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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:
somebody needs to do something about this!!
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these killer clowns aren't very funny. they need to spend more time on their act and less time on this other stuff
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Jan 12, 2023 16:21
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Mozi posted:these killer clowns aren't very funny. they need to spend more time on their act and less time on this other stuff At least cranberry juice lady is doing her part!
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Jan 12, 2023 16:31
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I've heard that there's an entire posse of insane clowns. Seems worth looking into
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Jan 12, 2023 16:48
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that lady has an impressively high kick Time to drink some cran
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Jan 12, 2023 17:25
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I'd lose my rental, lose my job, and like have to get a storage locker for all my stuff. But I'd kick a clown to death.
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Jan 12, 2023 17:26
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JUST ROLLING AROUND THE MALL WITH A TWO LITER OF JUG OF DIET CRAN LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHO LOOKING TO END SOMEONES DAY.
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Jan 12, 2023 18:14
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never met a clown i did'tn wanna kick the poo poo out of and beat the snot out of and pound the tar out of and leaved bloodied and bruised and hanging to life by a thread and also knock the everliving gently caress out of as well. myself, persobnally
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Jan 12, 2023 18:42
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:never met a clown i did'tn wanna kick the poo poo out of and beat the snot out of and pound the tar out of and leaved bloodied and bruised and hanging to life by a thread and also knock the everliving gently caress out of as well. myself, persobnally
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Jan 12, 2023 18:51
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Can't believe the tape of my wedding night got leaked.
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Jan 12, 2023 18:54
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mutantIke posted:I've heard that there's an entire posse of insane clowns. Seems worth looking into I hear they have a large family obsessed with assaulting people with hatchets.
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Jan 12, 2023 19:03
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I'm kinda meh on beating clowns but in the words of famous cultist gunslinger Caleb T. Blood, "I hate mimes" so I think it's okay to do violent stuff to them
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Jan 12, 2023 19:20
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there's a nice hospital clown in our quiet beach front community that has a glass and poured concrete bungalow intersected with Fibonacci lines. it's the most interesting house in our quiet beach front community i also sat next to a young lady who was a clown during ayahuasca cult. she was also a foot domme and i'm not a foot guy but she kept her feet real nice they're just people. most are probably good. i'd rather see a clown than a cop. there should be more commercials where women kick the poo poo out of cops. WRIGLEY'S GUM, gently caress THE POLICE
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Jan 12, 2023 19:31
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i saw the clown get kicked but i didn't see the poo poo come out of the clown, please post that link as well
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Jan 12, 2023 19:35
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kntfkr posted:there's a nice hospital clown in our quiet beach front community that has a glass and poured concrete bungalow intersected with Fibonacci lines. it's the most interesting house in our quiet beach front community honk honk it's the sound of the clown police
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Jan 12, 2023 19:36
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Luvcow posted:found the commercial 
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Piss Creep posted:Theres super bad quality video of the excavation of Gacys basement on Youtube. Edmund Sparkler posted:Can't believe the tape of my wedding night got leaked.
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Jan 12, 2023 19:53
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I don't think you should batter clowns. They just want to entertain people but have gone about trying to do it in the least effective way possible.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't think you should batter clowns. They just want to entertain people but have gone about trying to do it in the least effective way possible. Clowns are better than improv people imho.
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Jan 12, 2023 19:57
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't think you should batter clowns. They just want to entertain people but have gone about trying to do it in the least effective way possible. eh you have to wet them with egg first and be sure the oil is the right temp otherwise yea the batter isn't going to be crispy enough
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Jan 12, 2023 19:58
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kntfkr posted:Clowns are better than improv people imho. Improv is meant to be entertaining? I thought I was watching a series of religious rituals.
