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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Musta been the ‘chovies. Its that garlic butter + cheese
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Hollismason posted:Its that garlic butter + cheese Yeah that garlic butter is gross. But the crust tastes like poo poo so I guess it helps. 
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are their breadsticks still just strips of their bad crust covered in butter soaked parmesan cheese?
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Sometim s when I drink huel and then eat a bunch of apples I get really bad gas that's like huge farts that go in forever and also smell like a sewer exploded and they linger real bad and I gotta do one like every 5 minutes it's pretty bad
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Nooner posted:Sometim s when I drink huel and then eat a bunch of apples I get really bad gas that's like huge farts that go in forever and also smell like a sewer exploded and they linger real bad and I gotta do one like every 5 minutes it's pretty bad Stop drinking huel
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when i was a kid i went hunting with my dad and 3 other guys in this doublewide on some dudes property for the weekend anyway, they were all drinking and playing cards, and i was reading comics and they all decided to have 'rear end rockets' why the gently caress four grown men would do this i have no idea we all ate pickled eggs. i thought they were good, but no idea about the rear end rockets until everyone was just ripping rear end all night in this trailer what the gently caress dad. i contributed, but what the gently caress.
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Jan 23, 2023 06:09
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I was on a holiday with my fiance and we passed a vending machine that offered "freshly squeezed orange juice" with a big machine that cuts and juices fresh oranges while you wait and watch So my partner puts some money in and begins the 3 minute process, and rip rear end with a loud and nostril stinging fart Now my partner was stuck wanting to watch the process and juice they had paid for and endure my rank rear end butt air
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Jan 23, 2023 07:01
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All that I'm saying is farting a stomach ache away is one of the best feelings on the entire planet.
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Once, I farted
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Dropped trou and bare rear end farted directly on housemates head, clenching so it shrieked.
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Justin Godscock posted:All that I'm saying is farting a stomach ache away is one of the best feelings on the entire planet. Fart nap be upon you.
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It was a Dutch oven affair, and it almost disgusted me, but only almost, that's all I remember. I had been wronged, or believed I had been wronged, and lashed out. Before you judge, i did the honorable thing and married her.
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Last night I kept beefing miso Ramen farts under the covers and when my wife turned over she woke up and couldn't get back to sleep so she woke me up in a pregnant rage saying "suffer with me"
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Happy Landfill posted:Stop drinking huel Never! 
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Jan 23, 2023 14:27
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One time at work I thought I was going to let out a small tiny fart but instead it was a monstrous 10 second long banger. Despite us all being in cubicles it lingered in our work area. People down the hall were commenting about how bad it smelled. I said nothing.
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Saucer Crab posted:Regarding the car farts, I ripped one into my car's seat right as I pulled in one evening after coming home from work, didn't think much of it until I got in the next morning. As soon as I sat back down on the seat the stink wafted up to greet me, having stewed in the seat cushion all night. Last summer I showed up to my buddy’s house to help him rip down his pool deck and I let one rip in my car just as I parked outside his house. Didn’t think much of it but about an hour later we needed to run to the hardware store for something and since his truck was full of debris we took my car. That fart had been stewing in the summer sun for an hour and it physically slapped him in the face when he opened the passenger side door.
