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Boston dynamics also known as real life skynet gets one step closer to ninja robots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e1_QhJ1EhQ It was fun while it lasted!
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i have an elaborate series of crates set up to require careful platforming your move robits 
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i look foward to the robot olympics.
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Madness posted:It was fun while it lasted! was it really?
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Milo and POTUS posted:was it really? I feel like the Pre killer robot years we will look back on fondly.
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Nooner posted:i have an elaborate series of crates set up to require careful platforming So should we say now.. Do you have an elaborate series of crates set up that require careful platforming? And the response will be. Yes I am protected?
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I like the little 180* hop it did to turn around 
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i hate robots for me they are not necessary at all
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Revins posted:I like the little 180* hop it did to turn around PARKOUR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpKoAgSAp2A
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stairs are inherently unsafe, best not to include them in your residence
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Bad Purchase posted:stairs are inherently unsafe, best not to include them in your residence
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Bad Purchase posted:stairs are inherently unsafe, best not to include them in your residence I’ve almost fallen down my basement stairs a hundred times. Only a matter time I suppose.
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Jelly posted:It's kind of weird to think about if we always used ramps and never stairs. They'd have to have much longer "rampwells", can you imagine trying to navigate a 60% slope when you're drunk? rolling down the stairs while drunk is fun i can only imagine a ramp would be doubly so
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Rampwells would suck going up but you could save a lot of time going down.
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Replace every staircase with two shafts, one with a mattress on the bottom, the other with a trampoline
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Colonel Cancer posted:Replace every staircase with two shafts, one with a mattress on the bottom, the other with a trampoline But I forget which shaft is which and now my head is in the roof. drat it.
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gonna set up robot nudie mags in pit traps need to do some research on the matter
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Seriously can’t wait to get my skull crushed by a Terminator. Like seriously, sign my rear end up for Judgment Day! ^^^^^Literally me except you’d be able to tell I’m smiling wildly even though I’m just a skull 
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All skulls grin. Death must be rad as hell
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lolman posted:i hate robots for me they are not necessary at all lolman, internet friend.
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can't wait to order a fuckbot with my phone and have it jog down the road doing flips over obstacles until it gets to my house and fucks me
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gently caress, am I no longer protected?
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Assuming Boston Dynamics robots are racist and can't drive worth poo poo.
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putting magnets underneath my stairs
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Caesar Saladin posted:can't wait to order a fuckbot with my phone and have it jog down the road doing flips over obstacles until it gets to my house and fucks me
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He looks so happy to be helping out. Probably just thinking about all the future murders he gets to do.
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It looks like a half life 2 level
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Sir, You Are Being Helped
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Madness posted:I feel like the Pre killer robot years we will look back on fondly. As a time travel from the future I can safely say, nah. Both pre killer robot years and post get about a 5/10 overall. Both just extremely average as far as existing as a human goes.
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It's getting interesting, isn't it?
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You were too late automaton. Nobody has a house anymore!!!
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Bad Purchase posted:stairs are inherently unsafe, best not to include them in your residence
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you see this is why you should all live in dystopian communes. Stairs were outlawed long ago so we just form human pyramids to help get each other up to the second level of a house.
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Not gonna be impressed until I see the robot win a fight
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How cool, now the cops will be able to hand them guns instead of just mounting guns to the robot chassis.
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Genesplicer posted:It's getting interesting, isn't it? Yeah between this and ChatGPT we continue to get one step closure to terminators 
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Pontificating rear end posted:Not gonna be impressed until I see the robot win a fight A bum fight? I am now considering a business venture robot bum fights.
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ElHuevoGrande posted:gently caress, am I no longer protected? Yep, the SA wiki needs to be updated. I'm sorry but even with stairs you are no longer protected. He can just run up those stairs push down your wife do a robot flip and crush her skull and then toss a bag of tools in your face.
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Madness posted:Yeah between this and ChatGPT we continue to get one step closure to terminators Back flipping through a 4th storey window to recite a poem about farts in iambic pentameter to the terrified residents
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