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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Escape From Noise posted:

This chili dog won't suck itself, pig!

Not yet, but someday...

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I've heard little ditties you people wouldn't believe.

American kids growing up off the shoulder of the heartland.

I watched chili dogs sucked in the dark near the Tastee Freez.

All those moments will be lost in time, like Bobby Brooks slacks behind a shady tree.

Ooh yeah, life goes on.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

suckin on a chili dog down at the tastee freez



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

google THIS posted:

I've heard little ditties you people wouldn't believe.

American kids growing up off the shoulder of the heartland.

I watched chili dogs sucked in the dark near the Tastee Freez.

All those moments will be lost in time, like Bobby Brooks slacks behind a shady tree.

Ooh yeah, life goes on.




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
The chili dog lays on its bun, baking in the hot sun, waiting to be sucked. But it can't, not without your help. But you're not suckin'.




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

I've heard little ditties you people wouldn't believe.

American kids growing up off the shoulder of the heartland.

I watched chili dogs sucked in the dark near the Tastee Freez.

All those moments will be lost in time, like Bobby Brooks slacks behind a shady tree.

Ooh yeah, life goes on.

lmao

Twenty Four


google THIS posted:

I've heard little ditties you people wouldn't believe.

American kids growing up off the shoulder of the heartland.

I watched chili dogs sucked in the dark near the Tastee Freez.

All those moments will be lost in time, like Bobby Brooks slacks behind a shady tree.

Ooh yeah, life goes on.

biosterous




Escape From Noise posted:

I met a traveler from the heartland
Who said: two American Kids of the Bible Belt
Sit behind a shady tree. Near them, in the back seat,
Hands between their knees, a shattered visage lies, who's dribbled off Bobby Brooks slacks, and best James Dean, and holding onto sixteen,
Tell that its little ditty well those passions read
Which yet go on, long after the thrill of living was gone
The change that came, and the scratched head
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"Suckin' on a chili dog down at the Tastee Freez!"



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

suckin on a chili dog down at the tastee freez

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island


this could be us but you not suckin on a chili dog down at the tastee freez

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

double poastin because lol pro-clicky henceforth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrZZY5EWVU

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Happy Hippo posted:

double poastin because lol pro-clicky henceforth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrZZY5EWVU

lmao

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
this thread makes me hungry every time I check it





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

suckin on a chili dog down at the tastee freez



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

this thread makes me hungry every time I check it

Perhaps you should go down to the Tastee Freez and suck on a chili dog.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Shifty Nipples

Happy Hippo posted:

double poastin because lol pro-clicky henceforth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrZZY5EWVU

lol :five:


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Shifty Nipples

long after the thrill of suckin on a chilli dog


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Escape From Noise

Happy Hippo posted:

double poastin because lol pro-clicky henceforth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrZZY5EWVU

As a long time chili dog sucker, this is definitely better than the guy trying to sing it IMHO.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jan 21, 2023



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Shifty Nipples

has anyone said "chuckin on a silly dog" yet


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

suckin on a chili dog down the tastee deez




































nuts

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Jan 20, 2023



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Shifty Nipples

watho posted:

suckin on a chili dog down the tastee deez




































nuts

woahwoahwoah

somebody hosed around with your message


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
what the gently caress does dribble off even mean

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I've been reading the lyrics and this song is horny enough to be a Dave Matthews song tbh





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

I've been reading the lyrics and this song is horny enough to be a Dave Matthews song tbh

Dave Matthews is horny?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Dave Matthews is horny?

if u read his lyrics you'll find that the vast majority of his body of work is actually about fingering

Ass-penny

I'm at the chili dog, I'm at the Tastee Freez
I'm at the cooooombination chili dog and Tastee Freez

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Shifty Nipples posted:

woahwoahwoah

somebody hosed around with your message

suckin on a chili dog down at the tastee freez!!!



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

if u read his lyrics you'll find that the vast majority of his body of work is actually about fingering

Nice try, but you cannot trick me into listening to Dave Matthews.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Shifty Nipples posted:

woahwoahwoah

somebody hosed around with your message

It's one of the funnier IK powers imho.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Shifty Nipples

Escape From Noise posted:

It's one of the funnier IK powers imho.

until you have to edit something out from a billion quote posts, but then it's funnier on this end thinking about how much time it took or how annoying it might have been


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Escape From Noise

Shifty Nipples posted:

until you have to edit something out from a billion quote posts, but then it's funnier on this end thinking about how much time it took or how annoying it might have been

Well I'd never be IK of anywhere other than BYOB, so I don't think that'll be an issue for me, fortunately.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Shifty Nipples

Escape From Noise posted:

Well I'd never be IK of anywhere other than BYOB, so I don't think that'll be an issue for me, fortunately.

oh yeah I was speaking generally


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Well I'd never be IK of anywhere other than BYOB, so I don't think that'll be an issue for me, fortunately.

how bout u dribble off that IK star and let us do what we pls

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

how bout u dribble off that IK star and let us do what we pls

Lol



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
🎵suckin off a chili dog so enthusiastically🎵

🎵dribbled chili on my dave matthews hoodie🎵

:gary:🌭:yarg:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
voted :five: btw

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Happy Hippo posted:

double poastin because lol pro-clicky henceforth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrZZY5EWVU

was enjoying some fettuccini while listening to this and almost sucked on an asphyxiation dog whew :sweatdrop:

google THIS

Areola Grande posted:

how bout u dribble off that IK star and let us do what we pls

Escape From Noise

Quick shout-out to every dad that started singing along to this song with "Little titty, about Jack and Diane..."



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

🎵suckin off a chili dog so enthusiastically🎵

🎵dribbled chili on my dave matthews hoodie🎵

:gary:🌭:yarg:



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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