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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





the UFC is profoundly nu-metal through and through, but they come by it honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi9a5k-wvQ

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delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Rooting for Jamahal Hill just because of this walk-out music

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

delightful posted:

Rooting for Jamahal Hill just because of this walk-out music

I felt this way until I realized it was a cheap audience hype remix that removes everything but the drum hit and chorus, and now it can go to hell.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Let’s go old man

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
wait why is the #7 contender up for the belt?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Akbar posted:

wait why is the #7 contender up for the belt?

Because like 2 to 10 all suck

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Akbar posted:

wait why is the #7 contender up for the belt?

Also the original challenger Magomed something or other dropped out for some reason.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Glover gettin touched.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hill looks very good.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Akbar posted:

wait why is the #7 contender up for the belt?

I believe Blachowitz and Ankalaev had a draw in their title fight, which disgusted Dana greatly.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Akbar posted:

wait why is the #7 contender up for the belt?

#1's out indefinitely, #3 and #4 just fought to a draw for the vacant belt, #5's leg exploded

#6 anthony smith and #7 hill were supposed to fight each other but #6 got his teeth literally punched out by glover already

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Le Saboteur posted:

Also the original challenger Magomed something or other dropped out for some reason.

No, the belt was held by Jiri Prochazka (now #1) but he got severely injured in camp and gave the belt up, then Magomed Ankalaev (#3) and Jan Blachowicz (#4) fought to a split draw for the belt, so the title stayed vacant, they announced this fight for the belt the same night.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Glover made his career throwing cross counters over his opponents jab and Hill is just too fast, just pummelling him over and over.

I feel the commentators are being too kind to glover. I think hes getting flogged.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh right. I totally memory holed that fight.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I like grandpa glover but I also hate this crowd so part of me wants him to lose

Firebatgyro
Dec 3, 2010
Lol at the Brazilian translator translating the english being spoken in the glover corner

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

God don't give us champion Jamahal hill

Firebatgyro
Dec 3, 2010
drat glover is tough

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





cant wait to eventually see the award winning multi part prestige dramady A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Belt chronicling this nightmare of a UFC division

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

YESSSS WRESTLE

deadkiller615
Aug 7, 2007
yea, I kill dead stuff. so what?

Hill is gassed

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

This fights great

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Extremely Joe Rogan voice

Hill may have blown his wad trying to get the finish

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





"These guys are leakin' all over each other!" I get to holler, finally, in a non-pornographic context

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I been watching this sport for about 2 years now and I still don't understand the science behind getting a 200+ pound slab of man off the top of you while you are flat-back on the ground even if you yourself are a 200+ pound slab of man so I'm just gonna say it's limited range telekinesis

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



I guess I want Glover to win so I can laugh more at Light Heavyweight. But Jamawho Hill eking out a win would be funny as well.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Unperson_47 posted:

I been watching this sport for about 2 years now and I still don't understand the science behind getting a 200+ pound slab of man off the top of you while you are flat-back on the ground even if you yourself are a 200+ pound slab of man

Legs are strong. You use them

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Unperson_47 posted:

I been watching this sport for about 2 years now and I still don't understand the science behind getting a 200+ pound slab of man off the top of you while you are flat-back on the ground even if you yourself are a 200+ pound slab of man so I'm just gonna say it's limited range telekinesis

You need to watch some black beast fights. You just have to stand up

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








buncha tired bois

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

This loving rules, glover is made of GRANITE

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

DC is slipping, didn't even tell is he needs to switch to the single

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








lol jesus

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Just move Pereira into this cursed division

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Noooooo

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Glovers a bloody mess.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Lmao it is so hard to KO Glover

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

blue footed boobie posted:

Lmao it is so hard to KO Glover

Rip Rumble

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



what if we get another doctor stoppage

edit: oh nvm, glover's eyee isn't that bad

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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








how is glover still standing

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