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https://people.com/music/lisa-marie-presley-dead-at-54/ Sad news today about the daughter of Elvis Presley, who attended the Golden Globe awards only two days ago. It seems she had a cardiac arrest and was unable to be revived. What are your thoughts?
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021822 I already got there first
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Jan 13, 2023 03:03
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Driftingmouse posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021822 Amazing snipe
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Jan 13, 2023 03:04
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Always a shame when a father outlives their daughter.
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Jan 13, 2023 03:15
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Driftingmouse posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021822 fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
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Jan 13, 2023 03:33
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Wizard Master posted:https://people.com/music/lisa-marie-presley-dead-at-54/ i'm thinking that this is surprising and unfortunate
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Jan 13, 2023 03:34
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She was 54, broseph. I know this because I was like "Wow, she didn't even make it to the age Elvis was when he died" because I assumed he was like 58 or 60 or so because of how lovely he looked late in life. Nope. He was loving 42 when he died.
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Jan 13, 2023 03:43
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She kissed Michael Jackson on MTV
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Jan 13, 2023 03:44
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Jan 13, 2023 03:48
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LordoftheScheisse posted:Nope. He was loving 42 when he died.  I’ve lived longer than Elvis.
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Jan 13, 2023 03:54
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I've said it before and I'll say it again football just isn't safe
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Jan 13, 2023 03:56
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Lisa Mario 64
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Jan 13, 2023 04:01
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Looks like that damned OJ strikes again. He can't keep getting away with it
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Jan 13, 2023 04:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaRaUjzD-as
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Jan 13, 2023 04:07
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And to think, they thought this wouldn't last! *awkward smooch*
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Jan 13, 2023 04:13
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Autoerotic asphyxiation claims yet another celebrity. Shame. I'll add her to the list right under Betty White.
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Jan 13, 2023 04:14
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Did she ever have a single?
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Jan 13, 2023 04:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EktmJmfxm9E
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Jan 13, 2023 04:22
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Murdstone posted:Autoerotic asphyxiation claims yet another celebrity. Shame. I'll add her to the list right under Betty White. At least she didn't go out like the queen of England; blood loss from a perforated colon sustained from receptive anal intercourse with two horses and then a camel in one night while her grandsons watched and jerked each other off, according to the coroner.
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Jan 13, 2023 04:28
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kntfkr posted:At least she didn't go out like the queen of England; blood loss from a perforated colon sustained from receptive anal intercourse with two horses and then a camel in one night while her grandsons watched and jerked each other off, according to the coroner. Which horse was the coroner?
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Jan 13, 2023 05:26
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kntfkr posted:At least she didn't go out like the queen of England; blood loss from a perforated colon sustained from receptive anal intercourse with two horses and then a camel in one night while her grandsons watched and jerked each other off, according to the coroner. Here in America we call that the Pence Maneuver
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Jan 13, 2023 05:55
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Uh, mr burns.. ah huh. Mr burns uh. Dead huh? Have mercy, uh mr burns.
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Jan 13, 2023 11:18
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That's what she gets for trying to come out of my television and remove my eyes when I was watching Naked Gun as a child
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Jan 13, 2023 11:20
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Oh that's her mom
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Jan 13, 2023 11:21
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Oh that's her mom I made the same mistake and for a minute thought we lost a legit talent
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Jan 13, 2023 12:39
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If she had married a fictional character, her husband could have been Wesley Presley-Crusher
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Jan 13, 2023 12:44
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I simply plan not to die. Can’t believe she didn’t think of that
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Jan 13, 2023 21:42
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I thought she’d was 54
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Jan 13, 2023 21:45
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Super Dead At 64
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Jan 13, 2023 22:00
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Yeah, she's 54. Priscilla would've been 13 when she had her had Lisa Marie been 64.
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Jan 13, 2023 22:14
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Tarkus posted:Yeah, she's 54. Priscilla would've been 13 when she had her had Lisa Marie been 64. Really makes u think
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Cacator posted:Really makes u think Well, when I saw the age being 64 my first thought was "Isn't Priscilla in her 70's? That'd make Elvis a pedo.". Then I had to double check the ages.
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Jan 13, 2023 22:18
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another rich and famous person bites the dust. wow. idk what I will do with mysefl, probably just post in this thread and never think about it ahain
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Jan 14, 2023 03:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4
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Jan 14, 2023 03:28
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Let this be some sort of warning to us all then, I guess.
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Jan 14, 2023 03:29
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Disco Pope posted:Super Dead At 64 Super Dead Osbourne
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If she did not die on the shitter, holding a loaded pistol, then she is a failure as a Presley.
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Smugworth posted:Super Dead Osbourne
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that one still stings
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Tarkus posted:Well, when I saw the age being 64 my first thought was "Isn't Priscilla in her 70's? That'd make Elvis a pedo.". Then I had to double check the ages. Well, he kinda was, considering he started dating her when she was 14. 
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