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Jan 23, 2023 15:24
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Jan 23, 2023 15:37
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everybody farts even jesus farted
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I like to remind myself that Jesus cranked his holy hog just as much as the next dude
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Any fart where you nearly poo poo your pants but dont, is a good fart.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:everybody farts Jesus farted just as much as Harry Potter
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Philthy posted:when i was a kid i went hunting with my dad and 3 other guys in this doublewide on some dudes property for the weekend https://youtube.com/watch?v=aR77JU-VVMY Read the comments for tales of pickled egg farts
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im the lady from cake fart
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Ages ago I worked at a place with a cubicle farm on the second floor. Two guys I worked with got into a farting war that lasted several months. They'd do a "drive-by"; going to the other's cubicle for some excuse, "Hey Phil, you have those progress reports we discussed?" FRAAAAAP, and leave chuckling. This became a daily thing; each bombing each other. It escalated to the point where they were intentionally eating hard boiled eggs, bean burritos, spicy foods, having a beer at lunch, etc. It got bad. They tried to rope me into the fun and got me each one time. I came up with a new technique, the "stealth bomb". My cubicle was on the path to the break room, so it was easy to see when someone was going there for coffee, beverage, or whatever. If I had one good to go, I'd hop up, go to their cubicles and let it fly, then get back to my cubicle before they returned. In my defense I only did this once each. It all came to a head when a lady in the cubicle next to one of these guys finally complained to Human Resources about the daily stench. They both were called in for a discussion about farting on each other at work and how that was not professional conduct. I dodged the bullet and was not called out. Our manager had to attend as a supervisor role though. After being told this behavior had to be logged in their employee records they agreed to stop, and they did. I got to be a fly on the wall afterwards when our manager chewed them out, mostly for wasting his time, and told them he'd can their asses if anything like that happened again. And these guys were electrical engineers making near 6 figure salaries. Good times.
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lmao verbal warning for farting
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Justin Godscock posted:All that I'm saying is farting a stomach ache away is one of the best feelings on the entire planet. As wonderful as orgasms are, I think you might be right. Panic! At The Tesco posted:everybody farts How do you know?
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I can't eat Burger King's onion rings anymore. They changed something in them a few years back and god drat the sheer volume of farts could fill a Zeppelin. And these are not pleasing farts either, but the kind that made me whelp out loud in pain. Never had farts feel like they are going to rip my rear end apart. As for the best overall farts, the silent but violent cropdusting types down an aisle in some lovely store like when I'm just following my wife around in Michaels. Best individual fart - when I was a sub teacher for a high school class and I accidently let out a silent delayed action fart. It did it as I passed through an aisle of students, but I was back at the desk, before any students noticed. Then they started to bickering among themselves as to who done it without even thinking it was me.
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Liquid Chicken posted:I can't eat Burger King's onion rings anymore. They changed something in them a few years back and god drat the sheer volume of farts could fill a Zeppelin. I noticed this too. My guts were not happy about those onion rings. They are still delicious though 
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Nuts and Gum posted:I noticed this too. My guts were not happy about those onion rings. They are still delicious though I think I found the culprit.... Burger King Onion Rings: INGREDIENTS water, bleached wheat flour, dehydrated onion, modified corn starch, yellow corn flour, sugar,gelatinized wheat starch, contains 2% or less of :salt, guar gum,methylcellulose, fructose, onion powder, food starch-modified, sodium alginate, sunflower oil, natural flavors, grill flavor (from sunflower oil), canola oil, wheat gluten, modified palm oil, sodium tripolyphosphate, whey, dextrose, garlic powder, leavening (baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate), spice, hydroxypropylmethylcellulose, yeast extract, corn starch, sorbitol, dried yeast, calcium chloride. parfried in soybean oil. Sorbitol...motherfuckers.... "In humans with Sorbitol Intolerance, the absorption capacity for sorbitol is even lower than it is naturally. The sorbitol migrates completely into the large intestine, where bacteria break down the molecule. The resulting gases lead to severe flatulence and abdominal cramps."
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I’ve been violently ripping toxic sharts all day
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Liquid Chicken posted:I think I found the culprit.... I dare you to eat a tablespoon of pure sorbitol. I call it the fart challenge and all the Tik tokers will be doing it in less than a week.
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LuckyCat posted:I dare you to eat a tablespoon of pure sorbitol. I call it the fart challenge and all the Tik tokers will be doing it in less than a week. 
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I love all of my farts equally.
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Lol I just ripped rear end and my cat woke up and looked in the direction of the fart like what was that
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I once burped and farted at the same time and while the fart itself was far from my best, it was still quite an experience.
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I farted and shitted so much yesterday I lost 2.5 lbs.
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