YeahTubaMike posted:

This kind of thing is why I don't like posting stuff that could be considered ironic/prophetic. I don't want to post something like "omg being alive is so awesome, I'm gonna take the elevator because it's rainy and the stairs are slippery lol" and then fall down the stairs & die the next day.

Of course, now I'm going to die from posting injuries or some poo poo, so it doesn't even matter.