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If I die tragically I want my loved ones to honour my memory with a Minute of Farting
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Hollismason posted:Farted so hard just now that my rear end in a top hat is tingling. rear end in a top hat ASMR 
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I want to apologise for the misinformation I've previously given in (from memory) this fart thread, and probably other fart threads too, about whether farts contain poop microparticles. It turns out that apparently they don't, under normal (pants on) circumstances. However, farting while with your pants off while preparing food means you, and anyone else in the kitchen, might well soon be eating your poop particles (yum!). These scientific facts were discovered by, I'm proud to say, an Australian microbiologist at the request of well known (in Aust.) scientist Dr Karl Kruszelnicki. The experiment involved farting near Petri dishes, with pants on and pants off, then waiting to see what developed. It just struck me that when a person wearing a dress (or kilt) farts, especially when not wearing any knickers, poop microparticles might well be be on the loose! (No doubt this will be taken as a farting tip by some of you.) [Source: https://www.iflscience.com/when-you-smell-poop-is-that-because-poop-particles-have-gone-up-your-nose-65611 BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 17, 2023 |
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nice work steve. it's always good to keep up to date on the science re: farts
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Larry Cum Free posted:If I die tragically I want my loved ones to honour my memory with a Minute of Farting A 21 fart salute. Hand out ponchos as the first 3 rows might be in the splash zone.
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Mar 17, 2023 20:22
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BigBadSteve posted:I want to apologise for the misinformation I've previously given in (from memory) this fart thread, and probably other fart threads too, about whether farts contain poop microparticles. This doesn't make sense because when I poop it smells different than when I fart. I just really doubt the science. This seems like a for profit scheme.
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Mar 17, 2023 20:36
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I started at the beginning of this thread and it's still going. help
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Mar 17, 2023 20:46
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Strong powerful farts today. Like at least a dozen. Sounds and feels like a earthquake in my bowels.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:38
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I'm brapping like crazy today, I think it's the curry chicken I had this morning. Sensational.
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Mar 22, 2023 01:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0eCkS2NweY&t=675s (It's time-linked to the appropriate moment.  )
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https://youtu.be/C3B0a4wjHoQ
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I was a high school student in hot and humid south Louisiana. My homecoming date and I were at a pep rally, our backs to one of the big ventilation fans blowing the air inside the gym outdoors to provide ventilation. They served some spicy Cajun poo poo for school lunch, and I felt a hot bubble coming down the pike. I casually lean forward and successfully emit that demon silently, straight into the out draft, so it could discreetly get sucked away. The fan turned off the millisecond my sphincter closed. It smelled like a leper colony at a crawfish boil, the discomfort of which was amplified by 80+ degree, humid, now-stagnant air. I could see the ripple through the crowd as everyone caught wind, pulling their shirts up and fanning. We could only wait for it to dissipate. My date, at the epicenter of the blast, was entirely unphased. Never acknowledged it. We had a great time at our homecoming date. Wherever you are, Amanda, you loving rock.
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Aug 4, 2023 18:35
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More like a poop rally
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Aug 4, 2023 18:44
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been doing some good night time farts lately. you know, when you're in bed and super relaxed and your bumhole is just like, "my time to shine" PRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
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Aug 4, 2023 18:46
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Let loose a good multi-note trumpet riff while pissing and heard my wife crack up from the other room
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Aug 4, 2023 19:22
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Ever just do a stretch and the gasses all get cleaned at once in a nice 30-45 second stream of noise Feels good nab
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Aug 4, 2023 19:27
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I had one of those farts today. You know those ones where it doesn't feel or sound like it's going to be anything remarkable, but then your friend smells it and makes a sound like Tony Soprano when he gets shot by Junior?
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:been doing some good night time farts lately. you know, when you're in bed and super relaxed and your bumhole is just like, "my time to shine" PRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP I only have farts like that bright & early in the morning Most people have morning shits, I have morning farts 
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Sep 18, 2023 15:21
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My best fart is always my next fart. Constantly improving
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Sep 18, 2023 15:31
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I get the best of both worlds. The angels’ trumpets heralding the arrival of my sacred holy morning dook. Praise be, he is bornt. E: except for today. Tomorrow’s blessing shall surely be twofold.
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A few weeks ago I let a big one one out in the condiments aisle of the grocery store and it was so bad that a random chick who started down the aisle asked my wife and I if someone had ripped rear end and then ran away. This was foreshadowing because I had diarrhea about 10 minutes later. Also in 2015, a couple of months after my wife and I started dating, I was cuddling her in bed and let out a small one but I guess it was worse than average because she started gagging but we didn't untangled fast enough and she threw up in bed.
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