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Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
idk what this old poo poo I dug up in the garden is, please tell me what it was for. I think the key looking thing fits on the saw looking thing:



thank you for your time and god bless

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Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
Those are clearly cow tools.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

It's an ancient cock and ball saw

Cellular
Jun 24, 2006

ow ow ow
Asskeys

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Stryder posted:

Those are clearly cow tools.

checks out as a Strong Possibility

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




on the left, a fossilized dick and balls

on the right, an ancient dick measuring rod, obvious from the notches

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Looks like it's from an old jack stand. The leftmost object being the lever/wrench and the right being the ratcheting shaft.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
some old Indian thing. I don't know much about Indians, but I do know about tools and if I had to guess you jammed this (1) into the back of a while man's skull and twist the handle and the blood runs out of the hole here (2)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Rusty rear end jackstand parts

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Lmo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nooner posted:

some old Indian thing. I don't know much about Indians, but I do know about tools and if I had to guess you jammed this (1) into the back of a while man's skull and twist the handle and the blood runs out of the hole here (2)



Changing my answer to this

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Those are robot bones. You found a prehistoric robot cemetery.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

King of the hill thread continues to leak and assert its influence on these forums.

Also stick em up your rear end

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Your house is now a historical site op. Have fun being evicted by the government with no compensation.

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Those are robot bones. You found a prehistoric robot cemetery.

I’m living on a robot burial ground? This is very unsettling

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

turd tools

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Rusty rear end jackin’ stand parts

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Stryder posted:

Those are clearly cow tools.


Scornful Sexbot posted:

checks out as a Strong Possibility



These guys got photographic evidence, I'm sticking with them.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Those look like dinosaur bones to me. Mechasaurus Wrecks, for the species, just look at that jaw structure!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ancient poop knife

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Those are for aggressive rear end play, stick ‘em in your b-hole

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
trepanning equipment

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nooner posted:

some old Indian thing. I don't know much about Indians, but I do know about tools and if I had to guess you jammed this (1) into the back of a while man's skull and twist the handle and the blood runs out of the hole here (2)



Oooh! I volunteer! Test it on me!!!

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Tarkus posted:

Looks like it's from an old jack stand. The leftmost object being the lever/wrench and the right being the ratcheting shaft.

yep

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Nooner posted:

some old Indian thing. I don't know much about Indians, but I do know about tools and if I had to guess you jammed this (1) into the back of a while man's skull and twist the handle and the blood runs out of the hole here (2)



actually also changing my answer to this

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Hey has anybody said it’s clearly a jack stand yet? Because they’re loving with you, there’s no such thing as a jack stand, it’s a fake tool they made up to make the OP appear foolish.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Hey has anybody said it’s clearly a jack stand yet? Because they’re loving with you, there’s no such thing as a jack stand, it’s a fake tool they made up to make the OP appear foolish.

Thats not true, jack stands are where you go to stand and jack and charge your j/o crystals

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

rotinaj posted:

Thats not true, jack stands are where you go to stand and jack and charge your j/o crystals

Yeah but they sell those at the furniture store, not the tool store.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah but they sell those at the furniture store, not the tool store.

Maybe not at your tool store

My tool store has a whole section devoted to all your jackin’ needs

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Ceremonial pauper regalia

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

looks like a clasper. claspers are part of the shark reproductive system. i would contact your local aquarium or zoo.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

his & hers dildo set, popular in the 70s

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Ancient (late 1800s) CBT Tools, hth

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Stryder posted:

Those are clearly cow tools.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdDTz8wL30

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Hey has anybody said it’s clearly a jack stand yet? Because they’re loving with you, there’s no such thing as a jack stand, it’s a fake tool they made up to make the OP appear foolish.

Fuckkkkk there goes my eBay rating

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Metal mechanic erectile pump lever

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Some sort of prehistoric dildo, an ancient fartifact

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP you should put those back they don't belong to you.

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

You put that jagged one in your urethra

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