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He's even got a privacy wall with a tiny hole, he's legit
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Piss Creep posted:If youre "doctor" is in overalls and is holding a mop and bucket you dont have to let them touch your dick You don't have to...
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Piss Creep posted:If youre "doctor" is in overalls and is holding a mop and bucket you dont have to let them touch your dick Now you tell me
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womb with a view posted:What do you think about modern views of adoption? Traditionally it was kind of seen as being some sort of saviour, helping out kids in need (who would automatically become your kids with no ties to their past). The narrative seems to have shifted a lot since then and encompasses far more complexity on what exactly one's role is as an adoptive parent. It is definitely miles better than it used to be, at least from the classes we have to take as part of the process have showed us how many issues with adoption in the last several decades have led to issues as the child grows up and struggles with identity. Also, things are more complicated in our process as it is an intercountry adoption. I don’t feel comfortable talking too much about it in this thread but if you or anyone wants to PM I am happy to discuss. Since going through the process and seeing how society reacts I feel compelled to advocate for adoption and I apologize for trying to proselytize in this thread!
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Just used science to look at kid The lady was very helpful with labeling things. Then the doctor gave my wife a bottle of sugar water to drink (nobe offered to me, misandry much??)and now we gotta sit around for an hour. Having kids is hella boring
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They are very high tech action figures you can teach to swear.
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Extra row of tits posted:They are very high tech action figures you can teach to swear. You're describing a Parrot.
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My children will be artists, self sufficient from their craft. Not doing anything about making this happen.
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My son, to you I gift Internal Sales. My daughter, also Internal Sales, and also monitoring online accounts
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Nooner posted:Just used science to look at kid Did you high five the baby?
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Nooner posted:Just used science to look at kid Hand
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Outrail posted:You're describing a Parrot. My friend has a baby named Polly, so this tracks.
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Picture, if you will, a GBS poster in approx 2004 registering his newborn a forums account to ensure the legacy of a primo regdate for his beloved child It’s the circle, of posts
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I wish my parents were that thoughtful Instead all I got was my education and first house completely paid for hosed up priorities imo
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Piss Creep posted:If youre "doctor" is in overalls and is holding a mop and bucket you dont have to let them touch your dick obviously you're not American, because this is only what's available in my healthcare provider network
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A Tasteful Nude posted:Picture, if you will, a GBS poster in approx 2004 registering his newborn a forums account to ensure the legacy of a primo regdate for his beloved child Leave your account for your child as inheritance
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The parenting thread is one of the most interesting/funny threads on the forum. Ok, maybe not, but it's very 
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Big Scary Owl posted:Leave your account for your child as inheritance Account sharing is a bannable offense
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I believe that bringing a sentient being into existence is akin to playing god. I personally believe I have no moral authority to do so, and as soon as I can convince a government authority that I'm delinquent enough to get a vasectomy I'll jump on the opportunity.
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Beartaco posted:I believe that bringing a sentient being into existence is akin to playing god. I personally believe I have no moral authority to do so… spit in the eye of feeble human “moralities” by beckoning a sentient sin out of the void, compelling unfeeling nothing to reform in your image and thereby rendering the abyss lidless - forced to obey your incomprehensible, inescapable commands: “perceive. consume. EXIST.” basically when the condom breaks, that’s lowkey metal AF black sorcery
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Outrail posted:Well yes, if you view everything from a human-centric lens then yeah. absolutely and basically unapologetically yes. That is, we share the planet and actually we've done an awful job of that and should have built space communism instead of capitalism and learned to live with all the animals in peace and harmony and I believe animals feel pain and fear and deserve empathy and to exist outside of bondage but poo poo like VEHEMENT trying to build a human free world for the benefit of animals? yeah gently caress that, sounds like psychotic doomer cult poo poo to me
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One moral view of the world could stipulate that all we should care about are the (collective) well-beings of anything with a conscious experience. We are unlikely to know, but it’s plausible that the greater good ultimately lies in the flourishing of non-human animals even if that means less human animals. Anthropocentricity is a bias like any other.