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Jan 12, 2023 19:59
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Kramering into this thread and page 2 to tell OP that its extremely reprehensible that they didn't include an easily digestable link to the commercial. Entering "woman kicks clown poo poo" does  NOT come back with a commercial
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Jan 12, 2023 20:11
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Vampire Panties posted:Kramering into this thread and page 2 to tell OP that its extremely reprehensible that they didn't include an easily digestable link to the commercial. yep. op is behaving clownishly and i'm seeing red
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:never met a clown i did'tn wanna kick the poo poo out of and beat the snot out of and pound the tar out of and leaved bloodied and bruised and hanging to life by a thread and also knock the everliving gently caress out of as well. myself, persobnally look I'm not saying that when I see a clown I don't want to viciously beat it to death as my ancestors did before me, I'm just wondering why I feel these urges.
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Jan 12, 2023 20:17
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Luvcow posted:found the commercial I respect the hustle but you're not getting me to watch a commercial, even if it has a clown in.
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Jan 12, 2023 20:17
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My next door neighbor when I was a child was a chainsmoking clown who went by Bobby D Clown. He was a great guy and friend of the family long after we moved away. I’ve never had a problem with clowns. I guess what I’m saying is people need to open their hearts to their clown neighbors so that we can put an end to clown violence.
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Jan 12, 2023 20:45
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tiaz posted:I respect the hustle but you're not getting me to watch a commercial, even if it has a clown in. i have no affiliation with ocean spray and it's delicious cranberry drinks and other assorted products
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Jan 12, 2023 21:16
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OP I watched the commercial, are we sure the clown poo poo himself? I mean they didn’t deny pants crapping but I was expecting some sort of flatulence or some sort of verbal confirmation like a kid screaming about the clown’s incontinence.
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Jan 12, 2023 22:11
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"clowns are scary!!!!" is only slightly above "MOAR BACONNNN!!!!!" and the like in terms of pathetic wojak-esque giga-stale internet takes
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Jan 12, 2023 22:13
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luvcow being a big time cranberry drink, dried cranberry (or "craisin" as his business calls them), cranberry snack, etc. guy is explaining a lot tbh
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in fact i'm now recalling all the other cranberry related posts and images luvcow has posted over the years and it;'s causing me to have a realizatyion flashback style montage where i discover he's the bad guy in the plot
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Jan 12, 2023 22:15
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Raspberries are way better than cranberries. gently caress cranberries.
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One time I was just out minding my business and tipping back a big jug of cran as is my wont when this big clown came at me for real and I freaked and started beating his rear end with the half-full cran jug. I couldn’t stop, I was just bashing that clown-rear end face in with the cran, couldn’t even tell what was blood and what was that sweet tart berry juice I love so much. I started screaming about the cranberries and the clown started begging me for the death that wouldn’t come and I’ll never forget his last words to me: Do you have to, do you have to let me linger?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:One time I was just out minding my business and tipping back a big jug of cran as is my wont when this big clown came at me for real and I freaked and started beating his rear end with the half-full cran jug. I couldn’t stop, I was just bashing that clown-rear end face in with the cran, couldn’t even tell what was blood and what was that sweet tart berry juice I love so much. I started screaming about the cranberries and the clown started begging me for the death that wouldn’t come and I’ll never forget his last words to me: lmao
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especially at "tipping back a big jug of cran as is my wont"
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:One time I was just out minding my business and tipping back a big jug of cran as is my wont when this big clown came at me for real and I freaked and started beating his rear end with the half-full cran jug. I couldn’t stop, I was just bashing that clown-rear end face in with the cran, couldn’t even tell what was blood and what was that sweet tart berry juice I love so much. I started screaming about the cranberries and the clown started begging me for the death that wouldn’t come and I’ll never forget his last words to me:
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:luvcow being a big time cranberry drink, dried cranberry (or "craisin" as his business calls them), cranberry snack, etc. guy is explaining a lot tbh not going to lie, I grew up and still live in cranberry country. we have active bogs everywhere and some pre colonial bogs and pretty much every kid at some point goes to the ocean spray factory and sees the whole thing and yes you do get a free bottle of cranberry juice afterwards. i cannot confirm or deny that I am receiving residuals from views of thiscthread but I can say that viral marketing is hip and cool.
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the only time I have anything cranberry is maybe a little on my turkey at Thanksgiving do you think that's okay or does it make me a basic bitch like people who go heavy on the pumpkin spice stuff in the fall (which I also do)
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