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Stop worrying about body count and help capture this point!!! (the point is my penis))
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I only gently caress the finest virgin females and my dick sucks their lifeforce essence from their body to sustain me and keep me eternally youthful
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istewart posted:It's not about the absolute number, it's how they got there. Obviously I don't feel safe with the assassin types who bump fools off in their sleep. How do I know I'm not next? And the spree killers are deal-killers too. Yes, we live in the United States; no, I am not going to go on a mass-shooting date with you. I could not agree more. What you want is a nice steady serial killer type. 2-3 hookers a year, then he's there for birthdays, soccer games, and to fix things around the house. I don't care what they do down in the basement. That's none of my business.
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Toxic Mental posted:I only gently caress the finest virgin females and my dick sucks their lifeforce essence from their body to sustain me and keep me eternally youthful same but virgin males. i clean up at magic the gathering tournments and anime conventions
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Jan 20, 2023 05:18
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The more partners a person has had the statistically more likely they are to be unfaithful.
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Mantis42 posted:The more partners a person has had the statistically more likely they are to be unfaithful. statistics, much like not havin sex with multiple people, is for losers
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Jan 20, 2023 05:26
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The more partners your pardner has had, the more statistically special you are!
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Nooner posted:I learned in health class that if you have sex with one person it's like having sex with ever person they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have had sex with ever had sex with Thinking about this is the only way I can finish
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Thinking about this is the only way I can finish creat a paradox by loving yourself
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Nooner posted:I learned in health class that if you have sex with one person it's like having sex with ever person they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have had sex with ever had sex with drat, all we got was a filmstrip of close ups of extremely diseased genitals
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Jan 20, 2023 05:31
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I like to put on mutators that make people's heads bigger as they get a higher body count
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Jan 20, 2023 05:40
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I only sleep with evil demon lords so yeah they've got a body count
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istewart posted:It's not about the absolute number, it's how they got there. Obviously I don't feel safe with the assassin types who bump fools off in their sleep. How do I know I'm not next? And the spree killers are deal-killers too. Yes, we live in the United States; no, I am not going to go on a mass-shooting date with you. I don't think we should lump in people who do it professionally with people who just do it for fun. How do you know you're not next?? Who's going to be paying for it, huh? Pretty drat rude to expect free work from someone just because you know them.
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quality over quantity it's not about your body count it's about your hottie count 
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69/420 K/D rate 
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Genesplicer posted:One of my friends who was a psychology major took a class on Human Sexuality. Later she told me "I learned today that the average American under 50 has had eight sexual partners... I also learned that I am apparently a HUGE whore." Lol Same My count isn't THAT outrageous, what is is that I can't recall all of their names now.  One guy I'd love to look up fr but he had this weird Polishish last name I can't recall it arrrgghhh And if I post more I'll get banned so Spinz fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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With every slap of my balls the hitsound from Quake 3 chimes
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Colonel Cancer posted:69/420 K/D rate dude youre supposed to exaggerate, you need to say 420/69 so chicks think youre cooler!!
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If you're in a poly relationship it's K/D/A
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Valko posted:Buddy, I think reknowned homosexual Lil Swamp Booger Baby was either joking or trolling. I am bi.
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I have a friend who refuses to bang virgin guys because she says it's "awkward" which seems kind of exclusionary and self defeating, like they wouldn't be virgins anymore if you just banged them once lol
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I am bi. im gay
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How old is your friend? I run on the assumption that all goons (except for a handful weird genz that failed so hard that they had to become part of another generations losers) are over 30. It's a silly policy to have at a 20, it's a strange one to have at 30.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:How old is your friend? I run on the assumption that all goons (except for a handful weird genz that failed so hard that they had to become part of another generations losers) are over 30. It's a silly policy to have at a 20, it's a strange one to have at 30. When we met I think she was 28 or 29, and I think now she's 36. Not sure what exactly you mean between this being a silly vs strange policy.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:im gay Never heard of it
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THE ONLY BODY COUNT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IS COUNT VON COUNT'S IRRESISTIBLE BODY
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Devils Affricate posted:I have a friend who refuses to bang virgin guys because she says it's "awkward" which seems kind of exclusionary and self defeating, like they wouldn't be virgins anymore if you just banged them once lol Investing in an older virgin is like working at a start-up midcareer-- sure some end up being a great experience with really great payouts, but the odds are pretty high that you'll be carrying an immature manchild and they'll either get creepily dependent or really nasty towards you for doing it.
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I can understanding the idea of wanting to be with someone who has the same attitudes about sex as you do, but if that manifests in some judgmental awful way to people with different attitudes then you're a trash person.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I am bi. Honestly? I thought you were pansexual.
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Valko posted:Honestly? I thought you were pansexual. Same thing
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First day at the body counting factory, eh?
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Toxic Mental posted:First day at the body counting factory, eh? One nothing wrong with me
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Carlos Lantana posted:check out this dogpilled roastie I didn't know what dogpill was so I googled it and that was a mistake
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sex is immoral, both inside and outside of marriage
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:god bless all the guttersluts who were nice enough to gently caress us
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Wait, "body count" could mean different things? Like... you're not supposed to kill your dates? Oh. ... oh. :/
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I'm sorry everyone, I've never had the sex, I lies to impress you 
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I am bi. i'd bi that for a dollar
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syntaxfunction posted:I'm sorry everyone, I've never had the sex, I lies to impress you I'm more impressed by your honesty, you loving virgin
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I would never use the term “body count” - that’s really disrespectful and gross - nor would I try to suss out a prospective sexual partner’s number of past partners. Having said that, I’ll provocatively suggest that having had more sex, including with more people, will usually make someone better at sex.* You learn what you’re into, whether that changes with different people, you learn what other people are into, and - crucially - you learn how to communicate about it, ideally beforehand, at the right moments during, and maybe afterward too. I’ll also suggest that some kind of [real sexual experience] / [porn watching experience] ratio might positively correlate with “realistic and healthy expectations of sexual partners”. *does not apply to rapists/date rapists
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