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WILDTURKEY101 posted:i've sold fake drugs so I could get money to buy real drugs everyone who goes to rutgers does this
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Although that's just embarrassing to other people, idgaf personally what's ur take on melodramas
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kntfkr posted:what's ur take on melodramas They rule. The best is when you pull a John Woo and combine insane, overly energetic melodrama with insane, overly energetic action. Movies like A Better Tomorrow are p much peak action cinema because the emotions match the scope and scale of the action.
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Not today, Satan!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They rule. The best is when you pull a John Woo and combine insane, overly energetic melodrama with insane, overly energetic action. Movies like A Better Tomorrow are p much peak action cinema because the emotions match the scope and scale of the action. I had a class on Douglas Sirk films and got weirdly into them ten years later, inexplicably.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm a prolific cheater. This reminds me of my other most embarrassing secret, that I hate Werewolf because I'm terrible at it to the point that I don't find it fun. Every time people suggest Werewolf at a party, I'm always like "I read somewhere that people with strict parents grow up to be better liars" (true) "which explains why I suck at games like this  " (might be a factor, but it's not like I was raised on a hippie commune or anything).
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I don’t understand how to read a thread in these forums. If there are 50+ pages, I just skim the first page and then the most recent page. I don’t know is this is normal behavior, but I’ve probably missed out on so many funny replies. Being new is embarrassing.
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99grind posted:I don’t understand how to read a thread in these forums. If there are 50+ pages, I just skim the first page and then the most recent page. I don’t know is this is normal behavior, but I’ve probably missed out on so many funny replies. You can sort by replies with the most upvotes
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99grind posted:I don’t understand how to read a thread in these forums. If there are 50+ pages, I just skim the first page and then the most recent page. I don’t know is this is normal behavior, but I’ve probably missed out on so many funny replies. Unless I'm somewhere that i have a lot of time on my hands, like on a plane or train. I also find it helps to give your eyes a rest from the screen every so often, you know, pace yourself out.
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i consider everything i've ever done embarassing
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YeahTubaMike posted:This reminds me of my other most embarrassing secret, that I hate Werewolf because I'm terrible at it to the point that I don't find it fun. Every time people suggest Werewolf at a party, I'm always like "I read somewhere that people with strict parents grow up to be better liars" (true) "which explains why I suck at games like this Idk about the parents thing but same about lying. Just makes me uncomfortable 
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Nuts and Gum posted:Idk about the parents thing but same about lying. Just makes me uncomfortable this is exactly what a liar would say!
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Dick Fontaine posted:I actually kind of enjoy Wizard Master threads. drat this was mine too he's very good at what he does
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YeahTubaMike posted:This reminds me of my other most embarrassing secret, that I hate Werewolf because I'm terrible at it to the point that I don't find it fun. Every time people suggest Werewolf at a party, I'm always like "I read somewhere that people with strict parents grow up to be better liars" (true) "which explains why I suck at games like this if its any comfort to you, i hate werewolf with a passion that i cannot describe. I usually dont take part in any of the banter and accusations, i find it horribly uncomfortable and embarassing and simply wish it to be over. My worst nightmares always come true if people wanna play another round. Id rather play russian roulette at that point.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:if its any comfort to you, i hate werewolf with a passion that i cannot describe. 
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I kind of like that HBO Harley Quinn show I haven't seen the newest season yet but will probably watch it soon
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Stop clogging the toilet at my gas station op that’s for money laundering
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you launder money in a toilet?
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I think Harley Quinn is very attractive. I think Margot Robbie is unbearably attractive. I’m living in the best of all time streams.
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My secret is I kind of don't really like my circle of friends but am too comfortable to branch out and attempt to meet new people and too bitchmade to just outright tell them why I'm irritated with them.WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm a prolific cheater. Cheating in monopoly is just part of the game. If you're not cheating, the capitalist simulation is incomplete. I'm probably the biggest cheater when it comes to out yearly Christmas family game but I keep getting tapped to be the banker because I'm the only one who hasn't gotten caught. Don't be the dumbass who gets caught slipping 500s or trying to palm properties.
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I jerk off everywhere
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I go unconscious and am completely vulnerable for like 5-8 hours a day like a loving AMATEUR
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pencilhands posted:this is exactly what a liar would say! 
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Mr.Acula posted:I jerk off everywhere We know, that's not a secret
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Being the last poster in this thread
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QuarkJets posted:Being the last poster in this thread Denied.
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One time in the high school cafeteria a group of kids stopped me while I was going to sit by myself and asked me to like spin around so I did like a chump and they said "baby got BACK" they got me good
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My big bad secret is that I am in LOVE!
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I unironically enjoy the song Summer Girls by LFO.
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Smugworth posted:One time in the high school cafeteria a group of kids stopped me while I was going to sit by myself and asked me to like spin around so I did like a chump and they said "baby got BACK" Lol drat they got you bro
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I unironically like the song ‘What’s Going On’ by 4 Non Blondes and sing along off-key whenever I think nobody can hear me.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Once when I was insanely drunk in a country I'd never been to before, while I was riding a bus, I had to pee so bad that I asked the driver to pull over so I could pee in the street & get back on. The driver did it, but still. lol that i've got comfortable enough to stick fingers down my throat to dry heave in front of people. people that know me at least. it's pretty embarrassing shoving like half your hand down your throat so you'll burp. and it's always a huge rear end burp dry heave noise. I may get the shot.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:i've sold fake drugs so I could get money to buy real drugs i sold a pantry spice mix to some 7th graders. they came back and said they rolled it up in newspaper and got high as hell. lol. felt a little bad. When it comes to games where you have to lie ... I'm ridiculously good. Even that Jackbox game? Fibbage, i think? I just say I'm a story teller, not a liar. and that does a little for my conscience. i'm probably just a horrible person. YeahTubaMike posted:This reminds me of my other most embarrassing secret, that I hate Werewolf because I'm terrible at it to the point that I don't find it fun. Every time people suggest Werewolf at a party, I'm always like "I read somewhere that people with strict parents grow up to be better liars" (true) "which explains why I suck at games like this i'd agree with that, about strict parents. It's like lemme just get creative for a minute blight rhino fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jan 30, 2023 |
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JnnyThndrs posted:I unironically like the song ‘What’s Going On’ by 4 Non Blondes and sing along off-key whenever I think nobody can hear me. Okay legitimately every time I've been at a party where someone tries playing a guitar someone I know has inevitably suggested I play something. This is the only song I play, also off key, and off rhythm, often the he man version. Every drunk person will belt it out. I feel like it's the only appropriate song you can play, once, and just don't play anything else after. I also only play it if someone won't stop harassing me, which happens more than you think, because saying no to playing guitar at a party apparently makes you more appealing than whichever dude is trying to get attention.
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syntaxfunction posted:Okay legitimately every time I've been at a party where someone tries playing a guitar someone I know has inevitably suggested I play something. lol, good stuff, i didn't know there was a He-Man version, but now I love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y gonna bust out my midi keyboard
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Only a couple of family members, my psychiatrist, my therapist, and a few cops will ever know the answer to this thread's question for me.
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Catastrophe posted:Only a couple of family members, my psychiatrist, my therapist, and a few cops will ever know the answer to this thread's question for me. So who'd ya kill?
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Read this in the golden girl's voice which one
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Dystopia Barbarian posted:Oooh, juicy. What a tease you are, stranger! Yeah, yeah, yeah... I goofed up the 2nd half of my adult life via a series of very poor decisions and it's difficult and often inappropriate to discuss in detail.
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