Suckin' on a chili dog down at the Tastee Freez

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And I absolutely refuse to stop!

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# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 11:09

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:34

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I lock eyes with you as you try and enter the Tastee Freez. You avert your gaze, but you feel my eyes burning into you as I suck that chili dog.

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# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 13:27

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google THIS posted:

(police bullhorn feedback noise) Jack, put down the chili dog

This chili dog won't suck itself, pig!

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# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 18:51

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Areola Grande posted:

🌭

drat! That's some hot chili dog suckin' action!

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# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 05:38

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I met a traveler from the heartland
Who said: two American Kids of the Bible Belt
Sit behind a shady tree. Near them, in the back seat,
Hands between their knees, a shattered visage lies, who's dribbled off Bobby Brooks slacks, and best James Dean, and holding onto sixteen,
Tell that its little ditty well those passions read
Which yet go on, long after the thrill of living was gone
The change that came, and the scratched head
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"Suckin' on a chili dog down at the Tastee Freez!"

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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 01:19

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Areola Grande posted:

this thread makes me hungry every time I check it

Perhaps you should go down to the Tastee Freez and suck on a chili dog.

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# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 00:50

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Happy Hippo posted:

double poastin because lol pro-clicky henceforth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrZZY5EWVU

As a long time chili dog sucker, this is definitely better than the guy trying to sing it IMHO.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jan 21, 2023

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# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 01:43

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Areola Grande posted:

I've been reading the lyrics and this song is horny enough to be a Dave Matthews song tbh

Dave Matthews is horny?

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# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 19:51

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Areola Grande posted:

if u read his lyrics you'll find that the vast majority of his body of work is actually about fingering

Nice try, but you cannot trick me into listening to Dave Matthews.

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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 03:35

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Shifty Nipples posted:

woahwoahwoah

somebody hosed around with your message

It's one of the funnier IK powers imho.

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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 03:36

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Shifty Nipples posted:

until you have to edit something out from a billion quote posts, but then it's funnier on this end thinking about how much time it took or how annoying it might have been

Well I'd never be IK of anywhere other than BYOB, so I don't think that'll be an issue for me, fortunately.

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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 03:47

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Areola Grande posted:

how bout u dribble off that IK star and let us do what we pls

Lol

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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 05:10

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Quick shout-out to every dad that started singing along to this song with "Little titty, about Jack and Diane..."

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# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 17:23

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Areola Grande posted:

🎵suckin off a chili dog so enthusiastically🎵

🎵dribbled chili on my dave matthews hoodie🎵

🌭

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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 01:58

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