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Jan 23, 2023 03:55
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you have to fight the biggest car in the yard or they will keeping picking on you
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Jan 23, 2023 05:01
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Hatebag posted:NeatHerniaDude Psycho Society posted:you have to fight the biggest car in the yard or they will keeping picking on you 
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Jan 23, 2023 05:45
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what;'s his name?
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Jan 23, 2023 05:51
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I have a hernia that's getting repaired (by a surgeon!) tomorrow. ask me anything! is your username based on that 2 truths and a lie game? Hatebag posted:NeatHerniaDude
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Jan 23, 2023 05:55
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Weka posted:He has a neuro divergent condition known as positive thinking. positively irritating
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Jan 23, 2023 05:57
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Jan 23, 2023 06:00
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Shifty Nipples posted:positively irritating I think it's cute, like a dog.
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Jan 23, 2023 06:05
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John Charity Spring posted:If you're in your late twenties why do you talk like a 50-year-old who's trying to be Appealing To The Youth Not sure what you mean by this. I'd like to remind you that no one is allowed to be mean to me tomorrow through the end of next week. Jabberlock posted:ASk them to fix your brain while theyre in there hurr hurrrrrrrr Duuuurrrrrrr but really the groin and the brain are far apart so this post is dangerously misleading Greg Legg posted:Good luck tomorrow neatheterodude. Thank you! It's been super busy so I haven't checked in with you or pmed in a long time, but I haven't forgot about you either KirbyKhan posted:Az mentioned he was offered adminship after his surgery, while he was hosed up on too many medicines.... Hrmmm Az is going to give me the password to Jeff's account Slider posted:if it's an inguinal hernia then gl. here's some epic music op Hell yeah!! my bony fealty posted:did you play elden ring yet. when I got surgery last year I spent the recovery weeks playing elden ring all day on the drugs. I recommend it. Oh yeah I played the hell out of it last year. How'd your surgery go? some plague rats posted:Rogue Legacy 2 is fuckin sick. You should also play hollow knight if you haven't yet I'll add it to the list Nice and hot piss posted:Tell the anesthesiologist you're an SA moderator and he'll probably slip you some extra sedatives. Going to do all of these things. If you see my body (big bald ginger dude with a beard), please draw something neat Weka posted:He has a neuro divergent condition known as positive thinking. Yes, YES! Psycho Society posted:good luck op Thank you friend Trixie Hardcore posted:No! No, don’t get the hernia enlarged. Call the surgeon immediately to clarify. Also good luck! Thank you and lol I missed that. Gonna leave a message for the surgeon that's 5 minutes of asking for stronger pain meds and 10 seconds requesting they don't make it larger. Good Soldier Svejk posted:We haven't always seen eye to eye but good luck with your surgery I appreciate that/you! It is scary and I'm not going to be able to sleep at all tonight. Gotta play Rogue Legacy 2 CODChimera posted:how the gently caress have you been hit by a car twice Bad luck? speng31b posted:good luck and hope you feel better soon Thank you man Hatebag posted:NeatHerniaDude Rude Psycho Society posted:you have to fight the biggest car in the yard or they will keeping picking on you It's true and I lost that fight twice. Everyone else was so scared of how I went bananas that they left me alone Farm Frenzy posted:what;'s his name? It's you Filthy Hans posted:is your username based on that 2 truths and a lie game? I will not answer questions from Filthy hans
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Jan 23, 2023 06:47
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I will now answer questions from Filthy hans Did you know that Weird Al made a song about hernias? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg good luck tomorrow
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Jan 23, 2023 06:58
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When you say the hernia is in your groin do you mean your butt? You mean your butt don't you? This is what you get for skipping butt day. Well I hope they make it bigger, the butt not the hernia, and in a good way.
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Jan 23, 2023 07:23
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Jan 23, 2023 07:38
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Good luck op. I had an inguinal hernia fixed back in like 2006 and while it hurts like a bitch the first 72 hours the overall recovery is pretty quick. Just be careful when they ask you to walk in the recovery room because even with the drugs it will hurt a lot more than you anticipate.
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Jan 23, 2023 07:40
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Weka posted:When you say the hernia is in your groin do you mean your butt? You mean your butt don't you? This is what you get for skipping butt day. his butt is big enough already, he's gonna be sitting around the house when he's sitting around the house recovering
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Jan 23, 2023 08:16
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Showing the forums my butt to prove its a good size
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Jan 23, 2023 11:22
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you should probably look when you cross the road op
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Jan 23, 2023 11:28
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are they gonna let you keep the hernia in a jar
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Jan 23, 2023 11:53
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Good Luck Battling Demons In The Dream World While You Are Under Anesthetic
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Jan 23, 2023 14:07
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what do you tip a surgeon and do you do it before or after? like if youre a good tipper you'd probably want to do it before so they're grateful and go the extra mile but what if you misjudge the difficulty of the surgery and you undertip it and they spit in you?
