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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I just turned this on out of curiosity and the audio is bizarre, I legit thought they were in an empty room till I saw people sitting in the shadows like mysterious NPCs in a 90s videogame, then got random spikes of crowd noise followed by pure silence, then suddenly commentary just bursts into life out of nowhere.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I do like one of the commentators basically going,"One of these fighters is curious how hard a punch she can take to the face and hell, same." :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DoombatINC posted:

jesus christ Almeida is a real problem

Just went for a takedown on Cormier :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That was crazy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Based on that intro, Buffer and Costa are actually fighting each other and Moises is excess to requirement.

Edit: Maybe that would have worked out better for Costa!

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jan 22, 2023

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bad night for brains, oof.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

LobsterMobster posted:

You usually need heavy construction equipment to take out a Robocop that violently

He very wisely didn't straddle him and declare,"YOU AIN'T NO ROBOCOP!" which is a mistake rookies often make.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:rip: Pride.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

delightful posted:

Now that Pride has died, I hope Gluttony gets its day

Greed seems to be unassailable on the throne at the moment.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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JC going for the D’arce Choke on a moneylender in the temple.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Walker trying to dislocate his shoulder again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

delightful posted:

Ohhh, OHHHH! JC's in trouble.
(3 days later)
No he's fine, he's out

Split decision, Thomas gave the win to the Romans.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Aldo, quite rightly about to go into the Hall of Fame, has been fighting for almost 20 years now.

He's 36.

:stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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If I was Lauren Murphy at this point my strategy would be to quietly ask the referee if I can go home.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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The corner should be stopping this, Murphy is completely outclassed and they're basically sending her back in purely hoping for a complete miracle flash-KO or Andrade slips on a banana peel and gets submitted.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Commentators straight up screaming,"STOP THE FIGHT!" now.

LobsterMobster posted:

We need boxing refs that say "Show me something in the next exchange or I'm calling it" and then actually do that when the fighter doesn't show anything

The earlier fight where the ref was shouting,"FIGHT BACK!" and the guy would weakly flail his arm a couple of times before going back to getting pummeled in the head until the ref shouted,"FIGHT BACK!" again was particularly egregious.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Every single training session of Gilbert's camp was harder than that fight."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's a pretty haggard looking (assassin) baby.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ow his loving eye.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus Christ he's just punching him in the face at will over and over and over again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

hackleman, you really should have pulled rank.

Seriously.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"4 minutes, stay on top."

That's it, huh. That's the strategy that kept you from throwing in the towel?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mercifully, this is over.

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