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Sir! Requesting permission to tug, sir!
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Smugworth posted:Sir! Requesting permission to tug, sir! Free derpies Edit: seriously he was perma’d for making everybody smile, not cool Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jan 16, 2023 |
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I want you (And I want you) — the right way (The right way, babe) I want you (Yes, I do) But I want you to want me too (Want me too) Want you to want me, baby (And I want you to do right, baby) Just like I want you (Woo) Oh, I give you all the love I want in return, sweet darling But half a love is all I feel Ooh, it's too bad, it's just too sad, you don't want me now But I'm going to change your mind, someway, somehow, oh baby I want you — the right way I want you But I want you to want me too I want you to want me, baby Just like I want you Ooh, ooh This one way love is just a fantasy, oh sugar To share is precious, pure and fair, ooh Don't play with something you should cherish for life, oh baby Don't you want to care? Ain't it lonely out there? I want you (I want you) — the right way (Want you, baby) I want you But I want you to want me too I want you to want me, baby (Oh, I want you to get down, baby) When I get down with you, yeah, darlin', oh, ooh (Just like I want you) Get down, baby, woo Have mercy Listen precious, I wanted you For a long time I wanted you More than you can imagine Oh baby, so fine, ow! I want you - the right way, baby I want you, baby But I want you to want me too, baby Gotta, gotta, gotta love me, sugar Oh, the way that I love you Woooo, I want you
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I like shooting people but I don't like killing them. Can I just aim at the legs? Nope, gotta kill em otherwise they’ll swear revenge.
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Jan 16, 2023 05:23
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YES CHEF
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:YES CHEF
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on one hand id love the opportunity to blow poo poo up but why bother with the military when i can do steroids and eat raw meat and be an influencer
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I desert my position and abscond with half of the blowjob supplies.
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:YES CHEF
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pew pew pew pew pew eat poo poo ya chodes!!
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Free derpies
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what kind of signing bonus and tuition assistance are you offering and if I get a girl I just met pregnant will you pay me more for base housing and medical? and will you transport my poorly financed muscle car to whatever foreign port I get shipped to next?
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I'm gonna need two guns. I'm a bit of a dual-wielder
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AARD VARKMAN posted:If 9/11 happened tomorrow I bet we'd get some epic footage of gen Z troops doing Fortnite dances after blowing away innocent Iraqis I remember watching quite a bit of live 9/11 footage And there was this one bit where I saw all these US guys who had turned up to volunteer and they were like "So we just got here from Fish Bay, Scruff Town, God Bless America, This is Hot Sticks, this is Shockmaster...over here we got Gluey Rick because he found some glue on the way..." and they were just fat white dudes who rocked up and some rando film crew found them, and its like ground zero and they are all self jacking some American prophesy.
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sorry op i am taken
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The wafflehouse has found it's new host.
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kntfkr posted:sorry op i am taken whats his rank? seaman? petty officer?
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i'd like to volunteer for the moral support brigade
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