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 It’s like someone made a biopic of my life. And it’s horrible to watch… but fun to actually live IRL. You know, this may surprise some of you, but I actually fart a lot. Like… a shitload. I have my whole life. I just always remember farting. I remember holding them in all day at school and running to the bathroom to release the pressure. I remember making a mixtape where I recorded all my farts for like a month and played it for my friends and horrified parents. I remember my wife telling me she didn’t think it was possible for someone to fart more than her dad… until she met me. I probably fart 50-100 times a day. I feel like I could have been a sideshow performer or something. So that being said, I’m kind of vibing with the main character, Russell, in FART The Movie. He’s just a guy who loves to fart and eat junk food and watch TV. THAT’S ME! His wife is always yelling at him to stop farting. That’s what my wife does! This movie is like watching an actual documentary of my weekends. I have literally been watching The Three Stooges on New Years Eve farting up the living room while my wife begs me to go out. JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE  But aside from it being an eerie copy of my life, the movie seriously loving sucks. It’s 90 minutes of nothing but fart jokes. And they aren’t very funny. A lot of the time it’s actually pretty gross, and I’ve caught myself grimacing a bunch of times. It is quite an experience to watch though. I imagine even if it wasn’t like looking in a mirror I would still be mesmerized by the sheer audacity and brainlessness of this lovely movie. Make no mistake, this is not a “funny” bad movie like something you’d see on MST3k. This is just bad. We’ll anyway, the whole thing is up on YouTube. So I figured I’d share it with you all. Think of me if you watch it  https://youtu.be/7m7Ne6fthIE
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I ASSure you the irony is not lost on me
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im following The Medicine Wheel Band on tour
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Love that Fart The Movie has 8 credited writers Love that Fart The Movie has a page on Keshapedia https://kesha.fandom.com/wiki/F.A.R.T._The_Movie
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This man is a menace his wife is locked in the bathroom having a full blown meltdown and he's sitting outside the door farting
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Fartrek: The Motion Picture I guarantee they could get Shatner back, and I guarantee you he would slay
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Shitner edit: shartner
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LL_Ghoul_J posted:I have it on VHS, I was pretty excited to watch it but it was not very good What's with the runtime saying 30 mins when the Youtube link is almost an hour and a half?
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Lol at Robert Axelrod as the farting preacher.
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Music by Lyn Moon lmao I'm dying faaaaaart
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I have no idea what you're talking about, OP. But I'm proud of you.
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BigBeefCity posted:I have no idea what you're talking about, OP. But I'm proud of you. This means the world to me.
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Watching the movie on Youtube now. I counted 13 farts (in the film) in the first 5 minutes. Watching it all to see what develops. Oops I just farted irl. 
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Made it to the 10 minute mark then skipped to the end. I guess I just don't love farts as much as BloodFART McCoy.
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LL_Ghoul_J posted:I have it on VHS, I was pretty excited to watch it but it was not very good I, for one, am utterly astounded that FART: The Movie is not very good
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I, for one, am utterly astounded that FART: The Movie is not very good 
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lol Robert "Lord Zedd and Tim & Eric regular" Axelrod
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MrQwerty posted:lol Robert "Lord Zedd and Tim & Eric regular" Axelrod Yeah I was kind of shocked to see him in there.
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This is the world I want to live in Yo Yo Yo Beans
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R.L. Stine posted:prefer this tbh No relation. This movie actually got a few genuine chuckles out of me.
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R.L. Stine posted:prefer this tbh Oh poo poo this is actually on YouTube too! https://youtu.be/KdSTIGMO8kA There is a certain low budget charm to Terror At Blood Fart Lake that is seriously lacking from FART: The Movie. It’s on the same wavelength as Suburban Sasquatch. It reminds me of the movies I’d make with my friends when I was a lot younger. And to be honest I don’t think I could have done any better on a $0 budget. Sorry, but the guy who plays Caspian cracks me up.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Oh poo poo this is actually on YouTube too! I clicked around and found some nice little titties at 56 minutes in.
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Bum the Sad posted:I clicked around and found some nice little titties at 56 minutes in. The corncob murder at 53 minutes is the dumbest loving thing I’ve ever seen with my monitor on
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Toxic Mental posted:This is the world I want to live in Yo Yo suck Ma Nutz gottem
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Bum the Sad posted:I clicked around and found some nice little titties at 56 minutes in. We never got a chick to take her top off though 
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*Paaarp*
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The Movie
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I feel like I’m burnt out on farts for a bit after FART: The Movie. Share your favorite no-budget movies!
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What's a Hollywood budget Fart movie? That isn't the Ron Weasely movie.
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Eh. The book was better.
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