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Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Suckin' on my titties outside the Tastee Freez
Peaches sittin' on Jackie's lap, he's got his hands between her knees
Jackie say, "Hey Peaches, lets run off behind a shady tree
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks and gently caress the pain away

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
u don't see me coming to ur workplace and sucking the chili dog out of ur mouth but maybe I should!!!

:argh:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Happy Hippo posted:

Suckin' on my titties outside the Tastee Freez
Peaches sittin' on Jackie's lap, he's got his hands between her knees
Jackie say, "Hey Peaches, lets run off behind a shady tree
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks and gently caress the pain away

lol

RavenousScoot

Happy Hippo posted:

Suckin' on a chili dog like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Telloncamp of Melloncamp? Huh? What?
Suck the chili away
Suck the chili away
Suck the chili away
Suck the chili away


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
Escape From Noise

Pahilla the Hun posted:

*cool guy in shades pulls up*

*approaches Tastee Freez counter, flips up his Oakleys*

“You guys sell chili dogs?”

*employee looks up nervously

“Sorry, man, we’re fresh out. Can I interest you in a hand job by the dumpster?”

*writes song*



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Happy Hippo posted:

Suckin' on a chili dog like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Telloncamp of Melloncamp? Huh? What?
Suck the chili away
Suck the chili away
Suck the chili away
Suck the chili away

Huh?

What?

Thrill of living

Is gone



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

RavenousScoot

Whose chili dog's sucked?

Who

Who who whose?

Whose chili dog's sucked?

Who

Who who whose?


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
google THIS

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Went to the Tastee Freez to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar dog
I closed my eyes and I sucked away

It's more than chili
(More than chili)
When I hear that little ditty they used to play
(More than chili)
I do my best James Dean
(More than chili)
'Til I see Diane walk away
I see my Diane walkin' away

google THIS

ONE
At the Tastee Freez
TWO
At the Tastee Freez
THREE
At the Tastee Freez
FOUR
At the Tastee Freez

ONE
Suck that chili dog
TWO
Suck that chili dog
THREE
SUCK THAT CHILI DOG
NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE
flooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
lmao :cawg:

alnilam

Suck on a dog at the tastee freez
Suck on a chili dog, man
Cause we're all in the mood for a chili dog
And doin the best that we can

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
All my friends know the dog eater
(Yeah)
The dog eat-er is a little higher
(Yeah)

🎵 [Instrumental Interlude] 🎵

[Verse 2]
The dog eat-er sucks a little chili
Dog, eater, is a grower not a shower
[Interlude]

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Outro]
Suck a little sip, take a little sip
Suck a little sip and see
Suck a little sip, take a little sip
Suck a little tip with me 🌭





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Suckin on a chili dog down at the Tastee Freez



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

Suckin on a chili dog down at the Tastee Freez

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
we could probably use a WAP one ITT :thunkher:





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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Areola Grande posted:

All my friends know the dog eater
(Yeah)
The dog eat-er is a little higher
(Yeah)

🎵 [Instrumental Interlude] 🎵

[Verse 2]
The dog eat-er sucks a little chili
Dog, eater, is a grower not a shower
[Interlude]

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Outro]
Suck a little sip, take a little sip
Suck a little sip and see
Suck a little sip, take a little sip
Suck a little tip with me 🌭


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

google THIS

There's something so BYOB about parody song lyrics based on other song lyrics

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Areola Grande posted:



sucklin on chili dog

lets all just take a second and re-experience this absolute banger of a post from page 3, january 2023 was wild times man

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:worship:

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Gurl, you know its true

Ooo ooo ooo, I luv u


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Escape From Noise

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Dog, you know its true

Ooo ooo ooo, I luv u



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Dig through the thrill of livin'
And burn through the things you ain't missin'
And slam in the back of my CHILI DOG!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

google THIS

https://voca.ro/1dLLadaHJBVX

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Escape From Noise


Woah. Maybe too high for this



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Woah. Maybe too high for this

I listened to that last night whilst in a very vulnerable place. big mistake :shudder:





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

Suckin on a chili dog down at the Tastee Freez





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RavenousScoot

The chili dog lays on the rollers, its belly baking in the tastee freez, beating its stem trying to suck itself all over, but it can't. Not without your suck. But you're not sucking.


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
Escape From Noise

RavenousScoot posted:

The chili dog lays on the rollers, its belly baking in the tastee freez, beating its stem trying to suck itself all over, but it can't. Not without your suck. But you're not sucking.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

google THIS

RavenousScoot posted:

The chili dog lays on the rollers, its belly baking in the tastee freez, beating its stem trying to suck itself all over, but it can't. Not without your suck. But you're not sucking.

google THIS

Son, we live in a world that has chili dogs, and those chili dogs have to be sucked by men with lips. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the thrill of livin', and you curse the Tastee Freez. You have that luxury.

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Happy Hippo posted:

Suckin' on my titties outside the Tastee Freez
Peaches sittin' on Jackie's lap, he's got his hands between her knees
Jackie say, "Hey Peaches, lets run off behind a shady tree
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks and gently caress the pain away


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

RavenousScoot

heh, chilidogs

psh

yeah I suck em


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



RavenousScoot posted:

heh, chilidogs

psh

yeah I suck em

i seen him


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

google THIS

Escape From Noise posted:

Woah. Maybe too high for this

Areola Grande posted:

I listened to that last night whilst in a very vulnerable place. big mistake :shudder:

hey, it was a good chili dog

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

hey, it was a good chili dog

lololing in retrospect after safely listening to it again 2nite :mmmsmug:

well done friend





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
u reminded me to reqoute this v important post

Happy Hippo posted:

double poastin because lol pro-clicky henceforth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrZZY5EWVU

DoomCroissant

Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
you two are still sucking on a chili dog down at the Tastee Freez?

it's been 30 years! stop it! you're not teenagers anymore

go see your kids

google THIS

Don't suacddattf-shame me

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