers cause autism lmao

the puzzle pieces are really coming together

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
you can cook a lot better with unnatural gasses but the illuminati dont want you to have that hidden knowledge

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Yeah if you want to control the heat on a dish, gas makes a huge difference. Also, there should always be a little danger in life.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

The mechanism that's supposed to light it breaks so you have to use a match like a caveman, making you feel rugged and manly.

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
can cook with copper like every cool french dude and dudette

round bottom woks only work on gas obvi

old cast iron w heat rings only work on gas

induction uses magnets to realign the iron in your meat and maybe make you bipolar or bisexual

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Moka pot don't work so good on electric

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Grevling posted:

The mechanism that's supposed to light it breaks so you have to use a match like a caveman, making you feel rugged and manly.

Cavemen didn't have matches, you need an electric eel for authenticity

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
natural :gas:

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

how can i fake my death with an induction stove make my entire house and family out of ferrous metals??

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

how can i fake my death with an induction stove make my entire house and family out of ferrous metals??

chances are you if you have a vent it either pipes to the attic or no where so you can probably use that to your benefit

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
It was always a little too high off of the ground when I wanted to give myself third degree burns on my dick.

And don't give me any of this "just use a welding torch" poo poo.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

how can i fake my death with an induction stove make my entire house and family out of ferrous metals??

you could heat up some oil and throw water on it

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

The induction stovetop will burn off all the oil before you get a chance to dump water in it

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