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Alucard posted:Nobody's sucking Rambo's dick at the end of any of the movies - so I think there's something to be said about this concept.
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I think the only "body count" I'd second-guess is zero, mostly because I'm 35. Still not a dealbreaker though.Genesplicer posted:One of my friends who was a psychology major took a class on Human Sexuality. Later she told me "I learned today that the average American under 50 has had eight sexual partners... I also learned that I am apparently a HUGE whore." Eight??? That's like two festivals worth! Nooner posted:I learned in health class that if you have sex with one person it's like having sex with ever person they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have ever had sex with and every person that every person that they have had sex with ever had sex with I went to nine different schools from kindergarten to 12th grade, and there was no sex ed at any of those schools.  numberoneposter posted:Six Diseases To Kevin Bacon 
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Halisnacks posted:Having said that, I’ll provocatively suggest that having had more sex, including with more people, will usually make someone better at sex.* also does not apply to women who have been having trash sex with selfish partners their whole life. lmao but also 
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People using the Stranger to buff their numbers oughta be banned
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Colonel Cancer posted:People using the Stranger to buff their numbers oughta be banned
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Colonel Cancer posted:People using the Stranger to buff their numbers oughta be banned what if you wear a condom numberoneposter posted:I like to do the opposite and sit on my dick until it goes numb so it feels like I'm jerking off someone else.
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numberoneposter posted:I like to do the opposite and sit on my dick until it goes numb so it feels like I'm jerking off someone else. Whoa this is a pretty advanced technique
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I didn't have great luck with women until later in my life, so I learned not to be insecure about it. If I asked, any number I was going to hear was almost certainly going to be higher than my own unless she was super religious.
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numberoneposter posted:I like to do the opposite and sit on my dick until it goes numb so it feels like I'm jerking off someone else. lol
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Nooner posted:Whoa this is a pretty advanced technique
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:also does not apply to women who have been having trash sex with selfish partners their whole life. lmao but also Selfish women though omg. 
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Does anyone else sometimes store their balls in their rear end?
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Does anyone else sometimes store their balls in their rear end? i used to but now im banned from the country club
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Does anyone else sometimes store their balls in their rear end? Just the juice.
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I'd body any body in this body shaking video about the bodies and the floor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0 especially this Billy Corgan looking mother fucker  he should be offended by that thumb placement, it's just rude can someone stablediffusion thumbs on this or something for me? I'm on a work zoom
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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numberoneposter posted:FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR you could say my dating criteria don't have a ceiling but they do have a floor function i'm down to tango but i'm too old to teach you, sorry
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Look, if you can't count bodies, I'm not dating you. It's a simple concept. There's a few things in life that are just so basic, like counting how many bodies you see on the floor, the battlefield, the crematorium. You have to be able to add up how many you see and let others know. That's just basic.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I'd body any body in this body shaking video about the bodies and the floor 
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Toxic Mental posted:Look, if you can't count bodies, I'm not dating you. It's a simple concept. There's a few things in life that are just so basic, like counting how many bodies you see on the floor, the battlefield, the crematorium. You have to be able to add up how many you see and let others know. That's just basic. ok but what if they despawn for memory reasons
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The very idea! Please have hosed before we meet. Like, if we have a date for 8pm tonight make sure to get cummed in and or on before showing up or it will awkward as hell.
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Devils Affricate posted:When we met I think she was 28 or 29, and I think now she's 36. Not sure what exactly you mean between this being a silly vs strange policy. Maybe I'm the naive one but who's meeting so many virgins in their 30s that they have to make a rule? The only adult virgins I've ever encountered in my life have been on these forums.
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lumbergh hosed her. not interested.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Maybe I'm the naive one but who's meeting so many virgins in their 30s that they have to make a rule? The only adult virgins I've ever encountered in my life have been on these forums. its common in ireland and parts of northwestern France to not have sex until you are over 35 years old
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Body count merely depends on the current meta and cookie cutter builds, how about we focus on the baddie count? Lotta baddies left out there bois, it's time to look at the bigger targets.
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FirstnameLastname posted:its common in ireland and parts of northwestern France to not have sex until you are over 35 years old What do they call a 40 year old virgin in Paris
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im a virgin
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numberoneposter posted:FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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Colonel Cancer posted:What do they call a 40 year old virgin in Paris Royale sans squeeze?
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would you date someone who has never poo poo their pants?
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It's like anything else really, there's a sweet spot and above or below that sweet spot makes you question whether you share the same values. Not just sex. How many credit cards do you have? Zero? I mean.. I guess good for you but that's a little odd. 100? Red flag. How many hot wings is an appropriate number of wings to eat in one sitting? Zero? I guess you are vegan or have issues with chicken? Could be nothing, could be a red flag. 100? That's kinda rad tbh but are you okay fam?
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Assuming I could date anyone means we're dealing with imagination in the first place
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:How many hot wings is an appropriate number of wings to eat in one sitting? Zero? I guess you are vegan or have issues with chicken? Could be nothing, could be a red flag. 100? That's kinda rad tbh but are you okay fam? https://youtu.be/VAiOFOKO3xM
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anyone who fucks 100 is a monster but if you gently caress 100,000. . .
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let us collectively judge the sexually active for their many misdeeds of which we missed out on all of, m'goonsires
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Methanar posted:im a virgin Figures. You don't tip.
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Not even the tip.
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the best body count https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8gUhDd6WE
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I'm never going to get that out of my head now
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Having a lot of sex generally means you're social, know what you're doing, and aren't afraid to give other people a chance. And those are hard turn-offs for me.
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