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Halisnacks posted:One moral view of the world could stipulate that all we should care about are the (collective) well-beings of anything with a conscious experience. We are unlikely to know, but it’s plausible that the greater good ultimately lies in the flourishing of non-human animals even if that means less human animals. what is the "greater good" yes, I'm biased by my particular perspective, I'm not a bodhisattva lol I'm just a loving redneck e: LESS human animals is fine with me and also seems completely inevitable at this point and it's a very very different thing than actively trying to drive human extinction. Cabbages and VHS fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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I'm not going to read 10 pages of this GBS thread to find out if someone already said it, but because raw dogging it with your wife feels good OP.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:what is the "greater good" I dunno, and it’s possible human animals’ conscious experiences are capable of higher planes of being that we should value more than that of non-human animals. But it’s different to say we know that than we feel/believe it (the latter being an anthropocentric bias) and inform our worldview accordingly. If you believe that human-caused climate chaos is going to make the world uninhabitable for conscious creatures of all sorts, a mass human extinction event sooner could preferable a total (human and non-human) animal extinction event later. Unless we think that two human lives in, I dunno, the year 2200, are more valuable than a human life + a cat life in, say, 2400. The real doomerist position is to say that human population expansion is undeniable, human-caused climate change is unstoppable, and we are destined to grow until we and the world fall of a cliff edge. The less doomerist position is to say a human population (and economic) degrowth platform is plausible, and ecological salvation is achievable.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:absolutely and basically unapologetically yes. Sounds like your argument is humans are the only main characters, without whom existence is meaningless because other living organisms are just NPCs.
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Arrhythmia posted:I'm not going to read 10 pages of this GBS thread to find out if someone already said it, but because raw dogging it with your wife feels good OP.
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i will have ten children with three different women and they will all be my slaves.
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Arrhythmia posted:I'm not going to read 10 pages of this GBS thread to find out if someone already said it, but because raw dogging it with your wife feels good OP. Well yeah, who doesn't love raw dogging it with your wife?
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Because I need something to boss around and the local shelter won't let me adopt any animals.
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Outrail posted:Well yeah, who doesn't love raw dogging it with your wife? 
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Nooner posted:Just used science to look at kid  My condolences.
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It's super rewarding watching them grow and develop OP, possibly the most rewarding thing ever
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Abongination posted:It's super rewarding watching them grow and develop OP, possibly the most rewarding thing ever Sounds like you've never won a round of Fortnite 
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Abongination posted:It's super rewarding watching them grow and develop OP, possibly the most rewarding thing ever
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if you're the sort of person who gets a charge out of pretty vocally being dismissive of other people's dumb behaviors with F-bombs spoken to small children but also have the common decency and sense not to say poo poo like that to other peoples' kids, then having your own as a buddy when you are, say, critiquing the illegal parking jobs of in-earshot out-of-state cars at Ski Hole, is a nice little bonus if you're the sort of person who'd have kids just to do poo poo like that, don't, there are cheaper ways to troll people who like to disobey lane-guidance signs in places where it's a serious risk to them (who cares) and others (this is the problem) Abongination posted:It's super rewarding watching them grow and develop OP, possibly the most rewarding thing ever I have made Mythic exactly one season in Magic: Arena. I'm gonna say the jury is still out on this. That is, my kids are a lot more rewarding than knowing I made mythic grinding a very well positioned deck, but if I can ever do it with a home brew that features Horizon Chimera, that might be such a different feeling that I'd have to re-evaluate. You know who has time for kids, and making mythic with loving brews? John Darnielle. Yes, that John Darnielle https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/bonus-jank-to-mythic-with-the-goat-john-darnielle/id1488872714?i=1000512930332 Cabbages and VHS fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jan 22, 2023 |
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I'm watching a documentary about a guy who killed his sister and planned on killing his parents, and they still love him and visit him in prison, and I think maybe having kids isn't for me.
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Slugworth posted:I'm watching a documentary about a guy who killed his sister and planned on killing his parents, and they still love him and visit him in prison, and I think maybe having kids isn't for me. Sounds like some kind of toxoplasmosis type thing. Are you sure he isn't a cat?
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