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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I hear cubone is loving two different people!

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Slick baby goku is gonna be the next mod because their secretly dating Jeffrey

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I hear OP’s got a big one :wmwink:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Nooners mom is getting a divorce

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Ommmmmmmm I'm telling moooooom!!!

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
i gotta take a poo poo

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint is really 3'8"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

He wears inserts

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is this goss?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Hot goss

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
OP has a little raspberry dick only 3" hard but he makes do :shrug:

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i heard through the grapevine jimmyjams gotta take a poo poo.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
made with Fast Memes

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Wow, didn’t know they would just put out like that

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
He only got the promotion because he gives her footrubs in her office!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

flubber nuts posted:

i heard through the grapevine jimmyjams gotta take a poo poo.

I heard jimmyjams doesn’t actually poo poo that much

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

I also heard about that one mod's talent for inducing dry multiple orgasms in other men. What was his name..

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress teh mods pass it on

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I know the deepest darkest poo poo about all of you and I am willing to sell this information for 6 easy payments of 24.95

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I sucked every user on these forums' toes. I know all the dirty details about poster toes

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I sucked every user on these forums' toes. I know all the dirty details about poster toes

Please don't tell anyone about my fungus. I would just die if any one knew about my fungus.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Chinatown posted:

gently caress teh mods pass it on

I saw the mods in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I hear that one of Loxtax's last words was Boffa

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I sucked every user on these forums' toes. I know all the dirty details about poster toes

Yeah, tell me how many toes I have then

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Pssssst

Hey


Hey



mods knew!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
yeah i heard that

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
William's taint is actually smooth as a baby's butt

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I sucked every user on these forums' toes. I know all the dirty details about poster toes

Thanks for the toegasm

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Linux Pirate doesn't even take their wife to Cheesecake Factory for her birthday. Last year, they took her to Chili's. loving Chili's.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

fresh_cheese posted:

Pssssst

Hey


Hey



mods knew!

what does this actually refer to like what specific incident does this phrase originate from

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


FirstnameLastname posted:

what does this actually refer to like what specific incident does this phrase originate from

mods knew about 9/11 and said nothing. it's in the 9/11 commision. if you want to know the truth about building seven just become a mod. its a lot but to sum it up osama bin laden used to mod qcs.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Mods knew who killed jfk


Also mods are jfk

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I heard jimmyjams doesn’t actually poo poo that much

He likes to hold it in so he FARTS more.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I heard op eats one cracker a day
I also heard they were married to Tim and started loving with Trina
In addition they got hit with three zebras and a monkey

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Jeffrey of yospos refers to his orgasms as his 'dick taking a poo poo' and he can't maintain romantic relationships because of it

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

N. Senada posted:

I hear cubone is loving two different people!

Of all the Pokémon, you really think a tiny bear cub is going to commit bestiality like that?

edit:

Dixville posted:

I heard op eats one cracker a day
I also heard they were married to Tim and started loving with Trina
In addition they got hit with three zebras and a monkey

I can't stand the bitch no way :colbert:

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Chinatown posted:

gently caress teh mods pass it on

gently caress the mods....purple monkey dishwasher

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Linux Pirate doesn't even take their wife to Cheesecake Factory for her birthday. Last year, they took her to Chili's. loving Chili's.

dude...two for one drinks....you can get rocked on a budget...

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