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https://sports.yahoo.com/michigan-football-coach-suspended-due-014108499.html COMPUTER CRIMES sounds pretty bad rear end but Im guessing it is probably just kiddie porn which is incredibly not badass
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can't wait to see people rally around him because he teaches dudes how to chase a ball
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Jan 18, 2023 04:07
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this guy is still the coolest football coach imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLOQBKTidoo
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Jan 18, 2023 04:08
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Chinatown posted:this guy is still the coolest football coach imo Dudes rock
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Jan 18, 2023 04:10
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I've heard from reliable source that football couch worked with a BYTE BANDIT.
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Jan 18, 2023 04:12
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I bet he posted in YOSPOS a lot 
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Jan 18, 2023 04:13
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He was hacking the other team's football secrets
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Jan 18, 2023 04:20
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You can only get away with pirating Metallica for so long…
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Jan 18, 2023 04:26
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He downloaded DOOM illegally....
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Jan 18, 2023 04:29
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possesion with intent to distribute binaural beats.
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Jan 18, 2023 04:29
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assault with computor
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Jan 18, 2023 04:33
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:assault with computor don't talk about your posts like that
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Jan 18, 2023 04:42
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he was probably using winzip without a license
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Jan 18, 2023 04:45
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Jan 18, 2023 04:47
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COMPUTER CRIME GIGOLO I sadly cannot change my name to that as it sounds like a CSAM dealer who runs the operation out of his grandma's shag carpet basement.
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Jan 18, 2023 04:49
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Maybe he’s got Hunter Biden’s laptop??
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Jan 18, 2023 05:02
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I'm going to guess cyberstalking
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Jan 18, 2023 05:04
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Downloaded a Tecmo Bowl rom
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Jan 18, 2023 05:09
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You can only get away with pirating Metallica for so long… loving napster machines
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Jan 18, 2023 05:15
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oh poo poo he didn't delete those roms in 24 hours like bill clinton told him to
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Jan 18, 2023 05:16
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Come play my game I'll test you
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Jan 18, 2023 05:18
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he used hacks in ultima online
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Jan 18, 2023 05:19
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ITS NOT FAIR YOU GUYS!!! NOBODY CAN loving BEAT CONTRA ON 3 LIVES THAT poo poo RIDIC. 
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Jan 18, 2023 05:21
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I'm hoping he figured out how to plug a palm pilot from 1990 into an ATM machine so it spits out all its cash like John Connor did.
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Jan 18, 2023 05:25
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in retrospect we should have known something was up when we heard keyboard noises and then a quiet "i'm in"
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Jan 18, 2023 05:29
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he would, in fact, steal a car
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Jan 18, 2023 06:03
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He typed echo j; format c in mIRC
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Jan 18, 2023 06:04
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He was probably browsing the Ohio State website, a crime punishable by death in Michigan
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Jan 18, 2023 06:07
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He was setting his opponent's B_SportSkillRating variable to 0 in UnrealEd 3
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Jan 18, 2023 06:24
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Omg lol af The Dolphins coach I mean
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Jan 18, 2023 06:53
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He copied that floppy
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Jan 18, 2023 07:08
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he turned his team into nfts and scammed a load of assholes
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Jan 18, 2023 07:16
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He hit Alt F4 while the game was saving
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Jan 18, 2023 07:43
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Daft Punk ft. Jay-Z - "Computer Crimes"
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Nooner posted:https://sports.yahoo.com/michigan-football-coach-suspended-due-014108499.html The saddest thing is that if it was kiddie porn, then he wouldn't even be the first Michigan football coach involved in a child sex-related crime, or the covering up thereof. Back when Bo Schembechler was the head coach, the team doctor (I forget the guy's name) was molesting pretty much everyone on the team AND actual underaged children, including Bo's own 10-year-old adopted son. None of the other staff even tried to put a stop to it, and in fact it was such an open secret among the program that coaches would threaten the players with being forced to "visit" that doctor if they didn't practice or play good enough. When Bo's son tried to tell him about all the hosed-up poo poo the team doc was doing to him and everyone else, Bo physically loving hit him and threatened him with violence if he didn't keep quiet about it. There are some interviews with Bo's son and several players from back then that are loving heartbreaking. I don't think the university or the football program have ever gotten any comeuppance from it to this day. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Jan 18, 2023 |
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Jan 18, 2023 08:07
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id do so much blow if i was the dolphins head coach i mean who among us
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Jan 18, 2023 08:15
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I'm hoping he figured out how to plug a palm pilot from 1990 into an ATM machine so it spits out all its cash like John Connor did. That was pretty clearly a 1989 Atari Portfolio 
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Jan 18, 2023 08:18
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:id do so much blow if i was the dolphins head coach ive already done plenty of blow without any affiliation to a washed up nfl franchise so yeah
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MICHIGAN CO
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Turns out he was just downloading some Judas Priest.
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