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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Redeye Flight posted:

The true face of the curse! Brought upon by inhuman greed and the failure to learn that there are greater dooms than he could know!

In theaters all across California, be aghast at SPANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE!

This needed to be brought forward.

Silly Burrito posted:

Sorry, but as someone that’s kinda been on both sides, you take that Super Bowl and you enjoy the hell out of it. You never know if it will ever, ever happen again.

10 NFCCGs or 1 Super Bowl?

Super Bowl every time.

It's this too, I will cherish the memories of the 2013 Seahawks, if only to use them to smother the memories of 2005 and 2014.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i hosed up.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

Can you Venmo from Hell?
Friend, any Venmo we send is from Hell

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Failson posted:

This needed to be brought forward.

It's this too, I will cherish the memories of the 2013 Seahawks, if only to use them to smother the memories of 2005 and 2014.
That year was absolutely electric. When I was at the SB party at my sister's house, before the game started we all thought the game would be close but that the Hawks would hopefully eke out a win. Then suddenly that snap that got past Peyton set the tone, and Percy Harvin's kickoff TD to begin the 2nd half absolutely slammed the door shut. I know that game was boring as gently caress for everyone else watching (and especially painful for Broncos fans) but man I've never cheered as loud and hard as I did that day

Ed: years of being a sad sports city (not counting the Sonics single championship) were washed away that day. Now we have multiple Sounders victories, the Storm have four Championships and are really drat good (and admittedly they got 2 Championships before the Hawks got theirs), the Mariners... well at least we made the playoffs this last year. and the Kraken are good after last year's nightmare

bucksmash fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jan 18, 2023

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
What’s a sounders and storm?

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

davecrazy posted:

What’s a sounders and storm?

MLS and WNBA teams respectively.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

bucksmash posted:

That year was absolutely electric. When I was at the SB party at my sister's house, before the game started we all thought the game would be close but that the Hawks would hopefully eke out a win. Then suddenly that snap that got past Peyton set the tone, and Percy Harvin's kickoff TD to begin the 2nd half absolutely slammed the door shut. I know that game was boring as gently caress for everyone else watching (and especially painful for Broncos fans) but man I've never cheered as loud and hard as I did that day

As a Raiders fan, watching that game was what I imagine a heroin user experiences at the depraved heights of their addiction.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Haha yeah that missed snap to start the SB. I knew a good time was ahead.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Redeye Flight posted:

The Vikings haven't even been in the Super Bowl since 1977. All that winning they've done hasn't even gotten the CHANCE to lose in the big game.

The last time the Jets were in the Super Bowl was the first time it was known as the Super Bowl...

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The bengals lost the Super Bowl in 2022

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Cavauro posted:

The bengals lost the Super Bowl in 2022

but they won our hearts and minds

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The closest the Lions were to the Super Bowl was in 2006 when Detroit hosted the event.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Pungry posted:

MLS and WNBA teams respectively.

What's a MLS and WNBA?

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Waltzing Along posted:

What's a MLS and WNBA?

The MLS is the top soccer league for the USA and Canada. The WNBA is the top professional women's basketball league.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Fat Jesus posted:

Haha yeah that missed snap to start the SB. I knew a good time was ahead.

I was in my first year of grad school in Seattle when that game happened. A lot of the international folks who had never experienced a superbowl wanted to party so we did shots anytime the score changed. That safety to kick off the game was a dark portent that none of us respected.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

davecrazy posted:

What’s a sounders

seattle peehole rodders

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Cavauro posted:

The bengals lost the Super Bowl in 2022

and i lost five dollars :argh:

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


two decades of exhausting Raiders futility would have been eased so much if they'd just stuck the landing in 2002

I think it would have been easier to experience the last 20 years if they'd just lost to the Titans in the championship round and skipped the huge exclamation point of failure

SB Win > Perennial Success > Endless Mediocrity > SB Failure + Mediocrity

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Cavauro posted:

i hosed up.

it's ok. i thought it was good. i thought it was okay i guess.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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What the hell is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UeGXB2NjR8

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

It's real.

(Taken at the local theatre when I saw the new Avatar movie)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Android Apocalypse posted:

It's real.

(Taken at the local theatre when I saw the new Avatar movie)

what the gently caress is this movie about, i am completely baffled by this

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I just presume some movies get made for retired people to go to as matinees.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kalli posted:

I just presume some movies get made for retired people to go to as matinees.

but space cowboys was at least watchable!!!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress is this movie about, i am completely baffled by this

old people want to see Tom Brady I guess :shrug:

It came on as a commercial and I thought it was a joke at first.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress is this movie about, i am completely baffled by this

The trailer before Avatar indicated it's about these women trying to sneak into the super bowl because they love Tom Brady

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I love that the trailer for this is playing before Avatar.

Finally something for that huge demographic of grandmas taking their kids to the movies I guess?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i am not going to watch the trailer for this, in my head-canon all of these esteemed actresses are going to be from boston and doing departed-caliber boston accents for the entire movie.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

rita is actually in her 90s

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
The trailer makes it seem like at least one of the ladies bangs gronk

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

wyoak posted:

The trailer makes it seem like at least one of the ladies bangs gronk

Old ladies need loving too.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The major reveal is Gronk is a gentle lover.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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wyoak posted:

The trailer makes it seem like at least one of the ladies bangs gronk

Gronk will do anything to get that USAA insurance.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

R.D. Mangles posted:

but space cowboys was at least watchable!!!

You take that back

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress is this movie about, i am completely baffled by this

It’s about a bunch of actors who want to be paid and hang out and make a stupid movie. Adam Sandler has been doing it for a while.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I've read reviews, it's actually the next No Country for Old Men.

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I've read reviews, it's actually the next No Country for Old Men.

It's so depressing you'll want to die? Also, Thanos is in it?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I just can't believe Sally Field is pushing 80

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



AndrewP posted:

I just can't believe Sally Field is pushing 80

Jane Fonda is 85

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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
Danny Devito is 78 which makes me sad because he should never die :(

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