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Carrying around a jug of cranberry juice, as was the style at the time
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Jan 12, 2023 15:50
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One time I was just out minding my business and tipping back a big jug of cran as is my wont when this big clown came at me for real and I freaked and started beating his rear end with the half-full cran jug. I couldn’t stop, I was just bashing that clown-rear end face in with the cran, couldn’t even tell what was blood and what was that sweet tart berry juice I love so much. I started screaming about the cranberries and the clown started begging me for the death that wouldn’t come and I’ll never forget his last words to me: Do you have to, do you have to let me linger?
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Jan 12, 2023 22:33
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