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Jan 23, 2023 14:13
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fanfic insert posted:what do you tip a surgeon and do you do it before or after? like if youre a good tipper you'd probably want to do it before so they're grateful and go the extra mile but what if you misjudge the difficulty of the surgery and you undertip it and they spit in you? they keep what they remove
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Jan 23, 2023 14:14
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fanfic insert posted:what do you tip a surgeon and do you do it before or after? like if youre a good tipper you'd probably want to do it before so they're grateful and go the extra mile but what if you misjudge the difficulty of the surgery and you undertip it and they spit in you? If you leave a large tip before the surgeon may do something unseemly like trying to do your stitches in a cool pattern or give you Joker scars just as a 'bonus' while you're under the knife. imho it's better to tell the surgeon what you expect to tip before hand, leave it on the side of the operating table, then instruct the anesthesiologist to remove one dollar for each mistake the surgeon makes
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Jan 23, 2023 14:16
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upon awakening the gimmick will finally be retired but he'll only speak in a chinese accent
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Jan 23, 2023 16:33
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Good luck NeatHeteroDude
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Jan 23, 2023 17:20
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NeatHeteroDude posted:late 20s. this is my 7th surgery. i had 2 left shoulder, 1 right shoulder, 2 left elbow, and one hernia (got hit by a car, one year later got hit by another car). cat botherer has issued a correction as of 17:30 on Jan 23, 2023 |
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Jan 23, 2023 17:22
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Good Luck Battling Demons In The Dream World While You Are Under Anesthetic turns out it'll just be AIT and NHD's astral projection needs to do everything it can to stop them from using the word
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Jan 23, 2023 17:28
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Just dodge the cars lol
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Jan 23, 2023 18:02
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my dad just had his heart zapped to get it back into rhythm and it went well, I guess they found no clots in his heart so that's good
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Jan 23, 2023 18:13
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I'm back and I explained to the nurse at length how I use Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to discuss appropriate relationship behavior with my students (disabled and nondisabled back when I used to tutor behavior kids)
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Jan 23, 2023 20:35
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https://www.livejournal.com/create
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Jan 23, 2023 20:44
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I'm back and I explained to the nurse at length how I use Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to discuss appropriate relationship behavior with my students (disabled and nondisabled back when I used to tutor behavior kids) Is this the part where your partner had to step in and explain that no, you're always like this and that this isn't a negative reaction to the anesthetic?
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Jan 23, 2023 20:54
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I'm back and I explained to the nurse at length how I use Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to discuss appropriate relationship behavior with my students (disabled and nondisabled back when I used to tutor behavior kids) what did you tip them? I think it was to little and they took your av and left a weird stitch pattern
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Jan 23, 2023 21:15
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I'm back and I explained to the nurse at length how I use Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to discuss appropriate relationship behavior with my students (disabled and nondisabled back when I used to tutor behavior kids) Welcome back NeatHeteroDude glad you’re still with us
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Jan 23, 2023 21:17
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Hatebag posted:NeatHerniaDude
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Jan 23, 2023 21:19
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lol you got hit by more than one car
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Jan 23, 2023 21:20
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story time! i've had two hernias once was in 2005 when i tried to unsuccessfully join the army and they found it in the medical exam; i had no idea i had one before this. i was still on my parents' insurance and had an easy time during the surgery. they gave me a percoset right after and i felt great, then a few days of discomfort when it wore off. 9.5/10, would do again for fun the second time i was cycling through mexico. in ciudad valles i tried to impress the cute hotel front desk girl by carrying my bike plus luggage upstairs to my room all at once, and i felt it happen. lots of pain, i limped along until i found a modern-ish hospital in veracruz on christmas eve. my doc was about 60, drove a motorcycle and looked like he was impersonating elvis in the early black leather years. it must've been a huge rip because my patch was the size of a saucer. i woke up and had a rubber tube sticking about six inches out of the front of my pelvis. they wheeled me out to a taxi about 48 hours after i entered and i swiped my credit card for $2500 from my wheelchair. went back to a room i rented and recovered there for a few days until i went back to have my drippy hose removed. the discharge was gross, but the scariest part is that i didn't expect the part inside of me to be that long, i had to have had a full foot inside me. took a bus to a beach, camped out for a couple weeks, then biked another thousand miles or w/e to honduras, where the pain got too uncomfortable that i flew home to recover more. 7/10 for the thrifty pricetag
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Jan 23, 2023 21:31
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i say swears online posted:i felt it happen 
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Jan 23, 2023 21:32
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I'm back and I explained to the nurse at length how I use Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to discuss appropriate relationship behavior with my students (disabled and nondisabled back when I used to tutor behavior kids) Welcome back, friend. Last time I had surgery, I had a fun reaction to the anaesthesia where for the next day or so it felt like my life was being rendered by an underpowered video card with really bad texture pop-in. I hope you had at least that much fun, and ideally much more.
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Jan 23, 2023 22:02
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*pop*
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Jan 23, 2023 22:46
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I'm back and I explained to the nurse at length how I use Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to discuss appropriate relationship behavior with my students (disabled and nondisabled back when I used to tutor behavior kids) looks like the docs accidentally removed your av
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Jan 23, 2023 23:07
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NeatHeteroDude posted:Showing the forums my butt to prove its a good size Lol who did you piss off? Also quoting for posterior-ity.
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Jan 23, 2023 23:34
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