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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Good Sphere posted:

Test new weird drugs with clinical trials.

“Pleasing taste, some monsterism.”

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Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
use chatgpt to write code that generates youtube videos based on the top trending searches every hour with a minecraft background.

send me some of that money tho

Naylenas
Sep 11, 2003

I was out of my head so it was out of my hands


Check around at staffing agencies for catering gigs. A lot of them. If you live in a big city look into doing pedicab driving you'll get strong as a bonus

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Nooner posted:

If you have a gun or a knife you can rob people

don't just loving copy my ideas nooner. fucke you

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


get some chickens and sell the eggs. they just come out the chickens rear end for free. eggs sell for like $3 each now you should get in on that poo poo

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Hollismason posted:

How do I get in on this.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639693

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

pencilhands posted:

So far all I can think of is donating plasma

what are your side hustles, goons?

You’re a fat drug addict, they won’t want your goopy slime.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

The Management posted:

AI-generated furry porn

Furry-generated AI porn

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


porn

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

The Management posted:

AI-generated furry porn

furrys pay a lot of money for commissions or at least they used to. they probably still do

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
OP get over here and I'll show you

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Ask some venture capitalists for millions for any random crypto scam that comes to mind. Steal as much money as possible from customers under the guise of a legitimate business. The one rule is to build a back door for any billionaires involved so they don’t lose money when your scam is discovered.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Extra row of tits posted:

You’re a fat drug addict, they won’t want your goopy slime.

Making and selling goops and slimes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Rob a really small bank so they don't bother to arrest u

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I used to make a few hundred a month off those sites that you upload a design to and make and print t-shirts and sticker and cups and stuff and you get the cut after production costs. Eventually they just ban you for copyright, as thats the stuff that sells easily, but you can just start another usually.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Back in high school I would write essays for kids for 20-50 bucks depending on the length and complexity. I even wrote one kid's final paper for his English class and ensured he didn't have to go to summer school. None of us were ever caught and I think I wrote at least 100 papers over the course of 4 years; I just asked them for a few other pieces of homework they'd done so I could mimic their style.

Just go hang around a high school for a bit, asking if the kids need any help. This'll solve your problems.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

thin blue whine posted:

furrys pay a lot of money for commissions or at least they used to. they probably still do

I suggested an OP do this for quick cash a couple of years ago and one goon was bizarrely and very personally outraged by it. Like he had some tragic furry porn backstory and was about to see a terrible history repeated.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

defeat wolves and sell their pelts to the barkeeper

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Something Awful forum moderators get paid per hour of probation/ban

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Get real good at poker

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

become too big to fail

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
write poetry and use your poems as currency, like instead of paying cash at a restaurant, pay with your poems

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Smugworth posted:

Something Awful forum moderators get paid per hour of probation/ban

So that’s how they can afford to gobble up percs

Op break into a pharmacy and sell the percs to the mods

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

A Strange Aeon posted:

write poetry and use your poems as currency, like instead of paying cash at a restaurant, pay with your poems

this doesn't work

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hey op how are your disgusting black shits coming along?

naem
May 29, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

Can you draw? Definitely not that

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

The Management posted:

AI-generated furry porn

I've made $7.80 so far. It paid for like 3% of a synthesizer module.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Make NFTs

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

OP is an opiate addict per his own admission.

and now he's gonna donate plasma

lol

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

A Fancy Hat posted:

Back in high school I would write essays for kids for 20-50 bucks depending on the length and complexity. I even wrote one kid's final paper for his English class and ensured he didn't have to go to summer school. None of us were ever caught and I think I wrote at least 100 papers over the course of 4 years; I just asked them for a few other pieces of homework they'd done so I could mimic their style.

Just go hang around a high school for a bit, asking if the kids need any help. This'll solve your problems.

Are you john hodgeman because this is the theme of dicktown

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Cut off and mince parts of your body and sell it as dog food

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Side hustle is such a stupid term

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Become a mercenary

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Highway robbery is good. You just need a black outfit, a domino mask, a brace of pistols, and a horse.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Cabbages and Kings posted:

I've made $7.80 so far. It paid for like 3% of a synthesizer module.



I’m seeing a pattern with the usernames

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
People who like feet don't seem to understand the value of a dollar. I would use that to your advantage.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m seeing a pattern with the usernames

my username is non_bigfoot to hide my bigfoot fetish, so one suspects a thing

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Extra Large Marge posted:

People who like feet don't seem to understand the value of a dollar. I would use that to your advantage.

My sister got chatted up by a guy who turned out to be a serious foot fetishist and wanted her to meet him at a hotel downtown so he could take pictures of her feet. He offered her an amount of money that wasn't really material to the decision and I think she thought it sounded exciting.

They met up and he took pictures of her feet and paid her and this was all a decade and a half ago and at least so far she's never heard from him again

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m seeing a pattern with the usernames

that's the reason, not the username

these were for bigfoots-with-dicks renders but adding furry as an adjective to describe bigfoot both pushed it in that direction and also improved the general quality of the genital output

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Try to become a handsome companion, op

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