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has anyone broght up the key and lock thing yet? also all women are whores and unworthy of my seed which is why i am saving it
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I don't avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
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syntaxfunction posted:It's sadly not and it's horrible! Mainly because like: Buddy, I think reknowned homosexual Lil Swamp Booger Baby was either joking or trolling.
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Jan 20, 2023 02:21
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Valko posted:Buddy, I think reknowned homosexual Lil Swamp Booger Baby was either joking or trolling. renowned change meaning?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9jXnZS3ouU yo i came home from work the other day i was tired i just wanted to sit back in my big chair and play a little xbox you know relax a little then my wife comes in she starts telling me i play too much xbox i said what the gently caress do you mean this is just how i relax can i just play a little xbox then she says i saw on oprah today that guys who play video games dont love their wives im like motherfucking bitch gently caress oprah i dont give a gently caress i wanna play my video games i dont give a gently caress about oprah oprah aint got no man you better worry about your motherfucking self i just wanna kill some motherfuckers on xbox she said you seem like you have a anger problem maybe you need some help im like bitch call the police now
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Jan 20, 2023 02:28
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that's our lsbb. and we certainly cherish him as such
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Jan 20, 2023 02:29
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everyone knows the only body count song is cop killer, idiot
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Jan 20, 2023 02:29
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i can't date someone who i have to constantly carry cause they can't get above a k/d ratio of at least 1 it just isn't fair that i have to do all the work!!!
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Jan 20, 2023 02:36
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My Spirit Otter posted:everyone knows the only body count song is cop killer, idiot motherfucking bitch!
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Jan 20, 2023 02:37
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everybody post your body count
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Jan 20, 2023 02:37
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I remember reading the NoFap reddit when I was a teen and thinking 'these dudes are goobers' and now when this thread made me think of this place I went there and - Mother of my child is leaving me because she found my search history. quote:If you think this won't have an affect on you think again. If you are addicted and on this sub, the consciences are real. You do not want to wait around to get help. yes this is a normal and good thing, clearly masturbation is the problem
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Jan 20, 2023 02:41
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kntfkr posted:motherfucking bitch! 
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Jan 20, 2023 02:42
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I learned in health class that if you have sex with one person it's like having sex with ever person they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have had sex with ever had sex with
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Jan 20, 2023 02:49
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Anyways that's a lot of loving!!
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Jan 20, 2023 02:49
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My mind is spread across 37 corporeal flesh puppets
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Jan 20, 2023 02:50
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Nooner posted:I learned in health class that if you have sex with one person it's like having sex with ever person they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have had sex with ever had sex with thats the basis for my claim that ive slept with brad pitt
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Jan 20, 2023 02:53
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Six Diseases To Kevin Bacon
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Jan 20, 2023 02:57
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It really only matters if you're dating a military member or politician.
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Jan 20, 2023 02:59
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Nobody's sucking Rambo's dick at the end of any of the movies - so I think there's something to be said about this concept.
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Jan 20, 2023 03:11
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Nooner posted:I learned in health class that if you have sex with one person it's like having sex with ever person they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have had sex with ever had sex with this is how i get to brag that ive had sex with bin laden.
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Alucard posted:Nobody's sucking Rambo's dick at the end of any of the movies - so I think there's something to be said about this concept. the shower scenes got cut, op
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Jan 20, 2023 03:13
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I only date people who are in the middle of loving and/or killing when I first meet them
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Jan 20, 2023 03:14
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bodycount is a super common term among Gen Z
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Jan 20, 2023 03:24
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You guys are getting dates?
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:My mind is spread across 37 corporeal flesh puppets Anyway, I won't date anyone who doesn't have at least two bodies, because people with only one body are at a much higher risk of dying in an accident or whatever, and nobody wants an unreliable partner like that.
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Jan 20, 2023 03:27
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Where's that video of some guy asking a woman about women who sleep with a lot of men and the whole "lock and key" thing with all her responses being "that's loving stupid. If you care about how many people someone else has slept with, then gently caress you. gently caress off."
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Jan 20, 2023 03:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wow incel terminology has sure got even more malignant in these past years check out this dogpilled roastie
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Jan 20, 2023 03:40
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There was a time in my life when I cared about that dumb poo poo. I was 16 and nowhere close to getting laid in the first place. I found less embarrassing, but equally stupid poo poo to worry about as I got older.
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Jan 20, 2023 03:51
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I don't know what "the lock and key thing" is but the fact that it's come up twice itt as assumed knowledge is terrifying and my every instinct is telling me to leave immediately goodbye. hope you are all able to find grace in the loving arms of buddha and jesus christ
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Jan 20, 2023 03:56
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Are people making their dates wear chastity belts now? Like you can’t put a chastity belt on her mouth idiot. 
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Jan 20, 2023 04:06
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Cubone posted:I don't know what "the lock and key thing" is but the fact that it's come up twice itt as assumed knowledge is terrifying and my every instinct is telling me to leave immediately I think that's when you let your partner lock up your dilz in a cage, it's a kink thing
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One of my friends who was a psychology major took a class on Human Sexuality. Later she told me "I learned today that the average American under 50 has had eight sexual partners... I also learned that I am apparently a HUGE whore."
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Jan 20, 2023 04:19
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it's not the k/d that counts, it's your utility score 
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Jan 20, 2023 04:20
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Nooner posted:has anyone broght up the key and lock thing yet? also all women are whores and unworthy of my seed which is why i am saving it a lock that can be opened by any key is worthless a key that can open any lock is also worthless a key that can open another key, now we're talking!!
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Cubone posted:I don't know what "the lock and key thing" is but the fact that it's come up twice itt as assumed knowledge is terrifying and my every instinct is telling me to leave immediately It boils down to "men get to sleep around guess that's cool and good, women are whores for doing it tho." Valko posted:Buddy, I think reknowned homosexual Lil Swamp Booger Baby was either joking or trolling. Wait, you pay attention to people who post? I don't remember anyone. Often I come across a post I think is awesome only to find out it was me who posted it.
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the holy poopacy posted:a lock that can be opened by any key is worthless What do you call rubbing two keys together
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Colonel Cancer posted:What do you call rubbing two keys together Frotting
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the holy poopacy posted:a lock that can be opened by any key is worthless A key that can open any lock would be the most valuable key in the world though 
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I had to go to a bachelor party thing and we went to a burlesque show with the other groomsmen. One of the dudes after was loudly talking about all the people he's banged and how if you're good at sex you will make women squirt and that's how you know they really came or whatever and it was super awkward. One of the guys was so drunk he was attempting to call an Uber on a slice of pizza so my friend and I used it as an excuse to leave lol
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It's not about the absolute number, it's how they got there. Obviously I don't feel safe with the assassin types who bump fools off in their sleep. How do I know I'm not next? And the spree killers are deal-killers too. Yes, we live in the United States; no, I am not going to go on a mass-shooting date with you. And what do they do with their bodies? I mean, I show up to your house and you got some poor stiff laid out on the couch, expecting me to help chop him and bag him... nah, just nah. And now I don't want to eat at your house either, I'm not really interested in finding out later that those were long pork chops we had for dinner.
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