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all right, maggots. this thread is not gonna be funny and I am not gonna be nice! you lazy sacks of poo poo are here to defend our country! you're going to piss blood and sweat tears for Uncle Sam, and you'll like it! The Chinese got me with 5G. my brain is going, but I can still fight God dammit! So suit up and we'll get those drat Ruskies! Saddam won't know what hit him! we're going to hit the gang stockers and shadow people in the balls.
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I wanna explode some poor people with a drone sign me up Sir
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Oooouhhh I just sharted
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my last unit got wiped out by protein spike shedding when we came too close to vaccinated person, I only survived because I hacked my own arm off with a bowie knife
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Sir, I’ve got WinNuke loaded and ready sir!
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You trying to have sex??
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Sophy Wackles posted:Sir, I’ve got WinNuke loaded and ready sir! Count WinNukuu
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Uncle Sam should take care of his own problems
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Nooner posted:I wanna explode some poor people with a drone sign me up Sir I thought your speciality is blowing poor people's dicks?
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Uncle Sam looks like one of those uncles your parents don't want you to spend time with alone for some reason
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Bayonet up the butt
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Sir I accidentally shat in the bazooka tube
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Uncle Sam has that whole hiding-in-plain-sight jimmy savile thing going on
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DeeplyConcerned posted:we're going to hit the gang stockers and shadow people in the balls. Grocery stocking crews are essential workers, they hold this country together now that the PMC have sold everything to the Red Chinese  And I don't appreciate your attitude towards people of shadow descent, they're citizens of this country too.
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If 9/11 happened tomorrow I bet we'd get some epic footage of gen Z troops doing Fortnite dances after blowing away innocent Iraqis
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Icochet posted:Uncle Sam should take care of his own problems He died long ago
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NUKE THEIR rear end TAKE THEIR GAS
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AARD VARKMAN posted:If 9/11 happened tomorrow I bet we'd get some epic footage of gen Z troops doing Fortnite dances after blowing away innocent Iraqis that's just ridiculous. for starters, it's currently july,
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Sir I accidentally shat in the bazooka tube Add some saltpetre and charcoal powder and you got yourself a primed cannon!
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na na can't keep your eyes off my feddy deddy I want you nanaaaa drunk in looooove, I want you we wOKE UP IN THE KITCHEN SAYIN HOW THE HELL DID THIS poo poo HAPPEN Oh baby drunk in looove we be ALL NIGHT lawwwwwwwwwwww
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I’m flattered but I’m not into you that way
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sir I just you shot you sir
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DeeplyConcerned posted:all right, maggots. this thread is not gonna be funny and I am not gonna be nice! you lazy sacks of poo poo are here to defend our country! you're going to piss blood and sweat tears for Uncle Sam, and you'll like it! Well, I'm only 18, I've got a ruptured spleen and I always carry a purse. I've got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse. Just think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt! Because I ain't no fool, and I'm going to school, and I'm working at a defense plant. I've got a dislocated disc, and a wracked-up back, and I'm allergic to flowers and bugs. And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits, and I'm addicted to a thousand drugs. I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes, and I can hardly reach my knees. And if the enemy ever came close to me, then I'd probably start to sneeze.
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How many falvours of donuts have you got? I'm also considering a career in the airforce you see.
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Requesting to be dropped behind enemy lines with some amphetamines and a bat'leth
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Can someone please direct me to the clandestine cum swap?
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Don't mind me, I'm just monitoring this thread closely for the best opportunity to steal some sweet sweet valor.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Sir I accidentally shat in the bazooka tube Runny or firm?
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This is important!
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DeeplyConcerned posted:all right, maggots. this thread is not gonna be funny and I am not gonna be nice! you lazy sacks of poo poo are here to defend our country! you're going to piss blood and sweat tears for Uncle Sam, and you'll like it! Mr. Biden, please sir, this is a meeting with the Japanese Prime Minister. How about a nice ice cream instead? 
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Jokes on you, I'm already in Canada I don't even need to flee here like the rest of your countrymen
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Sir! I am gay as hell! Sir!
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im gay and flatfooted
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No way man. My nephew ARMY joined up and he died three times.
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I like shooting people but I don't like killing them. Can I just aim at the legs?
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I like killing people but I don’t like shooting them. Can I use a vice grip like in Casino instead?
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To want me.
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I will squart for you, sir!
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